Dominion Sues MyPillow And Mike Lindell For $1.3B

[Sam the Centipede]

Here's the transcript. It's too good and too funny to spoil how it turns out.

Is it a spoiler to mention that the court did not award a second term to Trump as a result of Lindell's damning investigation of the wrongdoings of Dominion and the lefty (Republican) poll officials?

[p0rtia]

Since Lindell apparently believes his bullshit, would that make proving malice more difficult in this case than the Fox News case?

I'm not sure "fucking stupid" is a legit defense.

Thought experiment: If I have a doctor appointment at 3 PM on Tuesday, April 18; if I make arrangements with my driver to pick me up at 2 for the 3 o'clock appointment; if the doctor's office calls me the day before and reminds me that I have this appointment at 3, and I hit "1" to confirm; if my driver arrives at 2 PM to pick me up; if I tell her, "No, the appointment is at 5, come back in two hours" and go back to watching soap operas; and if I thus arrive at my doctor's appointment at 5,and they say, "Sorry, we're closed, your appointment was at 3, we close every day at 4, you will be charged for missing your appointment," does my defense of "I really believed it was at 3?" hold up?

Willful ignorance. Demonstrable lies.

As I understand it, "malice" in this context means: "you knew it and you said it anyway".

edited to remove detail from Dominion v Fox suit.

[SuzieC]

Jury selection process is about to resume

There will be *objections* from attorneys to some of the slides that are planned to be exhibited during opening statements today. Likely ahead of the statements.

Nevertheless, we&#39;re underway with the completion of jury selection</p>&mdash; Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews)

Scott McFarlane is in the courtroom and is live-tweeting.

[realist]

Jury selection process is about to resume

There will be *objections* from attorneys to some of the slides that are planned to be exhibited during opening statements today. Likely ahead of the statements.

Nevertheless, we&#39;re underway with the completion of jury selection</p>&mdash; Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews)

Scott McFarlane is in the courtroom and is live-tweeting.

This is a thread for the Dominion v Lindell and My Pillow case. I don't think it's in progress yet, unless I've missed something. It is the trial of Dominion v Fox that is just underway. There is a separate thread for that one.

[Ben-Prime]

Here's the transcript. It's too good and too funny to spoil how it turns out.

Is it a spoiler to mention that the court did not award a second term to Trump as a result of Lindell's damning investigation of the wrongdoings of Dominion and the lefty (Republican) poll officials?

Well, I mean, some of us have been avoiding the reading until the end of it all to do it all in one sitting, so yeah, spoilers, man.

[somerset]

Here's the transcript. It's too good and too funny to spoil how it turns out.

Is it a spoiler to mention that the court did not award a second term to Trump as a result of Lindell's damning investigation of the wrongdoings of Dominion and the lefty (Republican) poll officials?

Well, I mean, some of us have been avoiding the reading until the end of it all to do it all in one sitting, so yeah, spoilers, man.

Lindell's attorney is honing her "Orly Taitz" chops

[Sam the Centipede]

Lindell's attorney is honing her "Orly Taitz" chops

It's a tough act to follow. Not only is there simple incompetence, but there's attracting sanctions … and having them doubled, there's the enlarged zibbits, there's the multiple fonts and miscollations, there's the misplaced optimism (expecting Occidental College to have Mr. Obama's records at the courthouse), and, exksra-speshul orliness: being both attorney and witness simultaneously, asking and answering questions. Wow!

Lindell's attorney might try, but surely nobody can better Orly's palmares?

[Luke]

Well, read that court transcript from Michigan linked above... it is becoming a horse race! As Foggy always said, Orly needs to do something SPECTACULAR to become Lady Liberty again!

And this is fabulous... on tonight's LINDELL REPORT, Mike comes out SWINGING and RAILING on the Fox Settlement. He's mad as hell, he says Fox destroyed the 1st Amendment. Lunacy and funny to watch.

And Foggy, it's incredible BUT the MySlippers for $25 (reg $149.98) still ARE NOT sold out! Remember I had that 100 pairs in a cart for you... with such a blessing they are still there, do you still want the 100 pairs?


#MikeLindell panics, rants, and copes over the #DominionvFox Settlement on #LindellReport. He & #MyPillow WILL NOT settle with #Dominion or #Smartmatic! He thought Fox should have shown #2000Mules Go all the way, Mike!

Docket: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/59 ... er_by=desc#










MyPillow by Dominion, coming soon.

[Foggy]

Yeah, the slippers weren't really for me, they're for Sam the Centipede, who really has 100 pairs of feet to go in the slippers, or maybe he's gonna have a few spares, I dunno.

