Orly Taitz Pretty Sure George Clooney’s Hot Lawyer Wife Will Finally Prove Obama Isn’t President
Excellent news! Birther Hivemind Queen Mother Orly Taitz got a gift subscription to People Magazine for Christmas! That’s the only thing we think could possibly explain this bizarre story from Bradlee Dean’s dumb website for dumb people: For some reason, the completely rational and very serious lawyer, dentist, real estate agent, and perennial fringe political candidate has gotten it into her head that she should try to recruit Amal Alamuddin Clooney, the hot human rights lawyer who married actor George Clooney last fall, into her very important campaign to prove that Barack Hussein Obama is a complete fraud with a stolen Social Security number, a fake Selective Service registration, [hlyellow]and at least one Yahoo email account registered under the phony identity of “John Boehner’s Left Nut.”[/hlyellow] =))
Apparently, Taitz is feeling a bit of professional jealousy. You see, even though Orly Taitz, Esq. DDS and Licensed Realtor, has been fighting for years for real human rights — the rights of Americans to not have that Fake Man in the White House — all the media attention is going to Ms. Alamuddin Clooney, who isn’t even as good a lawyer as Orly Taitz, because liberals are just biased that way. As Taitz explains,
Today, far left media is heavily promoting Amal Alamuddin, Muslim Lebaense [sic] wife of actor George Clooney. Amal is a human right attorney, known for her representation of Julian Assange and Yulia Timoshenko, even though she was a failure in both cases, she was not able to free either one of them.
Yeah, Amal Alamuddin Clooney! If you’re such a hotshot human rights attorney, why aren’t you working on the sides of the angels, or whatever those things are that have been whispering to Orly Taitz in the wee hours of the morning? Amal Alamuddin Clooney, you have been PUT ON NOTICE: If you fail to respond, you know what Orly Taitz is going to do? She’s going to call you a coward on her website, is what! Hope you’re ready to face that, missy.