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More candidates for the Assault team

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Secret air assault troop?

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Whatever4 wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:56 pm Secret air assault troop?

Stealth technology in a way that won't bust the federal budget. Cool! Silent incursion into denied airspace is a very important wonder weapon. No surprise that the small frontal radar cross section relative to mass that is unique to dachshunds is being leveraged in this ordnance delivery platform.
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You had me at "the small frontal radar cross section relative to mass". :daydream:
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Ah, so cute! We were looking for you and Lt. Root Beer at the virtual meetup. Everyone brought their pets. :)
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So cute.
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jemcanada wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:36 pm Ah, so cute! We were looking for you and Lt. Root Beer at the virtual meetup. Everyone brought their pets. :)
Next time.
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When can we expect Lt. Root Beer to be promoted to Captain? Is there some time-in-grade requirement?
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Paging Lt. Root Beer... We need Lt. Root Beer! Please post some photos and brighten our day. And if the 699th is dive bombing Flynn and/or Wohl in them, even better! :P
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Thank you thank you thank you Gregg! Awww, Lt. Root Beer brightened up the day! Love the headphone, happiest part of the day!! :thumbs: :bighug:
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Did someone say Pizza?

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That weinerdog looks ready to brutally attack! Woe to whomever incurred the wrath of the 699th. Looks like a killer. Pro tip: Give that weinerdog all the pizza you've got. :smoking:
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This means war.


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Tough talk, Jack and Jake. It's easy to spew sewage from the comfort of your sofa. If push came to shove we wouldn't have had enough strength in our entire U.S. Army to have quelled these demonstrations, lest they resort to automatic weapons. That would have put us in a class with other third-world dictatorships, indeed.
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I call BS. Firstly they couldn't afford it to begin with, and secondly I seriously doubt there are that many of them to begin with that aren't already legitimately employed, and not with them. Besides, Jakey strikes me as more the toy poodle or chihuahua type, something he's bigger than and can't really hurt him, and oh yeah, yappy.
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Helicopters.

Dachshunds.

Death.

Don't test me Jake.

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Pass along to Dumb and Dumber that His Illuminated Majesty has instructed The Imperial Illuminati Air Force to pre-stage supplies of Pup A Roni around the District of Columbia and make other arrangements if it becomes necessary to deploy the full 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment.

This would of course be a last, desperate measure, sure to result in death, damage, mayhem and the inevitable potty accidents long associated with wiener-dogs being dropped from the sky into combat.

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I don't twitter, but should anyone care to copy our ''official'' responce to Jake and Jack's feed, I'd like to see the lonk. Mockery is the best vaccine against people who think their dicks are bigger than they are.
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Happy Sunday from Lt Root Beer and the entire 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment!
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