And I'm sure the judge in Lindell's case is just going to show the jury 2000 Mules, and then tell them to render a verdict consistent with the movie. That's how it works in court now.

[Sam the Centipede]

Yeah, the slippers weren't really for me, they're for Sam the Centipede, who really has 100 pairs of feet to go in the slippers, or maybe he's gonna have a few spares, I dunno.

That's a kind thought but unfortunately my skin is allergic to treason.

And I believe these "pairs" each have two right feet, none of that godless lefty nonsense from Lindell!

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

My brave, strong hubby watched a Lindell YouTube clip in which Lindell rants about "deflamation". We have a new Lexicon and Snarksaurus entry!

[Chilidog]

Yeah, the slippers weren't really for me, they're for Sam the Centipede, who really has 100 pairs of feet to go in the slippers, or maybe he's gonna have a few spares, I dunno.

And I'm sure the judge in Lindell's case is just going to show the jury 2000 Mules, and then tell them to render a verdict consistent with the movie. That's how it works in court now.

Wait. Is it 100 slippers, 2000 pairs of mules, or one dog chewed moc?

Me feet are cold

[Sam the Centipede]

My brave, strong hubby watched a Lindell YouTube clip in which Lindell rants about "deflamation". We have a new Lexicon and Snarksaurus entry!

Is that just idiot-speak for "defamation" or am I missing something?

Deflamation has a pleasant plausibility about it - indite it into the dick-shunnery.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

It is supposed to be "defamation".

Get thee to a wordery!

[qbawl]

It is supposed to be "defamation".

Get thee to a wordery!

Deflamation the process of extinguishing a match.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

It is supposed to be "defamation".

Get thee to a wordery!

Deflamation the process of extinguishing a match.

[Gregg]

Lindell's attorney is honing her "Orly Taitz" chops

It's a tough act to follow. Not only is there simple incompetence, but there's attracting sanctions … and having them doubled, there's the enlarged zibbits, there's the multiple fonts and miscollations, there's the misplaced optimism (expecting Occidental College to have Mr. Obama's records at the courthouse), and, exksra-speshul orliness: being both attorney and witness simultaneously, asking and answering questions. Wow!

Lindell's attorney might try, but surely nobody can better Orly's palmares?

All while being a Dentist and Real Estate Agent.

[W. Kevin Vicklund]

Yeah, the slippers weren't really for me, they're for Sam the Centipede, who really has 100 pairs of feet to go in the slippers, or maybe he's gonna have a few spares, I dunno.

And I'm sure the judge in Lindell's case is just going to show the jury 2000 Mules, and then tell them to render a verdict consistent with the movie. That's how it works in court now.

Wait. Is it 100 slippers, 2000 pairs of mules, or one dog chewed moc?

Me feet are cold

Any comment from the 699th spokespup?

[Gregg]

I'm not mentioning it around her, it took me a long time to get her off her shoe addiction.

[Luke]

Hey! They PROMISE not to abuse any slippers or mocs. Look at these faces, they are totally innocent! They're angels. But really Gregg, you need a new cleaning crew at the well-armed bunker complex, how can they train properly in such a mess?

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PS: Thank you for the photo by the fireplace, it's going to be my desktop wallpaper. I'm so ready to come to do some war lectures at the complex.

[Gregg]

The photo was immediately after the pups had a rapid unscheduled disassembly of a Lamb Chop toy, and the remains had yet to be cleared from the range.

Expect a lot of new pics soon, I'm having surgery on Tuesday and will be home for 6 weeks so lot's of extra training.

[p0rtia]

[Slim Cognito]

I'm assuming Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (RUD) has already been entered into the lexicon.

And love the kiddos. Those eyes, OMG those eyes!

[Chilidog]

My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell has been ordered to shell out $5 million to an expert who debunked his data related to the 2020 election, according to a decision by the arbitration panel obtained by CNN.

Lindell, a purveyor of election conspiracies, vowed to award the multimillion-dollar sum to any cyber security expert who could disprove his data. An arbitration panel awarded Robert Zeidman, who has decades in software development experience, a $5 million payout on Wednesday after he sued Lindell over the sum.

CNN has obtained arbitration documents and video depositions, including a deposition of Lindell, related to the dispute.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/04/20/poli ... index.html

[RTH10260]

I'm assuming Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (RUD) has already been entered into the lexicon.

And love the kiddos. Those eyes, OMG those eyes!

when one needs a rude awakening