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Oh no. Rusty, the Space Force Squirrel, is calling out Lt. Root Beer on Twitter. This is the most important news of the day!
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Of course you realize,...

this means war....

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Future recruits?

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The recruits' mom taking care of a baby duckling. I'm cross posting this to the adorbs thread.

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I don't know why but there is some kind of chemistry between Dachshunds and baby ducks. Normally something that size would be automatic kill, like their sworn enemy, squirrels, but you see a lot of sausage dogs playing with baby duck on the interwebz.
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Dog Ross loves to paint squirrels!
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jemcanada wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:36 pm

Dog Ross loves to paint squirrels!
that's the best thing I've ever seen in my life!
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Is that rabies froth on the goggie's mouf? :shock:
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Foggy wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 5:51 pm Is that rabies froth on the goggie's mouf? :shock:
It’s the dignity of age, which clearly some don’t have. :geezer:
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Shouldn't that be brunt???????
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Here's the most important news of the day! They say it was a race... but were they really training exercises for the 699th?
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Dere poor widdle feetses!! Dey froze!
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Whatever4 wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:06 am Dere poor widdle feetses!! Dey froze!
Yes! Why for did they not slip and slide?
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:14 am
Whatever4 wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:06 am Dere poor widdle feetses!! Dey froze!
Yes! Why for did they not slip and slide?
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:bighug:
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Yes, the do make Dachshund snow shoes, in case you want to enter an all sausage dog team in Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race.

But mostly, they slippeded and slideded :lol:
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:14 am
Whatever4 wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:06 am Dere poor widdle feetses!! Dey froze!
Yes! Why for did they not slip and slide?
After a period of even high school level teams the ice will be cut up enough that walking on it is not a problem even for erect bipeds. Much less so for low center of gravity doggos.
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qbawl wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 4:36 pm
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:14 am
Whatever4 wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:06 am Dere poor widdle feetses!! Dey froze!
Yes! Why for did they not slip and slide?
After a period of even high school level teams the ice will be cut up enough that walking on it is not a problem even for erect bipeds. Much less so for low center of gravity doggos.
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Cross posting from Wohl/Burkman because JUSTICE from the 699th may be coming for Milo. That's one reason this topic is in the Military History category.


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What the 699th is doing for entertainment while sheltered in place ... :fingerwag: :blackeye:

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Foggy wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:16 pm Screenshot_20200216-151346.jpg
Wait! We're missing the buttered doggies that fell to the floor and picked up long hairs.
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Oh fuck I needed that laugh.
I work for Ford, so I'm out of work right now.
My biggest asset is Ford Stock and I also have lived more off dividends than my salary for the last 5 years, so I'm broke for the first time in quite a while.

Me and the Regiment are holed up in Gettysburg right now, hoping the world doesn't end, but having a few hundred cannon in the neighborhood is a great 'just in case' plan.
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