trump (convicted felon, defamer, insurrectionist, contemnor, and rapist - $537M)

[Grumpy Git]

The grift continues, MAGA morons indeed.

Donald Trump's election campaign says it has raised $7.1m (£5.6m) since his police mugshot was taken at a prison in Atlanta, Georgia, on Thursday.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66632882

[Foggy]

He's facing 91 felonies in four different states, but he thinks it's important to cheat everyone on the golf course and brag about it. Priorities, how do they work?

[neonzx]

Note that he only wins these "championships" at his own clubs.

Oh, and the fact that there are secret service agents around mean there is no hanky/lanky/panky is unconvincing-- those agents are not there to report his cheating on the course.

[Sam the Centipede]

C'mon, of course Trump wins fairly! He's a bigly smart business man so he negotiated a 50% discount on his scorecard. That par 4? It's a par 8 for super-smart super-golfer Trump! What an athlete!!

Asking for a friend: do Georgia State Penitentiaries have golf courses?

[bill_g]

Gold Course Maintenance. The prison teaches landscaping and other job skills to those that qualify.

[Sam the Centipede]

~ ~ ~ dreamy wibbly wobbly effect ~ ~ ~
10, 20, 50 years in the future: a governor of Georgia on a podium, with a microphone: "… and I name this new building the Rudolph Giuliani Wing of this, the Donald J. Trump State Penitentiary. In so doing we recognize the prison's two most famous and most heavily sentenced inmates."

[Volkonski]

A score of 67? For how many holes? Nine? Five? Certainly not eighteen.

[pipistrelle]

A score of 67? For how many holes? Nine? Five? Certainly not eighteen.

A good lie should be believable. 67 on 18 holes? Sure.

[roadscholar]

Piker. First time Kim Jung-Il played golf he shot 15 holes-in-one in a row.

[Suranis]

Off Topic

Reminds me of how in the latest Crossfit games they had a "5k Run" and showed how great the times were to show how great crossfitters are. But if you looked closely they didn't have a 5k Meter run. it was 5k YARDS, which is just over 4k meters. So they were trying to show how great crossfitters were by lying.

Granted a 4k run is more than I could manage by a factor of 4k, but come on.

[pipistrelle]

Off Topic

Reminds me of how in the latest Crossfit games they had a "5k Run" and showed how great the times were to show how great crossfitters are. But if you looked closely they didn't have a 5k Meter run. it was 5k YARDS, which is just over 4k meters. So they were trying to show how great crossfitters were by lying.

Granted a 4k run is more than I could manage by a factor of 4k, but come on.

Going to post something in the MTG thread about this.

[AndyinPA]

He's off his meds.

[raison de arizona]

Waaa…

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[neonzx]

Waaa…
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The poor dear. He cannot go VACATION in Scotland because he needs to stay to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN-- AND AGAIN-- AND AGAIN...

[New Turtle]

Eventually he will have to sell that golf course to pay his legal bills.

[northland10]

Waaa…
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The poor dear. He cannot go VACATION in Scotland because he needs to stay to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN-- AND AGAIN-- AND AGAIN...

I think him going to Scotland, or any country will Make America Great Again ay least for a bit, and will make it even greaterer if he don't come back.

[raison de arizona]

Eventually he will have to sell that golf course to pay his legal bills.

I don’t believe he will ever exhaust the rubes sending him money. They’ll probably keep sending and cover his funeral even.

[somerset]

Why can't he go to Scotland? It's not like he can't make it there and back in a weekend. Is the cost of flying the trumpplane across the Atlantic and back too high? Has his passport been confiscated as a condition of bail? Would like to dig deeper into this.

[Estiveo]

IIRC, he had to surrender his passport(s) as a release condition in one of his previous indictments. Doesn't really stop him from fleeing, but makes coming back without consequences difficult.

[Ben-Prime]

IIRC, he had to surrender his passport(s) as a release condition in one of his previous indictments. Doesn't really stop him from fleeing, but makes coming back without consequences difficult.

And, let's face it, saying "I can't go because they took my passport" does not sound as good as "I am staying to FITE THEM!"

[neonzx]

Trump raised $7.1 million after Georgia booking, mugshot
The former president raised $4.18 million on Friday alone, the single-highest 24 hour period of his campaign to date

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/2 ... g-00113118

Donald Trump has turned his Georgia mugshot into a record-breaking fundraising haul.

The former president has raised $7.1 million since he was booked at an Atlanta jail Thursday evening, according to figures provided first to POLITICO by his campaign. On Friday alone, Trump raised $4.18 million, making it the single-highest 24-hour period of his campaign to date, according to a person familiar with the totals.

Donald Trump has turned his Georgia mugshot into a record-breaking fundraising haul.

The former president has raised $7.1 million since he was booked at an Atlanta jail Thursday evening, according to figures provided first to POLITICO by his campaign. On Friday alone, Trump raised $4.18 million, making it the single-highest 24-hour period of his campaign to date, according to a person familiar with the totals.

The campaign’s fundraising has been powered by merchandise it has been selling through his online store. After Trump was taken into custody, the campaign began selling shirts, posters, bumper stickers and beverage coolers bearing Trump’s scowling mugshot. The items bear the tagline “NEVER SURRENDER!” and range in price from $12 to $34.

Sorry the link is to politico, which is a very agressive/instrusive site with the ads.

[Mr brolin]

"Never Surrender" seems like a great slogan to The Great Anal Pustule as in his mind it equates to Thermopylae or the Alamo or Rourke's Drift..... Trouble is his stance reeks more of Little Big Horn, the Charge of the Light Brigade or the War of Jenkins Ear

[Foggy]

I think his supporters should send him every nickel they have, move under a freeway overpass, and learn to eat out of dumpsters. That's really their best option.

[bill_g]

He should get arrested more often then. He'd be rich!

[Foggy]

... War of Jenkins Ear

Ah, you're referring to the assaults on Cartagena and Havana. I knew that was the name of a war between England and Spain, but not much more than that.