Chess world rocked by rumours of anal beads and artificial intelligence
The world of chess has been rocked by the biggest scandal in years and it involves artificial intelligence and anal beads.
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Edit: repaired link, thx RTH
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Just WHAT does your computer's search history contain, Raison?? First a goat now this. The goat story was charming. I am afeerd to open the link on your latest "find".
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The goat came up due to the Maricopa County connection, I guess this one came from "artificial intelligence"? Sure didn't come from the other term!Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:35 pm Just WHAT does your computer's search history contain, Raison?? First a goat now this. The goat story was charming. I am afeerd to open the link on your latest "find".
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Wow, who remembers that great fashion statement from back in the day POP BEADS‽ Not the same thing I assume.Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:35 pm Just WHAT does your computer's search history contain, Raison?? First a goat now this. The goat story was charming. I am afeerd to open the link on your latest "find".
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I think I know what it means. Something in my deep, deep subconscious, in a lifetime far, far away, hints at the meaning.
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link above was mauled, better https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/14/the-inte ... -17370756/
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‘Currently obsessed with the notion that Hans Niemann has been cheating at the Sinquefield Cup chess tournament using wireless anal beads that vibrate him the correct moves,’ tweeted one user.
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It come up on mine, but not from AI....raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:41 pmThe goat came up due to the Maricopa County connection, I guess this one came from "artificial intelligence"? Sure didn't come from the other term!Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:35 pm Just WHAT does your computer's search history contain, Raison?? First a goat now this. The goat story was charming. I am afeerd to open the link on your latest "find".
Chess ya fekkin perverts! Chess!
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Indeed, chess...
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!
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Fun bit of trivia - The music for Chess was written by Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson (the "BB" in ABBA) and the lyrics by Tim Rice (Andrew Lloyd Webber, Elton John, Disney, etc.)
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I love that song!
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NY Post, there are, uh, pictures. And x-rays.
Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks
Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks
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Oh gosh, again? One of these stories comes out every now and again. Don't these "victims" know there are a plethora of sex toys available if that is their thing they are into -- and those toys don't get stuck up there.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:36 pm NY Post, there are, uh, pictures. And x-rays.
Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks
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Well, I hope his visits to the outhouse left a pleasant odor
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Yeah, but sometimes something comes up when the sex shop isn't open and you just can't wait until 8 AMneonzx wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:16 pmOh gosh, again? One of these stories comes out every now and again. Don't these "victims" know there are a plethora of sex toys available if that is their thing they are into -- and those toys don't get stuck up there.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:36 pm NY Post, there are, uh, pictures. And x-rays.
Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks
It happens, ya know?
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No, I don't know but I guess desperate times call for desperate measures. Ya know, there are 24/7 convenience that sell bananas. That would have been a safer/sane option, I think, than putting a metal can up there. (but I am no expert -- I've never had anything inserted in my bunghole). But now I am getting nasty and I feel dirty and need to take a shower and wash my hair.Gregg wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:58 pmYeah, but sometimes something comes up when the sex shop isn't open and you just can't wait until 8 AMneonzx wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:16 pmOh gosh, again? One of these stories comes out every now and again. Don't these "victims" know there are a plethora of sex toys available if that is their thing they are into -- and those toys don't get stuck up there.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:36 pm NY Post, there are, uh, pictures. And x-rays.
Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks
It happens, ya know?
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I forgot to type "Allegedly" after that.
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Well, that was a refreshing story.
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Ok. I am sitting in my mother’s hospital room. She’s been taken downstairs for a CT scan and I’m in her room alone laughing like a hyena. Thanks a lot.
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All part of the services we provide.
Wienerdogs and helicopters, surely you knew you'd end up laughing, right?
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Are you providing these services, perhaps?
Mountain Goats Are Being Airlifted Out of a National Park Because They Crave Human Pee
Their insatiable thirst for human urine is causing some problems
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It's always fun to see mountain goats, but they aren't native to the Olympic Peninsula and should never have been introduced there.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:25 pmAre you providing these services, perhaps?
Mountain Goats Are Being Airlifted Out of a National Park Because They Crave Human Pee
Their insatiable thirst for human urine is causing some problems
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That's all well and good, but until you find a way to get the smell out of the helicopter, you can move your own damn mountain goats.It's always fun to see mountain goats, but they aren't native to the Olympic Peninsula and should never have been introduced there.
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Cougars do a decent job of thinning the herd and cougars ARE endemic to the Olympic Peninsula.
I briefly wondered why the Park Service doesn't use salt blocks, but they anticipated that question:
Why can't the park use salt blocks for long-term management? Placing salt blocks strategically to attract mountain goats away from areas of high visitor use or sensitive habitats would not meet the plan/EIS objectives. Mountain goats would continue to impact natural resources and human safety in the park.
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Ya its all fun and games till a Goat headbutts a human then you have the crying and the lawsuits...
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