Which sex robot should I buy?

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Which sex robot should I buy?

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Post by Foggy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:02 pm

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What Sex Robot Should You Order?


Unconditional love is hard to come by in a flesh-and-blood romantic partner. That’s why Douglas Hines created Roxxxy, a robotic companion programmed to satisfy all your romantic and sexual desires.

Those looking for warmth and companionship will find it in the “Mature Martha” version of Roxxxy, an older MILF-type. Twentysomething “Wild Wendy,” by contrast, is more sexually outgoing. Eighteen-year-old “Young Yoko” is less sexually experienced, but very spontaneous and experimental in the bedroom. And “S&M Susan” is into ball gags and being tied up.

Sex robots have been much discussed in the media recently, with features in outlets including British GQ, CNET, and the British Daily Star, which recently reported that Marilyn Monroe was the most regularly requested sex robot by heterosexual men. The problem is, said Hines, that Monroe’s estate would have to approve a likeness of her self being transformed into a sex robot.

“Our robots allow people to experiment and fulfill the desires that they may not be able to express because their real-life partner doesn’t allow it,” said Hines, who unveiled his first version of Roxxxy in 2010 at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. He established his New Jersey-based company, True Companion, to sell artificial companionship to the public.
His robotic Roxxxys can be tailored to match a person’s social, romantic, and sexual desires. If you’re interested in sports, your True Companion sex robot might talk to you about an upcoming NBA game or tennis tournament. If your aging mother is unwell, your True Companion robot will ask how she’s feeling—and might propose sex as a way to relieve your stress.
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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:08 pm

Again with the discrimination! No "Roxxx" types being sold! :madguy:
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Post by gupwalla » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:09 pm

DO NOT MENTION MY MOTHER IN ONE BREATH AND INITIATE SEX WITH THE NEXT.

Thank you, that is all.
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Post by Foggy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:11 pm

After a brief consultation with ol' Wifehorn, I suddenly have a more immediately relevant question.

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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:41 pm

Don't get one with sizers.

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Post by boots » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:51 pm

I suggest you should purchase the Fox News special edition model, with a pre-recorded political message, alternative giggle track, and remote inflatable breast adjustment.

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Post by Dan1100 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:07 pm

Funny you should ask that, my alternate Bannon firing spoof idea was that he got caught in his office with a slightly larger than life size Katy Tur sex doll.
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Post by Foggy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:59 pm

gupwalla wrote:DO NOT MENTION MY MOTHER IN ONE BREATH AND INITIATE SEX WITH THE NEXT.

Thank you, that is all.
Oh, dear me. I seem to have triggered an inappropriate and possibly highly traumatic memory. :oops: :P

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Edit: (It's Saturday night, but I can't go play in the drunk tank inasmuch as I quit drinking on July 15. So a lighthearted thread is just the ticket, n'est ce pas?)
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Post by Orlylicious » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:59 pm

Well Foggy, there's Harmony... Or are you proposing an Orly Taitz sex robot? :lol:
Meet Harmony the sex robot so realistic she orgasms…and she’ll even remember your birthday
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3559664 ... -birthday/

Porn stars are getting in on the action:
ALL DOLLED UP
Meet Japanese porn star Asa Akira who inspired the world’s most expensive sex robot EVER – and she’d even romp with it herself


California-based firm is pioneering the next generation of sex dolls which are based on adult actress' flawless bodies
By Patrick Knox 1st August 2017, 12:12 pm

A NEW sex doll has been created by replicating the body of a well-known Japanese porn star.

The ultra-realistic Wicked Real Doll is based on the adult actress Asa Akira and will be the most expensive on the market, according to reports.

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And hey don't forget the guy robots!
New Male Sex Robots With Bionic Penises May Just Replace Men in The Pleasure Department

In recent times there has been a ton of talk about sex dolls and women made of plastic. However, women are just as worked up about these dolls.

Companies like ‘Real Doll’ are going to be making male sex dolls as well. They will have batteries in them and can be charged to last for as long as you want them to. They will be able to respond to verbal cues and will be able to outperform any normal sex toy.

It is being called the “ultimate pleasure experience”, but it really makes you wonder where society is going. His bionic penis may be enough to make you kiss real men goodbye, but is that really what we want? To get rid of real human relationships, and replace them with machines? These male sex robots are equipped with things that will make your heart stop. They will be able to plug into the things that make a woman have a better experience, for instance, things like conversation and backstories.

These dolls will be able to carry their human lovers around and do things you usually have to trick a real man into doing. These robots will be able to literally thrust their member into their human lovers. They will be able to move as you would need them to.
http://evome.co/new-male-sex-robots-wit ... epartment/

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Post by Foggy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:13 pm

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Post by Sugar Magnolia » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:43 pm

Orlylicious wrote:And hey don't forget the guy robots!
New Male Sex Robots With Bionic Penises May Just Replace Men in The Pleasure Department

These male sex robots are equipped with things that will make your heart stop. They will be able to plug into the things that make a woman have a better experience, for instance, things like conversation and backstories.

These dolls will be able to carry their human lovers around and do things you usually have to trick a real man into doing. These robots will be able to literally thrust their member into their human lovers. They will be able to move as you would need them to.
http://evome.co/new-male-sex-robots-wit ... epartment/

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Post by gupwalla » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:12 pm

Foggy wrote:Oh, dear me. I seem to have triggered an inappropriate and possibly highly traumatic memory. :oops: :P

But we're all friends here, Guppy. Tell us all about it. :dance: :blink:
No traumatic memories, I just don't like to think of "mom" and "sex" in close proximity to one another.
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Post by boots » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:13 pm

They tried to market a Steve Bannon model but it would short circuit and repetitively try to autofellate itself.

