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Suranis wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 10:07 pm I don't get what Viagra has to do with the other drug. Other than a lazy attempt to find some kind of equivalence to say Men are evil and hypocrites. The effects of Viagra are nothing like the effects of the Abortion drug. I guess Lube would be the equivalent of Viagra for Women, not the Abortion drug.

And aside from anything else, women are against Abortion too, ya know. Including women who have had one. So making it an easy battle of the sexes is pretty much wrong. And Men benefit from abortion at least as much as Women, if not more.
If Pregnancy is "god's will"

SO then

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sad-cafe wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 5:40 am
Suranis wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 10:07 pm I don't get what Viagra has to do with the other drug. Other than a lazy attempt to find some kind of equivalence to say Men are evil and hypocrites. The effects of Viagra are nothing like the effects of the Abortion drug. I guess Lube would be the equivalent of Viagra for Women, not the Abortion drug.

And aside from anything else, women are against Abortion too, ya know. Including women who have had one. So making it an easy battle of the sexes is pretty much wrong. And Men benefit from abortion at least as much as Women, if not more.
If Pregnancy is "god's will"

SO then

is limp dick
Amusingly, there is one part of the Genesis where God stops a guy from sleeping with Abrahams (he called himself Abram then) wife because Abraham was passing her off as his sister. The Guy have Abraham lots of money so he could marry her, but his Dick doesn't work, and God lets him know Abraham is married to her and God stepped in to stop the guy sinning, by hitting the off switch on the Erection machine. (The derails are fuuzzy, its been a while since I've read it.)

So, that could be biblical true. :D

There's a lot more in Genesis than the first 2 chapters which everyone argues about. And I can see that story being hilarious to the people who wrote it.
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Suranis, do you have a KJV, or what version of the Bible do you have?

'Cuz I have a KJV, and I will re-read the Book of Genesis.

But not today, I have to deliver a progeny to the beautiful city by the sea two hours away, and help unload the vast pile of supplies with which ol' Wifehorn has graced him. They spent four afternoons shopping, I don't even know what they got (but my yard looks good and I can work outside, so I'm good) and making sure he's all set up for summer school at UNCW.

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I think I heard the little blue bill (Viagra) flew through FDA approval faster than any drug in history. (the COVID vaccines may have beat it now)

Too, also. Seek medical treatment if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
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Foggy wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 7:18 am Suranis, do you have a KJV, or what version of the Bible do you have?

'Cuz I have a KJV, and I will re-read the Book of Genesis.

I actually do have a moderenised version of the KJV, but I prefer my Catholic Pastoral edition Bible.

Anyway, I was misremembering Genesis 12 and 20 where Abram told people his wife was his Sister and the local ruler gave Him lots of Money and oxen as presents so he could put the moves on his sister. But in one case God sent "severe plagues on Pharohs house," and the other God sent Nightmares on the guy who wanted to marry Abraham's (as Abram had become by then) wife. But the nightmares were to stop the guy sleeping with Abraham's wife, not impotence. But regardless God stopped all that before the horrid act would commence. Oh and blocked the wombs of his entire household, as you do.

So, ya, I'm a completly unreliable narrator. :bag:
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I have an ESV version of the bible. (English Standard Version). It was translated to eliminate all the archaic words of Old English. It is actually readable to modern day people as well as those for whom English is a second language.
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neonzx wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 8:09 am :snippity:

Too, also. Seek medical treatment if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.


Or a prostitute......



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Oh, Frater....

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p0rtia wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 6:30 pm Oh, Frater....

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CNN: Justice Department will not seek criminal charges in Pence classified document probe:
The Justice Department has closed its investigation into the possible mishandling of classified documents found at former Vice President Mike Pence’s home and will not bring any charges, according to a letter from the DOJ obtained by CNN.

The decision comes ahead of Pence’s planned announcement next week that he will run for president in 2024. It allows Pence to offer an additional contrast between himself and former President Donald Trump, his political rival who’s under serious investigation by the Justice Department and others.

“The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department’s National Security Division have conducted an investigation into the potential mishandling of classified information,” the Justice Department wrote to Pence’s attorney. “Based on the results of that investigation, no criminal charges will be sought.”
Cue the obligatory, "The Derp States wants you to vote for Pence!"
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bob wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 2:34 pm CNN: Justice Department will not seek criminal charges in Pence classified document probe:
The Justice Department has closed its investigation into the possible mishandling of classified documents found at former Vice President Mike Pence’s home and will not bring any charges, according to a letter from the DOJ obtained by CNN.

The decision comes ahead of Pence’s planned announcement next week that he will run for president in 2024. It allows Pence to offer an additional contrast between himself and former President Donald Trump, his political rival who’s under serious investigation by the Justice Department and others.

“The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department’s National Security Division have conducted an investigation into the potential mishandling of classified information,” the Justice Department wrote to Pence’s attorney. “Based on the results of that investigation, no criminal charges will be sought.”
Cue the obligatory, "The Derp States wants you to vote for Pence!"
And TFG has already whined about Pence being cleared. I think he posted "I'm just as innocent as Mike Pence".

As much as I dislike Mike Pence, at least he did the right thing when the documents in his possession were discovered. He immediately turned them over to the FBI.
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