💣 The Disastrous 118th Congress - MAGA Mike Johnson Saved by Shadow Speaker Hakeem Jeffries
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The 118th Congress with Pretzel Kevin "Only Kevin" "My Kevin" McCarthy, Speaker? /Clowns
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This guy knows who runs the Republican party...
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How refreshing they're putting Americans and American well-being first.
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I wonder how Cheney and Kinzinger spent their days today?
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FIFY
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https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1610397071403814912
Jennifer Bendery@jbendery
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Over in the Senate, Patty Murray today became the first female president pro tem in history.
I asked how it feels to be third in line to the presidency.
"Well, today I’m second, because Kevin McCarthy’s not speaker.
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The 118th Congress with Pretzel Kevin "Only Kevin" "My Kevin" McCarthy, Speaker? /Clowns
In case people are wondering...
https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1610371932180054016
https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1610371932180054016
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Meanwhile, here's Nancy Pelosi on the House floor, looking happy and relaxed as Kevin McCarthy goes in for round three of a humiliating rejection.
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No reports yet that a caller from FL was searching for extra votes for his choice of speaker? GA is keeping their lines free
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Ironically, though, he's just a 'Member-Elect' right now, isn't he?orlylicious wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:00 pm Sure, go ahead and add the poll, Foggy, I'm not sure what y'all discussed as the options for the poll. Or let me know how which options to add. Great idea.
Matt Gaetz is such a little jerk, here's Matt asking about Kevin moving into the Speaker's office. They are really showing their governing priorities.
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As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
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Okey-dokey, having watched the GOP ratfu*k, have a pretty good idea of who is being considered. So the Poll Answers include:
Who Will Be Speaker of the 118th Congress?
Kevin McCarthy
Steve Scalise
Gym Jordan
Elise Stefanik (Rumor is she wants to slip through and become Speaker)
Another Freedom Caucus Member (Matt Gaetz, Chip Roy, Scott Perry, other idiots)
Fred Upton (Left Congress but was a Moderate, several brought his name up)
Another non-Member of Congress (explain)
Hakeem Jeffries or another Democrat
Trump (haha)
Nobody Wins - Power Sharing Agreement, Change to Plurality, Other Options
Who Will Be Speaker of the 118th Congress?
Kevin McCarthy
Steve Scalise
Gym Jordan
Elise Stefanik (Rumor is she wants to slip through and become Speaker)
Another Freedom Caucus Member (Matt Gaetz, Chip Roy, Scott Perry, other idiots)
Fred Upton (Left Congress but was a Moderate, several brought his name up)
Another non-Member of Congress (explain)
Hakeem Jeffries or another Democrat
Trump (haha)
Nobody Wins - Power Sharing Agreement, Change to Plurality, Other Options
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As much as I would love a more amusing outcome, I suspect McCarthy will eventually be voted in. The holdouts have made their point, both to their supporters and to congress : they have power. Next they will probably get some kind of face saving concession like committee assignments or something else juicy, and enough will vote him in. Within their own ranks, they are probably doing their own horse trading to see who gets to be the final romanic holdout vs getting on board.
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Think I read somewhere he'd already offered the plum committee assignments and other goodies and they still won't budge.neeneko wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:14 am As much as I would love a more amusing outcome, I suspect McCarthy will eventually be voted in. The holdouts have made their point, both to their supporters and to congress : they have power. Next they will probably get some kind of face saving concession like committee assignments or something else juicy, and enough will vote him in. Within their own ranks, they are probably doing their own horse trading to see who gets to be the final romanic holdout vs getting on board.
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I think it's the committee assignments/leadership that is the problem. These dudes want to rule the roost, plus have the right to throw McCarthy out any time they want. Bad combo, that.
I'm so pleased to watch these Grifter Pubs dealing with the Manchin syndrome. Hearing McCarthy howling because five or 20 yokels are going against the obvious will of the majority is...yeah, nice.
