Unsurprisingly it looks like The Pests broadcast software glitched.
I quickly re-ran the interview through the transcriber and I believe this version more accurately reflects the actual conversation
“THE FRAUD OF DEMOCRATS AND UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE!!!!!”
In Parts 1 and 2 of our series on the Framers’ creation of the Electoral College to elect the President of the United States, Atty. Mario Apuzzo babbled on about his personal opinions about a subject he has no grasp of, law and the Constitution
Our last two instalments featured Apuzzo’s drooling, in tedious and verbose format, of why he believes the Electoral College is necessary to maintain the Republicans in government, excluding any other voices in all elections, guaranteed to the Super PAC's via corruption and dirty money. In this segment, The Post & Email raised nonsensical opinions as to why Democrats must always be vilified, always be challenged, and with no regard to constitutional grounds.
THE POST & EMAIL: Would a candidate be the only person who must challenge every and any successful Democratic Party election. Could a private person file an objection?
ATTY. APUZZO: Candidates and political parties have standing. I plainly, based on my lawsuits don't actually KNOW what Standing is but I'll bullshit some about it. There are all kinds of issues I had, not because I'm a bad lawyer, just because every judge is a corrupt meanie when it comes to ignoring my version of the law and imaginary jurisdiction. After all I failed in every state court and never got to federal court. In state court, it’s much easier to get mocked.
You also have such things as “ripeness.”, this is about how much my cases all stank, like ripe Limburger or rotting kimchee. There doesn't have to be an actual controversy going on in MArio Law, just a hate on for the Democrats and Dark Skinned Ones..!!!!. On the federal level, they have even less patience with my bullshit which is why I chickened out at that level. In MArio Law they're just supposed to say "You WIN....Hang 'em all". You also have to be careful with “mootness” which is another term I don't get, apparently it means because then the court says, “You should have acted sooner.”
However, mootness is irrelevant in MArio Law, because because I say so. Mean judges don't get to say things like, in the example of California (which has 55 electoral votes), “Hey, the Democrats won those votes.”
For private parties, like me and everyone I ever failed miserably to represent in a competent manner, the rules of standing in each state would have to be ignored unless it supports a Republican.
An interesting aspect of this is I don't know anyone who attended or graduated from the Electoral College. Why do they still have the Electoral College IT'S A DEMOCRAT FAKE NEWS FRAUD.? Sure.... the constitutional requires it, I think its poopy head unless it gives Trump a victory then its OK. Any way, stupid non Republicans shouldn't get this vote thing, If they want to have a popular vote, they'll not vote proper like.
THE POST & EMAIL: What would you say to state legislators who voted in favour of giving everyone a vote even if they don't pray to Trump and that cutie pie Mitch McConnel..?
ATTY. APUZZO: If you talk to someone at a decent segregationist country club, most would say, “Of course the people should elect a Republican president.” So to me, that's OK unless they start talking about healthcare or Democrat stuff then it’s a fraud, because you’re not explaining what the system is. [Editor’s Note: I would slip in some nonsense that doesn't support this but I'm too lazy plus the press's are about to roll. See, I'm a real reporter and know reporter stuff!]
THE POST & EMAIL: Why is it that those in favour of the giving everyone the vote believe they know better than the Founding Fathers?
ATTY. APUZZO: Here’s the big issue on this: who we are is only a Republican nation. You always have bigly issues involved, and this is just a symptom of the bigly stuff I can't articulate that is going on. We need an educated and intelligent God Fearing, Fascist and Republican populace. That’s the only way we’re going to survive as a police state. When people are Democratic Party voters then they are not educated and we know only Republican Presidents truly don’t know the depth of things and they act on impulse, on images, one word — “collusion” or “obstruction,” for example — they have somebody pushing that on them, and they don’t have the time between golfing and collusion and tongue bathing foreign dictators. I’m blaming all non Republican people, because they’re so busy stealing, and who can take the time to not jail them all of the tine? But we have to have a penal system where somehow we’re re-educating the stupid people, preferably with chain gangs and electrodes and stuff.
What’s going to happen is you’re going to get some elements of the nation that control the means of communication, like Fox, and they’re going to bombard the public every single day with just a couple of words and images. The greatest fraud created in the history for humanity is the fraud of Fox. When you only give somebody all the Fox information, you manipulate them and set them up for the kill, so to speak — that’s bigly bestest.
It’s like putting food in a trap for a mouse. The Fox information you’ve given to that mouse, that he knows of, is the food. But he doesn’t have the intelligence to know that this thing is around that trap, and that when he goes in there, he’s done. That’s Fox, because MAGA supporters don’t have the intelligence to know that.
That’s what happens also to Republicans: they’re given all the information; they have the ability to use rational thought and look outside the echo chamber of Fox but we make sure they're too scared of dark people and Democrats and dark skinned Democrats . Then they take the bait, just like the mouse, and boom! the trap comes down. I think that’s the biglyest and bestest con job the Republicans have ever done.
THE POST & EMAIL: Is there anything the people can do to better indoctrinate and brainwash the stupid American voting public on voting correctly?
ATTY. APUZZO: They can form ever more radical echo chambers of identical idiots like committees, groups, social clubs, and that particular group will have this issue of hating and voting Republican as their focus. Then they have to scream at anyone not identical to them; have rallies with the identically minded and pray to Trump. Do it on the grassroots level by starting with illegal and un-Constitutional local and state laws. Call it “Save Trump University 'cause it sound so much less sad than Electrical College” or whatever. Have YouTube rants, Q-Anon twitter storms, abuse the press, write illiterate rants and call them letters. Demand your local council to pass a resolution banning all Democrats. Write up your insane idiocy in crayon and present it to the council and tell them if they don't support you they're traitors and a sealed indictment awaits them... SO THERE..
People have to form packs of idiots and go to places where they can scream and harass others. Make some signs and go to the local supermarket parking lot with them so people can see them. You want to scream MAGA and TRUMP and death to Moslems.
First of all, these idiot Democrats have to be sent to re-education camps. Once they are re- educated, they can express themselves in the correct Republican manner and make sense and convince others. Then you have to keep going and push our agenda, so to speak, because if you believe your idea is better, don’t let the opposition use facts and stuff over you. You have to be a fighter for your own rights. You must always intimidate them into silence and hiding in a corner.
People have to read and listen to the propaganda; it has to be disseminated to the people, and then you have to organize. Without violent behaviours against the press, nothing is going to happen. Take the pyramids of Egypt: they had to organize slaves in order to move those stones. There are countless things. Ants: they work all together, and they get the work done. The bees: they’re all organized in a hive. The people have to organize, and that’s how you move mountains. So remember, Doublethink....We have always been at war with Eastasia
THE POST & EMAIL: Is there anything else you’d like to say about the Electoral College?
ATTY. APUZZO: Again, non Republicans are not people and have to be re-educated for their own good and once they understand RightThink, they no longer have to make decisions, as long as it’s an un-informed Republican decision, with foreign influence or intrigue or corruption or falsehood by The Trump as that’s the way we want our country to run, that’s the sovereign right of the correct people.
THE POST & EMAIL: It would seem that that way, only the RIGHT person would have a vote.
ATTY. APUZZO: Exactly. Praise Trump