Jared and Ivanka Kushner

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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Fri May 04, 2018 2:29 pm

woodworker wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 1:31 pm
As I have no Photoshop skills, could someone do a picture of a pack of disposable razors, substituting little Jareds for the razors, with a tag line along the lines of "Disposable Jareds -- Guaranteed to Solve All of Your Administration's Problems" and "Be Sure to Dispose of Responsibly". (tampons / pads would also work). Oh, maybe toothpicks "Stick a Jared in it -- but make sure not to swallow"
I'd prefer Trojans.

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Post by Chilidog » Fri May 04, 2018 2:35 pm

Those are leaky



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Post by RTH10260 » Fri May 04, 2018 3:16 pm

Chilidog wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 2:35 pm
Those are leaky
According to Giuliani and Teh Donald that's why rich people keep lawyers on a retainer :lol:



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Post by Till Eulenspiegel » Fri May 04, 2018 4:54 pm

RTH10260 wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 3:16 pm
Chilidog wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 2:35 pm
Those are leaky
According to Giuliani and Teh Donald that's why rich people keep lawyers on a retainer :lol:
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Post by ZekeB » Fri May 04, 2018 4:57 pm

Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 2:29 pm
I'd prefer Trojans.
Did they have those 72 years ago? Did anyone tell Fred?


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Post by Foggy » Fri May 04, 2018 6:55 pm

Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 2:29 pm
I'd prefer Trojans.
Me too!

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Post by woodworker » Fri May 04, 2018 9:53 pm

Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 2:29 pm
woodworker wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 1:31 pm
As I have no Photoshop skills, could someone do a picture of a pack of disposable razors, substituting little Jareds for the razors, with a tag line along the lines of "Disposable Jareds -- Guaranteed to Solve All of Your Administration's Problems" and "Be Sure to Dispose of Responsibly". (tampons / pads would also work). Oh, maybe toothpicks "Stick a Jared in it -- but make sure not to swallow"
I'd prefer Trojans.

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Yabbut if we use them for Jared, we would have to identify them as extra-small and I don't want to (unnecessarily) hurt his fee fees. Also, we would need to add the tag "Flush twice - it is a long way to USC" and I have promised not to tease Foggy this week. Is the week over yet?


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Post by TollandRCR » Fri May 04, 2018 10:54 pm

Interesting piece about Jared and the Kushners

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/09 ... e-observer


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Post by NMgirl » Sat May 05, 2018 1:22 am

TollandRCR wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 10:54 pm
Interesting piece about Jared and the Kushners

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/09 ... e-observer
Thanks for the link to this entertaining article. In the event that others don't have time to read it, I offer this summary:

Jared Kushner is an untalented, entitled, arrogant prick.


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Post by Kendra » Sat May 05, 2018 7:22 am

NMgirl wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 1:22 am
TollandRCR wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 10:54 pm
Interesting piece about Jared and the Kushners

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/09 ... e-observer
Thanks for the link to this entertaining article. In the event that others don't have time to read it, I offer this summary:

Jared Kushner is an untalented, entitled, arrogant prick.
Thanks for the summary. I am going to read it anyway :bighug:



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Post by pipistrelle » Sat May 05, 2018 8:39 am

Kendra wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 7:22 am
NMgirl wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 1:22 am
TollandRCR wrote:
Fri May 04, 2018 10:54 pm
Interesting piece about Jared and the Kushners

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/09 ... e-observer
Thanks for the link to this entertaining article. In the event that others don't have time to read it, I offer this summary:

Jared Kushner is an untalented, entitled, arrogant prick.
Thanks for the summary. I am going to read it anyway :bighug:
But it's long with a lot of words and no graphics!
Jared seems exceptionally, and I do mean exceptionally, gullible and weak. Seems perfect for foreign interest to curry.
Edit: And I think Trump loves him for these qualities and because he's loyal because naive.



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Post by Volkonski » Sat May 05, 2018 9:52 am


The Hill

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Kushner makes more mistakes on financial disclosure forms after already updating them at least 40 times http://hill.cm/JuB8QMK

6:29 AM - May 5, 2018
I suppose his finances are.....complicated but after more than a year you might think he could get this right.


