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Because Donofrio insists on being entertaining, and I don't want to (further) dilute threads with notable topics, he's earned his own thread.

E.g.:


"You're out of order. The whole trial is out of order!":
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Oh man, I bet Jack Smith or whoever he is, is really scared right about now. Kimberly Guilfoyle, Leo, every whacko nutcase in this great land of ours knows more law than he does. Is he even licensed to practice law, if he doesn't understand it at all? :confuzzled:
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This is second time ("in as many days") that Donofrio has numbers is his tweets 1/3, 2/3, (3/3 or 3/4), 4/4.
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I thought he sad he was going away because of a poker match.
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northland10 wrote: Tue Jun 13, 2023 2:06 pm I thought he sad he was going away because of a poker match.
Oh sweet child of summer. :batting:
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It seems like Leo's picking imaginary nits, and pretending they are atomic bombs.

But he's not the greatest nitpicker on the planet. I bet I could pick juicier and more nourishing nits than he picked. :blackeye:
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Mickey! Judy! Leo's doing another show! They can use his father's barn!






We need to start a GROUNDSWELL... If DOJ brings a New Jersey Indictment, guess who can DEFEND T***??? Leo Leo Leo!


Leo retweeted this photo of himself. Dang it, we could have been saying this if we had stayed in good with Chuckles. :(


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"For completeness," that photo is at least 15 years old, i.e., from before even his birfing days. (Donofrio won his WSOP ring in March 2008.)
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His BIO from WSOP.
Leo Donofrio
RESIDES: NEW YORK, NY
BRACELETS 0
RINGS 1
CASHES 1
EARNINGS $29,666

Player Bio
  • Nickname: Jet Schizo
  • Started Playing (Date): Stud as a kid, but Hold Em in 2002 while in Vegas for a big chess tournament just before new years.
  • Long Term Poker Goals: To be the best the tournament hold em player the world has ever seen.
  • Poker players that Leo most respects: All pros who can make a living doing this.
  • Other key points of interest:: I'm the ringleader of an esotericf critically acclaimed sonic indie rock band with electro splashes and bossa nova dreams called SCHIZO FUN ADDICT.
  • Other Notes: I played golf on Division 1 scholarship for St. John's University and tried to qualify for The (British) Open Championship in 2000
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TLDL...
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Promise?
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I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for Leo to fuck off.
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I, too, don't want Donofrio to be the Attorney General.
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:brickwallsmall:

The site says to add "The Honorable" when addressing an envelope, like, the physical paper thing. And then notes it doesn't have a physical address for the former president. No address, so no "The Honorable."

Oh:

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bob wrote: Mon Jun 19, 2023 6:47 pm
Oh:

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So much for "fucking off" ;)
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I don't want Leo to fuck off. He's way more entertaining than people like Krap'n Karl and the little dipstick oh, Gavin Seim, I almost forgotted his name.
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Foggy wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 8:30 am I don't want Leo to fuck off. He's way more entertaining than people like Krap'n Karl and the little dipstick oh, Gavin Seim, I almost forgotted his name.
Yeahbut Seim has had some entertaining moments.
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Good times
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raison de arizona wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 10:04 pm
Foggy wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 8:30 am I don't want Leo to fuck off. He's way more entertaining than people like Krap'n Karl and the little dipstick oh, Gavin Seim, I almost forgotted his name.
Yeahbut Seim has had some entertaining moments.
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To think that Gavin was a trailblazer in the "SovCit encounters with LE" video genre. Now there are entire YouTube channels devoted to this form of entertainment ;)
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Dammit. which Obot here spilled the beans and gave Leo our game plan??? Realist and I have had our GO BAGS ready, but the timing may need to be moved up to flee. Realist, what do we do??? This could be IT! :panic:

Leo did another Space and he came right out and said, right at the start of the Space, that the government will LOSE on every count of T****'s Indicateds. Leo is absolutely confident that he his analysis is rock solid.

He even posted a riddle and answers in the Space.

Leo Donofrio, Esq. @LCDLAW1

THE NATIONAL NIGHTMARE ENDS TONIGHT🚨

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All Espionage Act Counts will be dismissed as per Former Presidents Act. Tune in...
Leo Donofrio, Esq. @LCDLAW1 16h

The Indictment has fallen apart-I'd say "at the seams" - but it NEVER had any. There will be no trial. It's done, dusted & ready for a Motion To Dismiss on the law without contesting a single fact - not even plucking sounds can save it. I'll post a model MTD for public education.

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This is really helpful. Leo, who doesn't really practice law and has never tried a case (that we know of), is going to teach all the real attorneys how to write a motion to dismiss. I bet the real attorneys totally appreciate that. :batting:
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orlylicious wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:02 am Dammit. which Obot here spilled the beans and gave Leo our game plan??? Realist and I have had our GO BAGS ready, but the timing may need to be moved up to flee. Realist, what do we do??? This could be IT! :panic:

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Damn Jem, was so panicked forgot to do that! And things are getting worser, the jig may be up!

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That's EXACTLY what they're doing.

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In other words, Leo is directly claiming credit for the scheduling order from Judge Cannon.

And the schedule is accelerated because of Leo's incredible tweets.


Wow.

It must be pretty intoxicating, knowing that you can sit in your underpants and write brilliant, beautiful tweets, and thereby take control of important national events. He is a mover and a shaker, and I'm terribly humbled. :liar: :lol:
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This is mostly wrong.

The questioner asked about taking an appeal while the trial court proceedings were continuing. A denial of a motion to dismiss is not a final order, so it normally isn't immediately appealable.

A trial court could grant leave to seek an immediate appeal. Most judges wouldn't grant that motion. But this one ... ?
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