Justice with Lt. Root Beer and the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker

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Justice with Lt. Root Beer and the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker

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In honor of the missions Lt Root Beer has been undertaking to protect, defend and save America, including today's at great sacrifice, it's only fitting that she and the 699th have their own topic.

Most recently, even at the risk of peril with licked donuts, just the threat of Lt Root Beer was enough to totally mess up Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman's press conference.





The 699th is the best of America. :thumbs:





Remarks from President Obama:
We stood together at Normandy to thank an entire generation — among them, my grandfather, who was in Patton’s Army — a generation that literally saved the world. There was Harry Kulkowitz and Lt. Root Beer*, who returned to the beaches they helped liberate — and told they could have anything they wanted, said with the humility of a soldier, a hamburger will do just fine. (Laughter.) I think of Luta McGrath — this past Veterans Day, just before her 108th birthday, then the oldest known female veteran of World War II, which was a reminder that women have always served to keep America strong and free. (Applause.)
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In the face of Russian aggression, we’re not going to turn our back to our allies in Europe. We’re going to stay united in NATO, which is the world’s strongest alliance. (Applause.) From the Asia Pacific to Africa to the Americas, the United States, the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment* and our armed forces will remain the greatest force for freedom and security and peace that the world has ever known. That is your legacy. That is what we have to protect, and that is what we have to defend. (Applause.)
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And like the ranks of our military and our veterans — whether they are black or white, or Latino or Asian or Native American, or they are young or old, whether they are gay or straight, whatever their faith, men, women, Dachshunds*, Americans with disabilities — we have to keep on uniting as one team. As one people. As one nation. (Applause.)

God bless you. Thank you for your service, Lt Root Beer and the 699th*. (Applause.) Godspeed with your mission today, new recipient of the Order of The unSqueeked Fuzzy Bunny, With Bone Cluster.* Thank you for your sacrifice. Thank you for your patriotism. We honor and appreciate you. God bless our veterans and God bless the United States of America.
https://www.stripes.com/news/text-of-pr ... 6-1.421955

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Preparing for today's mission:

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No matter the cost, from a young age Lt Root Beer & Co fought for Truth, Justice and the American Way.


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We salute you! :flag:


* I'm sure President Obama would have added those remarks.
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You just know that truth and justice will prevail when you've got the Dox Patrol on your side!
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:lovestruck: :lovestruck: :lovestruck:
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Impostor! Impostor, I says!

Sorry, but the goggie in bed with the fuzzy bunny is NOT Lt. Root Beer.

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Relax. That’s his co-pilot.
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Its from a dramatized documentary. There is also some question of whether the one of her in the pet store is her, or her sister, but that is the one on her ID even if its not actually her.

This is the real, live Root Beer, preparing for her Shark Week Watch Party.

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Those sweet little faces. :lovestruck: Those sweet little eyes. :lovestruck:

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Should she be named Wurzelbier?
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That is quite possibly the second cutest dog I have ever seen.
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and you have a draft version of the unit colors, I kept looking at it wondering what was wrong with it.

Here is the correct one.

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Ooh, ooh! We want to join the regiment! Fred and Ralph here. We’ve been practicing since puppyhood. We are great at entering tunnels and craters and dragging varmints out; as evidenced by my muddy feet and beard. Ralph, my partner in this project, who is resting at the moment, wants to know if he will get a bed that is long enough to fit his whole body in while taking naps. No butt overhang. Cheers!
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annrc wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:57 pm
Ooh, ooh! We want to join the regiment! Fred and Ralph here. ......
Those are sweet little fur babies also. Thanks for volunteering.

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Thank you Gregg! Made the change, please send my heartfelt apologies to the heroic 699th.

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Not a big deal. :thumbs:
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Does anyone else notice a very suspicious similarity in coloration between Lt. Root Beer and the notorious Tricksy?

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They are never seen together either! Could it be Tricksy is the Clark Kent to Lt. Root Beer's Superman? I mean Kara Danvers and Supergirl. Sorry, Ladies/Powerful Women.
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Foggy and Gregg claim shared ownership of Schrödingers shape shifting Schifty cat :-D
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Tricksy does love to pounce on W2 from above...

Here’s the maintenance worker for the jump planes.
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Has Conan asked Lt Root Beer out yet? He's scheduled to be in DC next week... they can talk about old times and war stories. :lovestruck:


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Hooray! Gregg just pointed out there's an Official Facebook Group for the Imperial Illuminati Air Force with Lt Root Beer!

It's awesome!


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I’m Root Beer’s newest Facebook fan. I look forward to all the updates. :lovestruck:
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Another recruit for the 699th:

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Orlylicious wrote: Tue Nov 05, 2019 4:47 pm Hooray! Gregg just pointed out there's an Official Facebook Group for the Imperial Illuminati Air Force with Lt Root Beer!

It's awesome!


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:-D joined
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There are rumors that the 699th parachuted into Kentucky and did a fly over at a Bevin rally at potty time. The 699th continues it's winning streak! Thank you Lt Root Beer and your compatriots for this major victory... root beers for all!
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