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omg that is hilarious I lol'd
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:rotflmao:
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p0rtia wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:16 pm It's time.
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:rotflmao: Thanks, pOrtia! :thumbsup:
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Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1 wrote: Rep. Jared Moskowitz BRILLIANTLY mocks Republicans for voting for an impeachment inquiry that is SO urgent, so serious, they're taking three weeks off.

This is hilarious!
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Are they going to censure Moskowitz for wearing tennis shoes, too?
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raison de arizona wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:03 am
Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1 wrote: Rep. Jared Moskowitz BRILLIANTLY mocks Republicans for voting for an impeachment inquiry that is SO urgent, so serious, they're taking three weeks off.

This is hilarious!
I think Moskowitz is giving them too much credit for implying they could actually prove to any rigorous standard of the word 'proof' that that Joe Biden is the father of Hunter Biden. I mean, sure, he actually *is*, but would this clown car be able to prove it?
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Acyn @Acyn wrote: Moskowitz on Trump selling pieces of his mugshot suit: I expect him to start selling Ivana’s tombstone. You’ll be able to write a little signature on her tombstone. ‘For ten thousand dollars, you too can have something on the tombstone at my beautiful golf course..’
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Last photo I saw, it didn't look like it had a tombstone on it yet. But don't give him any ideas.
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I don't know how many of you are familiar with the Alien Super Show. It is rather "lowbrow" as my sainted mother used to say, and frequently dumb, and I absolutely adore it. But then I'm a sci-fi nut.

Anyway. Here is the one and only Jarred M., making a guest appearance with our favorite cartoon aliens. As someone who has watched every ep, it is scary how he fits in.

God I love him.


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Pretty cool sneakers himself.
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Sneaker of the House! :rotflmao:
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Okay. So now I'm hooked on the alien show. Hysterical!
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He really is a breath of fresh air, isn't he?
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 6:54 pm Okay. So now I'm hooked on the alien show. Hysterical!
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Kendra wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:02 pm He really is a breath of fresh air, isn't he?
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I love this guy! He's a real mensch and seems like a fun guy to hang out with as well as being smart! And he looks very relaxed around kids. There's a certain former president whom I can't imagine having fun with a room of kids (or basically scare them).
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Acyn @Acyn wrote: Moskowitz: She brought up that Obama deported more people than Trump. Hold on a second. If the border wasn’t a problem until Biden was elected, then how were we deporting all of these people? This situation has been going on for decades so stop lying…
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics ... 32b9&ei=73
Democratic Congressman Jared Moskowitz of Florida slammed Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson as "[former President] Donald Trump's no boy" during an interview with CNN's Jake Tapper on Wednesday.

Moskowitz, who was interviewed alongside Republican Congressman Mike Lawler of New York, denounced the speaker for blocking a bipartisan border security deal, allegedly at the behest of Trump. Johnson has claimed that suggestions he killed the deal to help Trump in this year's presidential election are "absurd."

Bipartisan lawmakers in the Senate are hammering out the final details of a deal to beef up security along the U.S.-Mexico border as Republicans continue to criticize the immigration policies of President Joe Biden.
Although the deal was seemingly headed for passage through Congress earlier this month, Johnson announced that any legislation would be "dead on arrival in the House" after Trump demanded that Republicans kill the deal.
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Acyn @Acyn wrote: Meiselas: The Republicans have the brilliant idea of making Marjorie Taylor Greene an impeachment manager

Moskowitz: I think it’s an excellent choice by Speaker Johnson showing that he really is committed to destroying the 118th Congress
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Congressman Jared Moskowitz @RepMoskowitz wrote: With your help, we can save another Republican from having to deliver a State of the Union response.
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