American Peoples Convoy Protest

[Ben-Prime]

He quit going to work for three months and lost his job? What kind of monsters did he work for?

I'm sure the motorcar company would be fine if I decided to go on a hobo tour with Foggy and friends for a few months.

To be fair, your recorded duet on 'King of the Road' would make enough profit to cover the job loss, right? One of my colleagues here in the IT department at Embassy London is a pretty mean harmonica player (and juggler, for that matter) and about to retire, so I'm sure I could convince him to play backup.

[Gregg]

My singing voice is a violation of several arms control treaties.

[Phoenix520]

Leo Kottke, one of the greatest 12 string guitar players ever, used to say his voice sounded like geese farts on a muggy day.

[Mr brolin]

Unless they are rugby songs, I simply cannot carry a tune, in a bucket, with both hands......

[keith]

Leo Kottke, one of the greatest 12 string guitar players ever, used to say his voice sounded like geese farts on a muggy day.

He was, of course being overly boastful.

Actually, he has a good voice and he is a perfectly adequate singer. He isn't going to put Julie London or Nat "King" Cole out of business, but he's better than a lot of folks that get paid for their singing instead of their guitar playing.

[neonzx]

I got placed in "timeout" in Oreo's live stream chat this evening.

I think my singular comment was "is this movement more than camping out next to an interstate doing karaoke each evening?"

A bit thin-skinned, they seem. But they are Patriots!

And I'll somehow survive the punishment somehow.

[raison de arizona]

[LM K]

I got placed in "timeout" in Oreo's live stream chat this evening.

I think my singular comment was "is this movement more than camping out next to an interstate doing karaoke each evening?"

A bit thin-skinned, they seem. But they are Patriots!

And I'll somehow survive the punishment somehow.

You, my love, are the perfect amount of evil.

[LM K]

Oreo/Josh has been radio/video silent today.

Out shopping for a new car?

I dunno. He seemed to be driving today aimlessly looking for the rest of the 1776 Bowel Movement. He doesn't have the 15month old nor the wife-sister-girlfriend with him. Then his internet feed flaked out and we lost his connection.

Totally expected him to exploit the baby for donations, but he said the kid has a stomach flu.

His co-pilot is missing (Quincey) but maybe LM K knows where he disappeared to.

Ah. Quincey. He is such a POS.

He is a married man with 4-5 children. He went home on Tues.

Recently, on his livestream, he admitted that he slept with at least 1 woman while traveling with the convoy.

Quincey goes by the name Black Conservative Pastor.

[LM K]

I got placed in "timeout" in Oreo's live stream chat this evening.

I think my singular comment was "is this movement more than camping out next to an interstate doing karaoke each evening?"

A bit thin-skinned, they seem. But they are Patriots!

And I'll somehow survive the punishment somehow.

Neonzx, they are working very hard to fight for all Americans and to return our country to a Constitutional Republic!

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We now est the convoy to have 22-24 members.

[Ben-Prime]

I got placed in "timeout" in Oreo's live stream chat this evening.

I think my singular comment was "is this movement more than camping out next to an interstate doing karaoke each evening?"

A bit thin-skinned, they seem. But they are Patriots!

And I'll somehow survive the punishment somehow.

Neonzx, they are working very hard to fight for all Americans and to return our country to a Constitutional Republic!

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We now est the convoy to have 22-24 members.

Wow, they truly are a farce to be reckoned with.

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Damn, now I wish I'd said that weeks ago. With one that obvious, I usually find someone else has coined it first.

[LM K]

Quincey:

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[LM K]

There is an active covid outbreak in the convoy right now. Members were treated to free pizza tonight. They coughed all over the pizza restaurant.

Trusty trolls reached out to the restaurant to let the employees know that Covid Santa and his elves left some unwanted gifts.

Rumor: Santa might be getting the boot. I don't know much about that.

Karaoke is now a key fundraising activity. During tonight's performance a fistfight broke out. Livestreamers have pulled videos of fight.

[Dave from down under]

I would have thought a cage match might have improved the livestreamers grift..

[LM K]

Thur evening meeting:

*Flyers were distributed somewhere.

*"PATRIOT GROUPS" will be meeting together for rallies periodically. The groups aren't merging.

*Attorney General of WV Patrick Morrissey is supposed to come to speak to the convoy on Saturday.

*Santa is looking for 5 politicians to call out.

*Endless rambling.

*Santa's fuel bill per week is higher than his monthly truck payment.

*Refrigerated truck is finally fixed.**

*Trolls are evil and vile!

*Need auction items for Sunday's rally.

*There is no covid at camp. It's just a virus.***

*Ohhhh. Someone is donating a portable sink!

*Hoping someone will donate a portable air conditioner for the tent!

*The Amazon wishlist is posted!

The end.


**A friend of mine did some research on refrigerated trucks. It's costing the convoy approximately $150 per day to keep the refrigerated truck running and cold per day.

***Yesterday or today Santa was caught on camera discussing a member who has decided to isolate because of ... covid.

[sugar magnolia]

Totally expected him to exploit the baby for donations, but he said the kid has a stomach flu.

Is this the same kid who just flew in on an airplane? Wonder how many other people on that same flight now have the stomach flu?

[raison de arizona]

**A friend of mine did some research on refrigerated trucks. It's costing the convoy approximately $150 per day to keep the refrigerated truck running and cold per day.

They were discussing the possibility of buying another used reefer trailer on the Telegram channel. Someone pointed out that they are like $60k.

[pipistrelle]

Adultery is so biblical!

[bill_g]

Well, there's that whole burning bush thing.

I'll let myself out.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

[qbawl]

Well, there's that whole burning bush thing.

I'll let myself out.

That could be why he was crying.

[Slim Cognito]

I was going to make a cranberry juice joke but ...

[Phoenix520]

There must be quite a crowd “out” there by now!

[Gregg]

I got placed in "timeout" in Oreo's live stream chat this evening.

I think my singular comment was "is this movement more than camping out next to an interstate doing karaoke each evening?"

A bit thin-skinned, they seem. But they are Patriots!

And I'll somehow survive the punishment somehow.

I had to commit ritual seppuku in another thread for a grammar mistake.*

You're free to come pick up my tantō from the pool of blood next to my body if you need it.

* I had a very tough 9th grade English teacher

[neonzx]

I got placed in "timeout" in Oreo's live stream chat this evening.

I think my singular comment was "is this movement more than camping out next to an interstate doing karaoke each evening?"

A bit thin-skinned, they seem. But they are Patriots!

And I'll somehow survive the punishment somehow.

I had to commit ritual seppuku in another thread for a grammar mistake.*

You're free to come pick up my tantō from the pool of blood next to my body if you need it.

* I had a very tough 9th grade English teacher

Know thanks.

Fortunately, your 9th grade English teacher is not here policing. With online forums, the YKWIM rule applies.