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Post by gupwalla » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:16 pm

Techno Luddite wrote:They tried to market a Steve Bannon model but it would short circuit and repetitively try to autofellate itself.
Plus, too, it was so fat, drunk, and ugly it induced epidemic headaches in all women in the test group.
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Post by Suranis » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:09 pm

I tried ordering one, but when i tried a message game up saying "let's just be friends." goddam realistic AI ...
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Post by gupwalla » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:16 pm

Seriously. 9:15 PM in Dallas and I could be asleep if I wanted to be. No snowflakes around to interrupt my repose.
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Post by Orlylicious » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:11 pm

While waiting for the robots, have you seen a site called https://chaturbate.com/? It's free, don't even have to sign up (though you can), it's thousands of people worldwide with webcams, girls, guys, couples and more. Hadn't seen it and wow it's amazing what's going on there. 24 hours a day and some of the models are really, really hot! NSFW!! You're welcome :P
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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:43 pm

Orlylicious wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:11 pm
While waiting for the robots, have you seen a site called https://chaturbate.com/? It's free, don't even have to sign up (though you can), it's thousands of people worldwide with webcams, girls, guys, couples and more. Hadn't seen it and wow it's amazing what's going on there. 24 hours a day and some of the models are really, really hot! NSFW!! You're welcome :P
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Post by ZekeB » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:37 pm

Ummmm. Did TFB get hacked and someone stole Orlylicious’ password? :doh:
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Post by Sugar Magnolia » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:43 pm

ZekeB wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:37 pm
Ummmm. Did TFB get hacked and someone stole Orlylicious’ password? :doh:
Yeah, that was sort of.....unexpected. With the smiley, I really expected it to be some sort of joke. Unpleasantly surprised when it wasn't.

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Post by Suranis » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:11 pm

I think Orlylicious needs a change of password...
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Post by DejaMoo » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:14 pm

That reminds me of one of my favorite musical parodies/pranks. Steve Kardynal went on ChatRoulette while performing his parody of Miley Cyrus's 'Wrecking Ball', and made a video showing what he was doing in real time and the live chat particpants' reactions. It's hilarious and despite how it looks, honestly - no nudity, nothing NSFW.

I've heard this bull before.

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Post by Orlylicious » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:08 pm

In really important news... In Houston, no sex robots for you!
Houston City Council votes to ban sex robot brothel
City Council changes law to keep out robot sex brothel
City council hears from people upset over sex robot brothel
By: Damali Keith POSTED: OCT 02 2018 08:50PM CDT
VIDEO POSTED: OCT 03 2018 09:52PM CDT UPDATED: OCT 03 2018 09:52PM CDT

HOUSTON (FOX 26) - Houston City Council amended an ordinance which would allow a business to sell sex robots, but under the amendment, customers would not be allowed to have sex with the dolls at the business. Houston City Council voted on Wednesday morning to pass the amendment which effectively bans a sex robot brothel in Houston. All eyes are on Houston City Council as community members wait to see if a robot sex brothel will open here in the city.

"I’m really concerned about this, Mayor,” says City Councilman Dwight Boykins. There seems to be a lot of concerns about a company opening on Richmond Avenue where people would pay to have sex with robots that look like women. “It’s my prerogative to think it’s weird. It’s my prerogative to think it’s a little gross. It’s my prerogative to have these feelings and I think it’s shared by most people in the City of Houston,” adds Councilman Greg Travis.

The company KinkysDolls is already open in Canada and plans to put the first robot sex brothel in the U.S. right here in Houston. "They’re coming to our city because they think they can do this to our city and let’s be clear about this we are not legislating morality here,” Travis explains. “What happens in your bedroom between consenting adults that is up to them but what happens in the public in a business is our business,” says Council Member Brenda Stardig. "I’m trying to figure out how we can stop this completely,” adds Boykins.

After lots of conversing about it Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner asked, "Any other discussion? In favor? Oppose? Granted.” Just like that, Houston City Council passed amending a 1999 ordinance that makes it illegal to have sex with a mechanical object in a Houston business. "Essentially saying you can sell but you can not use. You can not engage in sexual activity with any inanimate object at the business,” Mayor Turner explains. “It would eliminate the try it before you buy it option,” says Councilman Mike Laster, whose district the brothel would have been in.
http://www.fox32chicago.com/home/city-c ... ot-brothel

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Post by Fortinbras » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:02 am

I have to point out that these sex dolls cost more than a thousand dollars. In my estimation, any man with that much money burning a hole in his pocket can probably contrive a situation whereby he can accomplish something with a real live woman.

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Post by Orlylicious » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:38 am

Well, that's the point of the brothels (which are already in Japan and other places)... the owner buys the robot and do the math of how many can use it in a day, even at $25 a pop it'll pay off pretty fast. This is coming (eta: no pun intended!), no idea how it'll be regulated (in this case, they nailed them on a building construction violation for permitting) but ultimately it's safer and cleaner if it's just to get off. Not for me but I don't judge (although if they make a Tom Cruise.... 8-) )

Here's a local news interview:





Meanwhile, soon they will have AI, it's really crazy. From Apr 25, 2018, this is a great intro package, 1 in 5 men would consider using a sex robot. Creeped out Katie Couric:


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