The Stupid - It Burns!

[Dan1100]

Internet pastor: Don’t masturbate because it’s gay sex

High school football coach and internet pastor ‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire, who has a surreal online following, made the comments on his ‘Pass the Salt’ livestream.



You’ve just got to say no to it, as hard as it is. If you’re very honest about it, masturbation is homosexuality.

“You’re having sex with a man. You’re putting images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man.

“It’s where the Devil will take us if we give him free range in our minds.”

Take heed. Thirty-five years ago Sister Irene told me it would make me go blind and now I'm in bifocals.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

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Agreed.

Rookie mistake.
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Surprise! I disagree!
Just because the RWNoiseMachine refuses to take a break doesn’t mean they’re right and we’re wrong. They let nothing pass.
We gotta stop being embarrassed about being called out for normal, human things that everyone says now and again, thinks sometimes. “Political morality” is an oxymoron. It’s control, pure and simple. They are not better than Rep. Tlaib. They’re not better than we. They say the same things in private that we say in public but lie about it. They don’t get to tell us who we are or how we can be.


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Hell yeah. It's just more "sit down and shut up" from them. Trump says "fuck" four times in a meeting with his cabinet and they mention it in passing, but a woman says it out loud and all hell breaks loose.

Well, fuck them and their frog too.
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Me Three!

[ZekeB]

Take heed. Thirty-five years ago Sister Irene told me it would make me go blind and now I'm in bifocals.

Sister Irma Linda wouldn't have brought the subject up with us. I never knew a nun that I felt knew anything about human sexuality.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

Internet pastor: Don’t masturbate because it’s gay sex

High school football coach and internet pastor ‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire, who has a surreal online following, made the comments on his ‘Pass the Salt’ livestream.



Take heed. Thirty-five years ago Sister Irene told me it would make me go blind and now I'm in bifocals.

Sister Irene wore glasses, didn't she?

[Danraft]

Take heed. Thirty-five years ago Sister Irene told me it would make me go blind and now I'm in bifocals.

Sister Irma Linda wouldn't have brought the subject up with us. I never knew a nun that I felt knew anything about human sexuality.

Well, there is proof nuns are kinky... there are numerous videos ( bomchokkawowwow)"
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"Nymphmaniac Midget Co-ed Nuns in Bondage-Brazil Edition" 1-10 clearly evidences anatomy familiarity.

[Suranis]

What does that dman frog mean?

It's Pepe the frog. I'm just going to quote some of an article I return to now and again as it really does explain a lot anout the internet culture that supported and supports trump, nut this is why the frog became a symbol.

6. Trump the Frog

When Hillary’s campaign “explained” that Trump’s use of silly cartoon frog Pepe was a symbol of hate, it seemed to be yet another freakish oddity in a parade of horribles that was campaign 2016. Much of the attention at the time was focused on the question of: well, was he? Efforts to save Pepe got underway. Journalists, still falling for the same tricks of 2006, cited “anonymous” (that is to say, from 4chan) sources claiming they had invented the idea as a prank.

But there was little talk of why Pepe of all things? Was Pepe indeed meaningless? Another flotsam of senseless meme nonsense flung out of the “dumpster fire” of team Trump?

Pepe, like so many memes, was born on the “random” boards of 4chan’s /b/ (“b” for random) circa 2007, picked out of a webcomic by Matt Furie to become a macro. But why was he picked? We know now that 4chan’s actions are neither meaningless, “random”, or empty because they are labelled a “prank”.

Viewed through the lens of the people first posting him, Pepe makes nothing but sense. The original comic panels from which Pepe is excerpted feature him getting caught peeing with his pants pulled all the way down, his ass hanging out. Surprisingly, he is unashamed of this, “feels good man” he tells his roommate.

The grotesque, frowning, sleepy eyed, out of shape, swamp dweller, peeing with his pants pulled down because-it-feels-good-man frog is an ideology, one which steers into the skid of its own patheticness. Pepe symbolizes embracing your loserdom, owning it. That is to say, it is what all the millions of forum-goers of 4chan met to commune about. It is, in other words, a value system, one reveling in deplorableness and being pridefully dispossessed. It is a culture of hopelessness, of knowing “the system is rigged”. But instead of fight the response is flight, knowing you’re trapped in your circumstances is cause to celebrate. For these young men, voting Trump is not a solution, but a new spiteful prank.

We know, by this point, that Trump is funny. Even to us leftists, horrified by his every move, he is hilarious. Someone who is all brash confidence and then outrageously incompetent at everything he does is — from an objective standpoint — comedy gold. Someone who accuses his enemies of the faults he at that very moment is portraying is comedy gold. But, strangely, as the left realized after the election, pointing out Trump was a joke was not helpful. In fact, Trump’s farcical nature didn’t seem to be a liability, rather, to his supporters, it was an asset.

