Kenneth Copeland wrote:Kenneth Copeland Ministries Takes Possession of Gulfstream V
Published on 16 Jan 2018
Glory to God! Kenneth Copelandd Ministries took possession of the debt-free Gulfstream V on Friday, Jan. 12, 2018.
Jesus to arrive by plane ?
Jesus to arrive by plane ?
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"You looking at it, you bought it. You and Jesus."

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Well actually, he's comin in a Honda! (a little Holy Roller joke)

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In the German speaking parts, looking at Genesis, A&E continued to sin forever = "und sie sündigten in einem fort". Crudely translates as: they sinned in a Ford, and established the first documented use of a automobile




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Apropos of nothing, someone pointed out this picture of Copeland to me today and of course I have to post it.
On the one hand, I think him using contributors' dollars to buy a plane (when he could *rent* one) is a huge waste of money. On the other hand, I would prefer to travel without seeing that grinning face!
On the one hand, I think him using contributors' dollars to buy a plane (when he could *rent* one) is a huge waste of money. On the other hand, I would prefer to travel without seeing that grinning face!
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I bet it would have been cheaper to time share a executive jet operated by an experienced managment company that also provides the pilots and other crew, and has maintenance under control. Corporate execs would use it under the week, the holier than thou would use it at weekends. They can always change their minds with a sell-and-lease-back contract.mmmirele wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:05 amApropos of nothing, someone pointed out this picture of Copeland to me today and of course I have to post it.
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On the one hand, I think him using contributors' dollars to buy a plane (when he could *rent* one) is a huge waste of money. On the other hand, I would prefer to travel without seeing that grinning face!
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You are correct, but it wouldn't look and sound as cool as having your very own jet. This way the contributors can live vicariously through Copeland.RTH10260 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:26 pmI bet it would have been cheaper to time share a executive jet operat by an experienced managment company that also provides the pilots and other crew, and has maintenance under control. Corporate execs would use it under the week, the holier than thou would use it at weekends.mmmirele wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:05 amApropos of nothing, someone pointed out this picture of Copeland to me today and of course I have to post it.
kennethcopeland.jpg
On the one hand, I think him using contributors' dollars to buy a plane (when he could *rent* one) is a huge waste of money. On the other hand, I would prefer to travel without seeing that grinning face!
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Especially when he could fly himself, by turning into a Bat.
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
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Having your own corporate jet does sound cool. I knew a guy who owned 1/2 of an old v-tail Bonanza (aka the "Doctor Killer") that he always called "the corporate jet."Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:28 pmYou are correct, but it wouldn't look and sound as cool as having your very own jet. This way the contributors can live vicariously through Copeland.RTH10260 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:26 pmI bet it would have been cheaper to time share a executive jet operat by an experienced managment company that also provides the pilots and other crew, and has maintenance under control. Corporate execs would use it under the week, the holier than thou would use it at weekends.mmmirele wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:05 amApropos of nothing, someone pointed out this picture of Copeland to me today and of course I have to post it.
kennethcopeland.jpg
On the one hand, I think him using contributors' dollars to buy a plane (when he could *rent* one) is a huge waste of money. On the other hand, I would prefer to travel without seeing that grinning face!
"The moment I found out Trump could tweet himself was comparable to the moment in 'Jurassic Park' when Dr. Grant realized that velociraptors could open doors."
-Justin McConney, Trump's 1st Social Media Manager
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Ahh, so now we know where Cain was conceived. No wonder he turned into a murderous bastard. Now if he'd been conceived in a Holden . . .
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Or a Lada Largus.
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Then there's the old tent revival story of a country preacher whose son made an eloquent plea for a shiny red sports car on his 18th birthday. The preacher listened patiently, then said:
"Son, I have tried for eighteen years - and I intend to keep trying - to teach you to emulate Christ in all things. Jesus walked."
"Son, I have tried for eighteen years - and I intend to keep trying - to teach you to emulate Christ in all things. Jesus walked."
In a wilderness of mirrors, what will the spider do beyond the circuit of the shuddering Bear in fractured atoms? -TS Eliot (somewhat modified)
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All warfare is based on deception. - Sun Tzu