I'm so pleased to watch these Grifter Pubs dealing with the Manchin syndrome. Hearing McCarthy howling because five or 20 yokels are going against the obvious will of the majority is...yeah, nice.
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In seem to recall that one of the sticking points is that the "rules" will be amended to permit a recall with only 5 (GOP) Congress Critters signing up. I would have thought the rules as interpreted would mean that would probably actually mean that ANY 5 Congress Critters could.
Can't see how the recall could be restricted by party.... Then again.....
if so and if the Dems really want to gum up they GOP works they just need to make this a weekly thing, last minute of a Friday......
Can't see how the recall could be restricted by party.... Then again.....
if so and if the Dems really want to gum up they GOP works they just need to make this a weekly thing, last minute of a Friday......
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HFC goons are demanding 1 person to request a recall vote for Speaker. McCarthy said he agreed to something--maybe 5. But nothing is written in stone (or invisible ink, even).
Commentator yesterday said something along the lines of "One thing I can tell you about the House Freedom Caucus is that they will go back on their agreements any time they want."
Commentator yesterday said something along the lines of "One thing I can tell you about the House Freedom Caucus is that they will go back on their agreements any time they want."
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Yeah, and that's why this is headed for more chaos.
No Democrat in her right mind can trust any Republican to make a deal and keep their word.
No McCarthy supporter can trust a MAGAt.
None of the MAGAts can trust each other.
You want to know exactly how insane this is?
Empty Gee is making sense. That's how bad it is.
I am enthuse.
But I have many promises to keep ... and miles to go before I sleep. Fizzikal therapy, oil change for Camry, big box store (BJ's, never mind). I'll be back. Maybe in time to follow along.
No Democrat in her right mind can trust any Republican to make a deal and keep their word.
No McCarthy supporter can trust a MAGAt.
None of the MAGAts can trust each other.
You want to know exactly how insane this is?
Empty Gee is making sense. That's how bad it is.
I am enthuse.
But I have many promises to keep ... and miles to go before I sleep. Fizzikal therapy, oil change for Camry, big box store (BJ's, never mind). I'll be back. Maybe in time to follow along.
I'm Foggy and I forget if I approved this message.
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I voted for Stefanik cuz I really don't want to see her elected.
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In case anyone missed this yesterday. I'd say that's worth a follow!
Happy first day of the 118th Congress! I can’t wait to continue my work on behalf of Illinois’ 9th Congressional District. It could be a long day, plus I want to celebrate my 35 new Democratic colleagues, so I brought Chicago’s best, @GarrettPopcorn to share with everyone!
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I voted for a Democratic compromise candidate - Hillary Clinton.
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The 118th Congress with Pretzel Kevin "Only Kevin" "My Kevin" McCarthy, Speaker? /Clowns
I voted for nobody wins since I'm counting the country, and we've had a big loss. We must look like effing idiots to the rest of the world. I still think McCarthy wins in the end, but not with as high confidence as I had a few days ago. But after January 6, nothing would surprise me.
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The 118th Congress with Pretzel Kevin "Only Kevin" "My Kevin" McCarthy, Speaker? /Clowns
On the 89th ballot, McCarthy loses another 5 votes and now has 35 pubs opposing him. No other pub candidate can attract enough interest to be even considered for the speakership by the pubs. Frustration mounts, finger-pointing all around the pub caucus, so angry 30-40 pubs leave the chamber and begin fighting and blaming each other for their failure. The fight goes on so long, they miss hearing the call for the next vote...
On the 90th ballot, Jeffries elected speaker with 212 votes. Pub civil war now on full display.
On the 90th ballot, Jeffries elected speaker with 212 votes. Pub civil war now on full display.
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Irony much?The Washington Post wrote:Former president Donald Trump voiced fresh support Wednesday for Kevin McCarthy’s speaker bid, counseling fellow Republicans to “NOT TURN A GREAT TRIUMPH INTO A GIANT & EMBARRASSING DEFEAT.”
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What great triumph? That pathetic red trickle?