All the left’s mockery of Trump served to reinforce his message as not only an outsider, but as an expression of rage, despair, and ultimate pathetic Pepe-style hopelessness.

4chan’s value system, like Trump’s ideology, is obsessed with masculine competition (and the subsequent humiliation when the competition is lost). Note the terms 4chan invented, now so popular among grade schoolers everywhere: “fail” and “win”, “alpha” males and “beta cucks”. This system is defined by its childlike innocence, that is to say, the inventor’s inexperience with any sort of “IRL” romantic interaction. And like Trump, since these men wear their insecurities on their sleeve, they fling these insults in wild rabid bursts at everyone else.

Trump the loser, the outsider, the hot mess, the pathetic joke, embodies this duality. Trump represents both the alpha and the beta. He is a successful person who, as the left often notes, is also the exact opposite — a grotesque loser, sensitive and prideful about his outsider status, ready at the drop of a hat to go on the attack, self-obsessed, selfish, abrogating, unquestioning of his own mansplaining and spreading, so insecure he must assault women. In other words, to paraphrase Truman Capote, he is someone with his nose pressed so hard up against the glass he looks ridiculous. And for this reason, (because he knows he is substanceless) he must constantly re-affirm his own ego. Or as Errol Morris put it, quoting Borges, he is a “labyrinth with no center”.

But, what the left doesn’t realize is, this is not a problem for Trump’s supporters, rather, the reason why they support him.

Trump supporters voted for the con-man, the labyrinth with no center, because the labyrinth with no center is how they feel, how they feel the world works around them. A labyrinth with no center is a perfect description of their mother’s basement with a terminal to an endless array of escapist fantasy worlds.

Trump’s bizarre, inconstant, incompetent, embarrassing, ridiculous behavior — what the left (naturally) perceives as his weaknesses — are to his supporters his strengths.

In other words, Trump is 4chan.

Trump is steering into the skid embodied.

Trump is Pepe.

Trump is loserdom embraced.

Trump is the loser who has won, the pathetic little frog on the big strong body.

Trump’s ventures of course, represent this fantasy: this hope that the working man, against the odds dictated by his knowledge, experience, or hard work will one day strike it rich — Trump University, late night real estate schemes, the casinos. Trump himself, who inherited his wealth, represents the classic lucky sap.

But Trump also equally represents the knowledge that all of that is a lie, a scam that’s much older than you are, a fantasy that we can dwell in though it will never become true, like a video game.

Trump, in other words, is a way of owning and celebrating being taken advantage of.

Trump embodies buying the losing bet that will never be placed.

He is both despair and cruel arrogant dismissal, the fantasy of winning and the pain of losing mingled into one potion.

For this reason, the left should stop expecting Trump’s supporters to be upset when he doesn’t fulfill his promises.

Support for Trump is an acknowledgement that the promise is empty.

He is both the “promise” (“the labyrinth”, the “alpha”) and the empty center (“the promise betrayed”, the “beta”), in a sublime, hilarious, combination that perfectly reflects the worldview of his supporters.

In other words, we can append a third category to the two classically understood division of Trump supporters:

1) Generally older people who naively believe Trump will “make America great again”, that is to say, return it to its 1950s ideal evoked by both Trump and Clinton.

2) The 1 percent, who know this promise is empty, but also know it will be beneficial to short term business interests.

3) Younger members of the 99 percent, like Anon, who also know this promise is empty, but who support Trump as a defiant expression of despair.

[Dolly]

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Maybe because Congress is not a part of the nine Federal departments affected by the partial government shutdown?
Department of the Treasury
Department of Agriculture
Homeland Security Department
Department of the Interior
Department of State
Department of Housing and Urban Development
Department of Transportation
Department of Commerce
Department of Justice

[DejaMoo]

In other words, Trump is 4chan.

For these young men, voting Trump is not a solution, but a new spiteful prank.

These are points I've made endless times over the past couple of decades.

1. People vote for the politicians they identify with.
2. Some people use their vote as a stiff middle finger to the status quo.
3. Some people use their vote to hurt other people.

Those who voted for Trump for any of the above reasons are extremely satisfied with the outcome of their vote. They got what they wanted, and they'll only get upset if some of the GOP's policies end up hurting them, too.

[Dolly]

These are points I've made endless times over the past couple of decades.

1. People vote for the politicians they identify with.
2. Some people use their vote as a stiff middle finger to the status quo.
3. Some people use their vote to hurt other people.

Those who voted for Trump for any of the above reasons are extremely satisfied with the outcome of their vote. They got what they wanted, and they'll only get upset if some of the GOP's policies end up hurting them, too.

Trump supporter complains shutdown is 'not hurting the people he needs to be hurting'

A prison employee in Florida who voted for President Trump argued that Trump is to blame for the current government shutdown.