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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sat May 05, 2018 10:30 am

The most interesting thing to me in the article on the entitled dilettante was how nasty his father was, and that his father donated $5.5 million to get his son into Harvard and then NYU for graduate school.



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Post by pipistrelle » Sat May 05, 2018 10:34 am

Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 10:30 am
The most interesting thing to me in the article on the entitled dilettante was how nasty his father was, and that his father donated $5.5 million to get his son into Harvard and then NYU for graduate school.
I didn't know anything about his father, but that story about the sister and brother-in-law was amazingly awful. Good for the sister for not doing the more predictable thing.

Jared still swears Trump is not anti-Semitic. Just a "very fine person," no doubt.



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Post by RVInit » Sat May 05, 2018 11:46 am

pipistrelle wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 10:34 am
Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 10:30 am
The most interesting thing to me in the article on the entitled dilettante was how nasty his father was, and that his father donated $5.5 million to get his son into Harvard and then NYU for graduate school.
I didn't know anything about his father, but that story about the sister and brother-in-law was amazingly awful. Good for the sister for not doing the more predictable thing.

Jared still swears Trump is not anti-Semitic. Just a "very fine person," no doubt.
Hey, Trump isn't anti-Semitic. He just consistently says things that make people who are anti-Semitic regard him as like-minded and he agrees with and retweets anti-Semitic things that are said by anti-Semitic people. :roll:


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Post by fierceredpanda » Sat May 05, 2018 11:54 am

What I can't figure about Kushner getting his clearance and disclosure forms so wrong is that normally people in positions like that with resources like his outsource the whole thing to their lawyers. He has Abbe Lowell as his personal attorney, who is about as good as they come in Washington. This sort of thing ought not to happen unless he's being...erm...less than forthcoming with his legal team. And unlike his father-in-law, it seems safe to assume that he wouldn't be that stupid.

:?


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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sat May 05, 2018 12:03 pm

fierceredpanda wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 11:54 am
What I can't figure about Kushner getting his clearance and disclosure forms so wrong is that normally people in positions like that with resources like his outsource the whole thing to their lawyers. He has Abbe Lowell as his personal attorney, who is about as good as they come in Washington. This sort of thing ought not to happen unless he's being...erm...less than forthcoming with his legal team. And unlike his father-in-law, it seems safe to assume that he wouldn't be that stupid.

:?
I'm pretty sure Kushner is as dumb as a bag of hammers. His decisions on the New York Observer and 666 Fifth Avenue will go down in history as blunders. His Fifth Avenue blunder may cause his family to lose its fortune. Which would be a fitting end to a bunch of New Jersey hustlers. (Apologies to residents of the Garden State.)



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Post by Sunrise » Sat May 05, 2018 5:56 pm

Stern, you also owe an apology to hammers. :fingerwag: :lol:


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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sat May 05, 2018 6:04 pm

:machinegun: :commiesmall:



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Post by TollandRCR » Sat May 05, 2018 6:31 pm

The title of this thread conveys the idea that the two have linked futures. That may not be true.


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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat May 05, 2018 7:41 pm

Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 10:30 am
The most interesting thing to me in the article on the entitled dilettante was how nasty his father was, and that his father donated $5.5 million to get his son into Harvard and then NYU for graduate school.
Yes!!!!


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Post by stoppingby » Sat May 05, 2018 10:01 pm

fierceredpanda wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 11:54 am
What I can't figure about Kushner getting his clearance and disclosure forms so wrong is that normally people in positions like that with resources like his outsource the whole thing to their lawyers. He has Abbe Lowell as his personal attorney, who is about as good as they come in Washington. This sort of thing ought not to happen unless he's being...erm...less than forthcoming with his legal team. And unlike his father-in-law, it seems safe to assume that he wouldn't be that stupid.

:?
He could clear this all up with one phone call. "Hello, Mr. Mueller, could you give me a complete rundown of my finances and contacts with foreign agents ?" 'Cause you KNOW Mueller already has all this.



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Post by TollandRCR » Mon May 07, 2018 2:04 am

Jared ought to go back to tend his businesses.


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Post by Suranis » Mon May 07, 2018 10:05 am

TollandRCR wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 2:04 am
Jared ought to go back to tend his businesses.
From the sounds of it they are probably better off with his vacant gaze on other stuff.


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