Trump's Classified Docs Theft: Mar-A-Lago, FBI Subpoenas, Searches & Seizures - DOJ, Garland, GOP Madness - Spy Hard

[northland10]

Also too, all those military marked explicitely request a return, no hoarding. Also one expects one document per folder, not a hodepodge when returning.

Military doc return rule:

Thou shalt not return docs as an inartfully collatedan defectively stapled pile of papers.

[bill_g]

I like seeing shoulders drop and relief cross the faces of people that process my prints (at least once a year). With today's biometric systems, my right index alone will bring up pages of information.

I am very hard to fingerprint. I have had several jobs where it was required and they usually give up and say "well, this will just have to do, I guess" after trying everything, including cleaning my fingers over and over again. It apparently has nothing to do with my hands producing grease or whatever, I have exceedingly shallow ridges, so they really just don't come out very well, no matter how clean my fingers are. Oh well, so much disappointment.

It happens. If they can get six good ones on a ten card along with notes why the others are missing, they'll be accepted especially if it is for common area access. But, if they really need those ten, your fingers can be soaked in warm water for several minutes to "fluff" up a bit.

[northland10]

I hesitate to get in the heads of idiots, but:

You speak Taitz.

Yeah, I know. You can stop anytime.

[Foggy]

Yes, see how much fun it is to speculate? Which is nice, because we may not learn anything new today.

And I speculate that if'n I knew I had touched some of those documents, I would definitely be interested in hiring an attorney to help me turn myself in before the feds came to get me. 'Course, I'd also too contact Queen Didulo for help, wouldn't you?

I would not know for sure if they could successfully lift my prints.

But better to be on the safe side.

[pipistrelle]

IIRC, his diet Coke has to be passed to him by gloved hands.

He's a self described germaphobe, but he'll deny it as fake news if it's brought up in the news.

https://www.mashed.com/338244/the-ritua ... diet-coke/

[RVInit]

As to all those empty folders, how many of you believe he took the contents out so he could carry them around, possibly sharing them with others, without it being conspicuous by having them in those brightly colored folders? I can't think of any reason to remove them from the folders. Aside from the fact that he shouldn't have had them at all.

It's pretty clear he was up to something criminal and probably harmful to the United States.

[Slim Cognito]

[Reality Check]

It's not difficult to obtain fingerprints surreptitiously.

I would check the ketchup bottles from the White House.

[bill_g]

IIRC, his diet Coke has to be passed to him by gloved hands.

He's a self described germaphobe, but he'll deny it as fake news if it's brought up in the news.

https://www.mashed.com/338244/the-ritua ... diet-coke/

Oh yeah. Good times there.

[Greatgrey]

Somebody coughed up some cash.

Transcript of the Special Master hearing, 70 pages.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents ... transcript

[Dr. Ken]

So they're arguing that he handled them and knew about them now?

[Slim Cognito]

A lot of this goes over my head but, yeah, it sounds to me like he's arguing, Sure he took them but he's prez forevah so it's all good, and the FBI are a bunch of stupidheads.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

RVInit:

I am very hard to fingerprint...I have exceedingly shallow ridges, so they really just don't come out very well, no matter how clean my fingers are.

Shhhhh! The Fogbow haz a real life SPY!!!!!!!!! I'm so glad she's spying for us!

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

It's not difficult to obtain fingerprints surreptitiously.

I would check the ketchup bottles from the White House.

[pipistrelle]

As to all those empty folders, how many of you believe he took the contents out so he could carry them around, possibly sharing them with others, without it being conspicuous by having them in those brightly colored folders? I can't think of any reason to remove them from the folders. Aside from the fact that he shouldn't have had them at all.

It's pretty clear he was up to something criminal and probably harmful to the United States.

Yep, but AMERICA FIRST!

And now Kushner's and Mnuchin's deals seem even more interesting...

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

Pipi and I have never been fingerprinted! We have never been involved in an infamous golf ball caper. We have never been in the military. We have never lived in a state requiring fingerprints for a driver's license. The logical conclusion is we are identical twins!!!!!!!!!

[MN-Skeptic]

I am very hard to fingerprint. I have had several jobs where it was required and they usually give up and say "well, this will just have to do, I guess" after trying everything, including cleaning my fingers over and over again. It apparently has nothing to do with my hands producing grease or whatever, I have exceedingly shallow ridges, so they really just don't come out very well, no matter how clean my fingers are. Oh well, so much disappointment.

So you would make a great thief because you wouldn’t leave fingerprints behind!

[Kendra]

Pipi and I have never been fingerprinted! We have never been involved in an infamous golf ball caper. We have never been in the military. We have never lived in a state requiring fingerprints for a driver's license. The logical conclusion is we are identical twins!!!!!!!!!

Me too, does that make it triplets?

Meanwhile:

They can’t really be this dumb, can they? Newsmax host doesn’t understand why it’s a big deal that Trump had a bunch of classified cover sheets, since there were no documents attached to them: “What’s the problem?”

[bill_g]

Oy vey.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

Kendra: Sister!!!!

We three,
we're not alone,
Living on the great FB.
We're Pipi, and Kendra, and me.

[Slim Cognito]

Off Topic

I don't know if this applies to you, RV, but there is a genetic condition in which people are born without fingerprints. It's rare, but it's a thing.

In my 30ish years of medical transcription, I saw it once. I'd never heard of it before that.

[bob]

To my knowledge, all gov't employees and anyone applying for a security clearance has to be fingerprinted.

The president isn't an employee and doesn't have a security clearance.

But the assumption he has been fingerprinted by some agency at some point in his life is reasonable.

[Kendra]

Kendra: Sister!!!!

We three,
we're not alone,
Living on the great FB.
We're Pipi, and Kendra, and me.

[Chilidog]

To my knowledge, all gov't employees and anyone applying for a security clearance has to be fingerprinted.

The president isn't an employee and doesn't have a security clearance.

But the assumption he has been fingerprinted by some agency at some point in his life is reasonable.

Casino licence application?

[June bug]

If you’ve ever signed a notarized document, there’s your thumbprint in the notary’s logbook. Don’t know how long those are kept, but I’d say the feds should check around Trump lawyers’ offices, etc.