“I voted for him, and he’s the one who’s doing this,” Crystal Minton told The New York Times in an article published Monday. “I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

Minton's comments came as part of an expansive report from the newspaper on how the government shutdown, as well as a hurricane, have impacted a Florida town.

The Times notes that a federal prison in Marianna, Fla., lost much of its roof as a result of Hurricane Michael, which hit parts of the state last October. The damage caused hundreds of inmates to be relocated to a facility in Yazoo City, Miss.

Corrections officers from Florida have had to commute 400 miles to the site of the prison since then for two-week stints in their jobs. As of this week, the corrections officers are now doing so without being paid.
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The newspaper additionally noted that Minton, a secretary, had previously obtained permission to postpone her job responsibilities in Mississippi until February. She is a single mother caring for disabled parents, the Times noted.

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing ... -people-he

[kate520]

I’m puzzled by whom she meant. I hope she meant the 1% but I suspect she means you and me. Don’t worry baby, we’re hurting too. Not like you, though.

Survival is the keyword for these folks. I do spare a pang for them from time to time, when I hear their existential wails.

However: bed, made, lie.

[Foggy]

She meant Muslims, Hispanics, Asians, and blacks. Who am I missing?

[bob]

She meant Muslims, Hispanics, Asians, and blacks. Who am I missing?

The libs, the dark state, the media, and other enemies of the people.

[Estiveo]

Don't ferget th Joooos and the Gays and especially the gay joooos.

[Foggy]

Kthx, guys. I can't remember where I put my memory pills.

[Sam the Centipede]

Kthx, guys. I can't remember where I put my memory pills.

They're in the thingamajig by the doodad on the wotsisname. You know, the blue – or was it green? – perhaps yellow or brown – one that Aunt, oh I forget her name – or was it an uncle? – gave you. No, you bought it from a thrift store. Or a gas station. Maybe. Anyway, they're there. No, I tell a lie. That's where they were on Saturday. They aren't there now.

[Chilidog]

Don't ferget th Joooos and the Gays and especially the gay joooos.

And the transsexuals.

[Volkonski]

Riverhead to step up enforcement of ban on rec trail use during hunting season

https://riverheadlocal.com/2019/01/12/r ... ng-season/

Wildlife Management Committee members Jerry Halpin and Chris Witt attended the town board work session Thursday morning to discuss their concerns about trail use during shotgun season.

People have moved police barricades and event peeled the “trail closed” stickers off signs at entrances, Halpin said.

Halpin said he thinks most of the issues are with people who are not local residents. He characterized their reaction to the trail closing as “brazen” and said he and other committee members have even been sworn at.

https://i2.wp.com/riverheadlocal.com/wp ... =100&ssl=1

Most people have enough brains to stay away from an area where hunters are shooting guns. A few people don't.

This short hunting season exists to reduce the deer population which has exploded over the last 10 years or so.

[kate520]

Kthx, guys. I can't remember where I put my memory pills.

They're in the thingamajig by the doodad on the wotsisname. You know, the blue – or was it green? – perhaps yellow or brown – one that Aunt, oh I forget her name – or was it an uncle? – gave you. No, you bought it from a thrift store. Or a gas station. Maybe. Anyway, they're there. No, I tell a lie. That's where they were on Saturday. They aren't there now.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

Kthx, guys. I can't remember where I put my memory pills.

They're in the thingamajig by the doodad on the wotsisname. You know, the blue – or was it green? – perhaps yellow or brown – one that Aunt, oh I forget her name – or was it an uncle? – gave you. No, you bought it from a thrift store. Or a gas station. Maybe. Anyway, they're there. No, I tell a lie. That's where they were on Saturday. They aren't there now.

I put mine there too so if you find yours you’ll find mine. I hope you remember to give them to me.

[Mikedunford]

Speaking as a former Catbolic, many things were blessed by priests. I wouldn't be surprised in today's world if bots were blessed, or motorcycles. Suranis is the resident expert.

Haven't heard of it specifically, but it would not surprise me either. Too lazy to look it up though.

Fr. Mulcahy: How's the new latrine coming?
Hawkeye: Another Taj Mahal. You going to be here for the opening?
Mulcahy: I've never missed one. I bless all new construction.
BJ: There's a blessing for a new latrine?
Mulcahy: I'll wing it.

[Sam the Centipede]

The Korean War was pre-Vatican II so I think Father Mulcahy simply gave a Latrin Mass.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

The Korean War was pre-Vatican II so I think Father Mulcahy simply gave a Latrin Mass.

[p0rtia]

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[Dolly]

I suspect that Rachel has been influenced by Karl to a great extent. But maybe it is just me.
Maybe I need more coffee? A drink? A nap? A coma? I am not getting this. But I don't really care.

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