Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

#876

Madison Cawthorn @CawthornforNC wrote: I love the country too much to sit on the sidelines forever.
charlotteobserver.com
‘Wherever God leads me.’ Madison Cawthorn reveals his likely return to politics.
“You need to get involved in politics or be destined to be ruled by lesser men,” Cawthorn said after his airport gun-possession plea.

https://twitter.com/CawthornforNC/statu ... 61377?s=20

Slim Cognito · #877

If he runs for mayor of my town, that's it! I'm gonna have to do....something. I don't know what yet, but it will be...something.

#878

Another mendacious Republican full of righteous indignation over pretty much everything. Who told him he was all that?

#879

https://twitter.com/cawthornfornc/statu ... 8868510721

Madison Cawthorn @CawthornforNC wrote: Unless a politician can handle a firearm, they shouldn't be allowed to make laws banning firearms.

Something something uterus, abortion.

Suranis · #880

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 9:30 am https://twitter.com/cawthornfornc/statu ... 8868510721
Madison Cawthorn @CawthornforNC wrote: Unless a politician can handle a firearm, they shouldn't be allowed to make laws banning firearms.
Something something uterus, abortion.

The fact that "libs" make that dumb argument is probably why he is making the same dumb argument here. A lot of the things these guys say is to mock arguments make by "libs" and then it is attacked in a self righteous way by people with no self awareness.

#881

Suranis wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 10:40 am
raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 9:30 am https://twitter.com/cawthornfornc/statu ... 8868510721
Madison Cawthorn @CawthornforNC wrote: Unless a politician can handle a firearm, they shouldn't be allowed to make laws banning firearms.
Something something uterus, abortion.
The fact that "libs" make that dumb argument is probably why he is making the same dumb argument here. A lot of the things these guys say is to mock arguments make by "libs" and then it is attacked in a self righteous way by people with no self awareness.

I disagree. I'm pretty certain Cawthorn is actually dumb.

Suranis · #882

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 11:38 am I disagree. I'm pretty certain Cawthorn is actually dumb.

Oh, he is. Not a brain in his head. He probably read it somewhere else.

#883

Former GOP Congressman Madison Cawthorn says Christmas is a time to “all be happy for the birth of Jesus Christ” and for George Washington slaughtering his enemies.

Resume18 · #884

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Dec 26, 2023 12:23 am
Former GOP Congressman Madison Cawthorn says Christmas is a time to “all be happy for the birth of Jesus Christ” and for George Washington slaughtering his enemies.

Not edgy; not relevant.

#885

Was rollerboy home-schooled?

Slim Cognito · #886

WTAF?

Suranis · #887

Has someone told him that "George Washington slaughtering his enemies" includes the Whiskey Rebellion, where a bunch of farmers "chose a 2nd amendment solution to resist the Federal Government," and George Washington decided to kick their ass.

Anyway, he just said it to "scare/piss off Liberals." For votes, basically.

Rolodex · #888

neonzx wrote: ↑Tue Dec 26, 2023 3:13 am Was rollerboy home-schooled?

Indeed he was. Then he went to (and washed out after 1 semester) Patrick Henry College, a hyper-Christian college created for home school kids in 2000.

#889

Rolodex wrote: ↑Tue Dec 26, 2023 9:51 am
neonzx wrote: ↑Tue Dec 26, 2023 3:13 am Was rollerboy home-schooled?
Indeed he was. Then he went to (and washed out after 1 semester) Patrick Henry College, a hyper-Christian college created for home school kids in 2000.

Oh, see, it totally makes sense now.

Need more dry humping videos with male cousins. That was entertainment!

shannon · #890

neonzx wrote: ↑Tue Dec 26, 2023 3:13 am Was rollerboy home-schooled?

As a matter of fact, yes he was. That whole"homeschool to Patrick Henry College to elected official / staffer right wing fundie pipeline.

#891

Dogs and cats, living together, you know the drill...
https://x.com/CawthornforNC/status/1776263652858814755

Madison Cawthorn @CawthornforNC wrote: “Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom.

There will be earthquakes in various places, and famines.

These are the beginning of birth pains.”

Mark 13:8 NIV

jez · #892

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:29 pm Dogs and cats, living together, you know the drill...
https://x.com/CawthornforNC/status/1776263652858814755
Madison Cawthorn @CawthornforNC wrote: “Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom.

There will be earthquakes in various places, and famines.

These are the beginning of birth pains.”

Mark 13:8 NIV

Let me see if I can translate:
There will be a war somewhere. Someplace will have an earthquake on a tectonically active planet. Oh, and there will be a famine somewhere in the world.

Ok. As specific as most prophecies I guess. Excuse me while I roll my eyes so far back I can check my brain.

#893

Watch out for that rising sun!

And did you know that rain is a harbinger of water all over the place getting things wet and stuff??!!??

#894

Dr. Ken · #895

Oops

#896

I'm astonished to find that Cawthorn drives like an asshole. What a surprise.

Dr. Ken · #897

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:55 pm I'm astonished to find that Cawthorn drives like an asshole. What a surprise.

Maybe he thought the cop car was a tree?

#898

Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:59 pm
raison de arizona wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:55 pm I'm astonished to find that Cawthorn drives like an asshole. What a surprise.
Maybe he thought the cop car was a tree?

That car is totaled and Cawthorn is getting a ticket.

sugar magnolia · #899

A very expensive ticket(s) since it's in a construction zone.

Dr. Ken · #900

That's not what it means to back the blue.