Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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scirreeve wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 2:30 am Karl is missing.
Is the opvec missing too?
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Could it go missing?
(It is as ugly as it’s owner)
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Perhaps he has finally sailed off into the sunset.
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poplove wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 3:44 am
scirreeve wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 2:30 am Karl is missing.
Is the opvec missing too?
Yes
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Oh dear, Krap'n Karl is missing, whatever shall I do?

Oh, wait ...



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Karl:
a) is attempting to foster publicity by hiding in plain sight using his unparalleled camouflage skills
b) has been kidnapped by one or more of the three letter agencies who have belatedly realised his potential to become a national militia leader
c) is attending a secret global economic forum to share his forecasting genius
d) having failed to sail away, is testing the opvec’s potential as a submarine
e) has been abducted by aliens
e) is drunk in a ditch
f) all of the above as part of his everyday life.
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He was still pushing his armada as of February 18 on FB.
IF you and/or your spouse are Young Jeffersonian Constitutionalist Patriot devout Christian followers of Christ and you pass a blood slide test that you haven't been infected with C19 SHEDDING TRANSMISSION from the VAXXED, YOU CAN SIGN UP FOR The AMFF ARMADA OF GOD to voyage TO THE HAVEN.

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northland10 wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 1:41 pm He was still pushing his armada as of February 18 on FB.
Wasn't that last year? Is the Kraptain really pushing a 2024 armada to build on 2023's success?
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 4:58 pm
northland10 wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 1:41 pm He was still pushing his armada as of February 18 on FB.
Wasn't that last year? Is the Kraptain really pushing a 2024 armada to build on 2023's success?
Or the year before, I forget, but he posted it again just a few weeks ago. He doesn't say which May 15th so he has some wiggle room.
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Update from Brand. Karl has been released since this was posted. Not sure Karl is ever coherent so must have been bad.
he is not totally coherent. He had a medical emergency and the EMT’s took him to the closest hospital which was on the Nellis AFB. The one hospital I didn’t check because I never thought he could be there as he is not a Veteran. I will check him in the morning, he has a catheter and they had him on IV’s for almost a week.
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Poor Karl! (:S)

That hospital is full of vaccinated staff and patients…

Oh no!!! :D
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:o The Kraptain is at a medical facility on a USAF base?!?!?! :o

Why wasn't he taken instead to the AMFF National Command base for treatment? The AMFF Air and Space Guard would surely have tasked a helicopter for a medical evacuation?

Has POTUS been informed that the US is now almost defenseless with 100% of the AMFF stood down*?
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Kaptain Karl

Is in the belly of the beast!!

He has been held in a BlueCoat military facility without his consent when he was deprived of his liberty (to die in a ditch from alcoholism)
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I remember when the Mike O'Callaghan Military Medical Center) was built as I was working on Nellis at the time. (My youngest daughter was born at the old hospital during Desert Storm.) Being a dependent, I've been there many times, for prescriptions, radiology, and various clinics. It's an outstanding facility and it does take civilians:
Fully integrated into the Clark County emergency medical services (EMS) system, Mike O’Callaghan Military Medical Center (MOMMC) is the only hospital and only trauma center in northeast Las Vegas. The level III trauma center is the first Air Force medical facility to treat civilian critical care and trauma patients arriving by ambulance.
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scirreeve wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 12:39 pm
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Probably has something to do with his diabetes and alcohol consumption as it will lower blood sugar to dangerous levels; high blood sugar kills you slow, low blood sugar kills you fast.
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Uh, depends on the Alcohol. Beer spikes your Bloods as its full of sugar.
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Imagine the trauma of coming round and realising you are Karl Koenigs! :shock:
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Suranis wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:50 pm Uh, depends on the Alcohol. Beer spikes your Bloods as its full of sugar.
Depends on the beer. I'm diabetic and test regularly and have found that lagers are pretty benign. Of course that's in moderation.
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Suranis wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:50 pm Uh, depends on the Alcohol. Beer spikes your Bloods as its full of sugar.
Beer is not full of sugar (actually very little to no sugar) but it is heavy on the carbs. In checking around light beer has some sugar vs others and non-alcoholic beer is swimming in sugar.

Wine does have more sugar.

However, I could see alcohol messing with the body's ability to process sugar so whatever you have with the beer may not be able to metabolize well if you do not have your beer in moderation.
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poplove wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:17 pm
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Being delusional with access to firearms
And DUI
Makes him a threat to others.

That the US justice system hasn’t reduced that clear and real risk is an indictment on the systems that US citizens have put in place.

Karl is responsible for his behaviour
Society is responsible for holding him accountable
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northland10 wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:14 am
Suranis wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:50 pm Uh, depends on the Alcohol. Beer spikes your Bloods as its full of sugar.
Beer is not full of sugar (actually very little to no sugar) but it is heavy on the carbs.
Carbohydrate is sugar minus 1 water molecule.

It gets converted to sugar in the body very quickly.
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On Dec 27 kkkarl got cited in Moapa (Clark County NV) for driving the opvec with expired plates, revoked driver license, and no proof of insurance. He had a court date Feb 21 and was a no-show so a warrant was issued.

https://cvpublicaccess.clarkcountynv.go ... za0uGLgCug
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