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Jake is a star!

A fail star. Ya ever see those "20 photoshop fails" clickbaits in your news feeds. Guilty, I'm the guy who looks.

This one at least doesn't make you click 25 times to see all 20, its one page and about halfway down, under the heading "That fence has been around the world" is our hero....
This guy says he travels around the world. I'll just take his word for it that he does, and also that he takes his own personal fence with him everywhere he goes.
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Wouldn't it be a hoot if he came down with Covid?
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... A gaunt 147 pounds...
Oh to see 147 pounds again (or 157 for that matter).
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I waqs 6'3" and 145# when I graduated OCS and IOBC in the Army. I put on some weight once I got to the 101st but I showed up to Ft Campbell more frail than Jack is now. And he has more hair than I did.
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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By the Power Vested in me as Wrangler of His Illuminated Majesty's Royal Dachshunds I do hereby declare that from this day hence, he shall forevermore be referred to only and always as

Convicted Felon Jacob Wohl

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Make it so, Number One!

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It's pretty telling that Wohl couldn't work up enough interest from the Universe to get his ass hit with a big boy felony.
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What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
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I want to know if they brought doughnuts for the judge. :towel:
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Jacob should change his name to Wohlony.
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Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Court Judge John Sutula placed each on two years of probation, fined each $2,500 and ordered them to wear GPS ankle monitors with home confinement beginning at 8 p.m. each day for the first six months of their probation.
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bob wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:09 pm
More of a punishment on those communities than on them....
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"

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"But Judge! These are low income Neighbourhoods! Some of them earn only $800,000 a year!"
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“I think it’s a despicable thing that you guys have done,” he said.

Wohl, 24, and Burkman, 56, attended the hearing via Zoom along with their attorneys. When given the chance to address their charges in court for the first time since they were charged, each man was brief.

“I just really want to express my absolute regret and shame over all of this,” Wohl said.

Burkman did not share any thoughts of his own.
Wohl seems very remorseful and rehabilitated.
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neonzx wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:30 pm
“I think it’s a despicable thing that you guys have done,” he said.

Wohl, 24, and Burkman, 56, attended the hearing via Zoom along with their attorneys. When given the chance to address their charges in court for the first time since they were charged, each man was brief.

“I just really want to express my absolute regret and shame over all of this,” Wohl said.

Burkman did not share any thoughts of his own.
Wohl seems very remorseful and rehabilitated.
It should be posted under every social media post he makes for the rest of his life, to show what a scaredy cat he was when he wasn't hanging out in hipster coffee shops trying to see up girls skirts.
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neonzx wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:30 pm :snippity:

Wohl seems very remorseful and rehabilitated.
I know that was sarcasm, bbuuuutttt....:

Sure......and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot...
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Frater I*I wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:12 pm
bob wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:09 pm
More of a punishment on those communities than on them....
Just my arrogant opinion but I wouldn't trust those dipshits to (correctly) register any voters in low-income areas. Not sure the residents would trust them either.

Well, let's make that low-income urban areas. I've seen some pretty crappy shanty towns in my day and the duo might do pretty good there.
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Slim Cognito wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:09 pm :snippity:

Well, let's make that low-income urban areas. I've seen some pretty crappy shanty towns in my day and the duo might do pretty good there.
They'd end up with more holes in them than a colander...
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He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"

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bob wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:09 pm
Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Court Judge John Sutula placed each on two years of probation, fined each $2,500 and ordered them to wear GPS ankle monitors with home confinement beginning at 8 p.m. each day for the first six months of their probation.
Send them to Anacostia. (I think on Old Fogbow I suggested that, or something.)
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Wohl's Telegram is... derpy.
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Ahh - it's not just probation. Home confinement included. Can they make press conferences on their doorstep? Doughnuts provided for the free press?
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RTH10260 wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:14 pm Ahh - it's not just probation. Home confinement included. Can they make press conferences on their doorstep? Doughnuts provided for the free press?
Hope so, Biscuit has never had the thrill of Wohl Presser Donuts and Root Beer has got her real excited telling the stories. She's like a puppy wating on Christmas!

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The article I read about Wohl's sentence said that he has been charged in New York for the same calls.

If true, can he argue double jeopardy, if he is being charged twice for the same acts?

I would presume that NY is after him because he violated their laws about voter suppression. I know that the courts have held that being charged under federal law for the same act that one is convicted of under state law, does not constitute double jeopardy. Would the same rationale apply to two states charging someone for the same act?
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