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Is that her kidney doctor?

I'm kidding, of course:
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:sick:
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He’s a Demoncrat. The devil made her do it.
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pipistrelle wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:01 pm He’s a Demoncrat. The devil made her do it.
She just wants to let a filthy liberal have his way with her....





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Frater I*I wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:05 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:01 pm He’s a Demoncrat. The devil made her do it.
She just wants to let a filthy liberal have his way with her....





I'll see myself out.... :bag:
Hey, what's the point of getting new kidneys if you can't let your new boyfriend play with them. Right?
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In public..

Any speculation on what she was vaping?
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Dave from down under wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:21 pm In public..

Any speculation on what she was vaping?
Meth....????
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Trae Crowder with an estimable essay on BoBo:

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pipistrelle wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 9:39 am
RVInit wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 7:04 pm yeah, her neck looks weird in that photo.
I thought it was me. I hope it’s a quirk of the photo. IMG_2796.jpeg
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Frater I*I wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:05 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:01 pm He’s a Demoncrat. The devil made her do it.
She just wants to let a filthy liberal have his way with her....





I'll see myself out.... :bag:
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Drew Sexton, issued a statement denying she was vaping but saying she was using her cell phone to take pictures, not realizing that was prohibited.
Seriously, is this the first play she’d ever been to?
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Reddog wrote: Sat Sep 16, 2023 1:13 am
Drew Sexton, issued a statement denying she was vaping but saying she was using her cell phone to take pictures, not realizing that was prohibited.
Seriously, is this the first play she’d ever been to?
In her defense, it appears that she was taking flash photos of herself, i.e, selfies, not photos of the actual performance.
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Just because someone should ask, are we sure that video hasn't been doctored in some way? I'm not an expert so I wouldn't know what to look for.

Not that I doubt for a moment that she's defective enough to let someone fondle her in public, but these days it's good to be sure of what you're seeing.
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bob wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 4:58 pm https://twitter.com/alanfranklin/status ... 6140679319
Is that her kidney doctor?

I'm kidding, of course:
Pretty certain that clip was all deep fake. (note, none of the other audience members were moving at all)

Also another fake I saw -- a still photo where Boebert appears to be fondling her BFs crotch with both hands.

Both funny as heck and she deserves the ridicule for her behavior in the theater that night. :lol:
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I dunno I saw it in the original video from a distance, before the zoomed in one was released. It looked accurate? :shrug:
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neonzx wrote: Sat Sep 16, 2023 1:58 am
bob wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 4:58 pm https://twitter.com/alanfranklin/status ... 6140679319
Is that her kidney doctor?

I'm kidding, of course:
Pretty certain that clip was all deep fake. (note, none of the other audience members were moving at all)

Also another fake I saw -- a still photo where Boebert appears to be fondling her BFs crotch with both hands.

Both funny as heck and she deserves the ridicule for her behavior in the theater that night. :lol:
There is some movement by the other theatre goers

But still could be fake.
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Frater I*I wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:05 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:01 pm He’s a Demoncrat. The devil made her do it.
She just wants to let a filthy liberal have his way with her....





I'll see myself out.... :bag:

He did pay for a four hour date.

When you're on a clock, and you figure dinner, that play was cutting into the play of his play date, player... :rotflmao:
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Daily Mail, yeah, but Boebert apologized. Difficult divorce yadda yadda.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... juice.html
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"Top shelf trashery"
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Oh, to be seventeen again ...
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The apology.

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Her chances of Re-election "have been in serious jeopardy" since she barely made it back into the House by the skin of her teeth. To the point that everyone thought the other guy won for a few days.

She's too arrogant to care.
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She's making excuses, not denying.
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