The Stupid - It Burns!

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

“A mighty hot dog is our Lord.” -Martin Lawrence

[Notorial Dissent]

[Suranis]

[RTH10260]

Kent Hovind is opening a new creationism theme party.

Here is the flyer he printed up for it



^^^
Note the image in the bottom left corner.

How large are those dinosaur steaks? Does he get them marinated from the La Brea pits in CA?

[GlimDropper]

More right wing fear porn:



Perhaps it's a little more disturbing because the individual being interviewed is a California Assembly Person and Gubernatorial candidate (guess which party). Snopes has a writeup already, according to them (and their lefty slant) the purposed bill in question has less to do (as in nothing) with banning the sale and ownership of Bibles and is really about preventing "pray the gay away" conversion "therapy" being sold as a as a commercial service in exchange for monetary compensation.

Maybe the bill has some fine print that Snopes didn't read.

[Volkonski]

Deeply weird.

Daily Mail US
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@DailyMail
Woman found with a loaded handgun hidden inside her VAGINA at a traffic stop pleads guiltyhttps://dailym.ai/2JAjTZO

12:49 PM - Apr 28, 2018

A Missouri woman who was found with a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina during a traffic stop pleaded guilty on Friday to weapons possession and drugs charges.

Anika Witt, 27, pleaded guilty to two felony charges as part of a reduced sentence agreement that also requires her to testify against an acquaintance, reported thesmokinggun.com.

The serial criminal was stopped with Clinton McDonald, 29, on Interstate 55 just north of Bloomington. Ecstasy and heroin were found in their car.

Witt, who appeared at Circuit Court in McLean County, Illinois, faces up to 25 in prison - 10 for the firearm and 15 for possession of Class A drugs.

[Sugar Magnolia]

Deeply weird.

Daily Mail US
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@DailyMail
Woman found with a loaded handgun hidden inside her VAGINA at a traffic stop pleads guiltyhttps://dailym.ai/2JAjTZO

12:49 PM - Apr 28, 2018

A Missouri woman who was found with a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina during a traffic stop pleaded guilty on Friday to weapons possession and drugs charges.

Anika Witt, 27, pleaded guilty to two felony charges as part of a reduced sentence agreement that also requires her to testify against an acquaintance, reported thesmokinggun.com.

The serial criminal was stopped with Clinton McDonald, 29, on Interstate 55 just north of Bloomington. Ecstasy and heroin were found in their car.

Witt, who appeared at Circuit Court in McLean County, Illinois, faces up to 25 in prison - 10 for the firearm and 15 for possession of Class A drugs.

You might be surprised just how deep. I've recovered more than one loaded weapon from the same location during searches, and I only did transport searches to haul them to jail, not cavity searches.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

Uhm...how...mmm...?....nevermind.

[RoadScholar]

I won't be impressed until she shoots better than 50 points in a pistol competition without using her hands.

[maydijo]

Hmmm, a new take on the old ping pong show perhaps?

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

Hmmm, a new take on the old ping pong show perhaps?

Now that raises more questions!

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

I won't be impressed until she shoots better than 50 points in a pistol competition without using her hands.

[Whip]

and here I thought 'humping their guns' was just an expression you people used.

[RTH10260]

NO!

When software has it's own quirks

[Sterngard Friegen]

NO!

When software has it's own quirks

He should switch to "NONE." That should solve all his problems.

[Notorial Dissent]

Boy accurately tagged. I'm actually surprised it wasn't towed and seized, they would have around here.

[MN-Skeptic]

I worked with an idiot who thought it was cool to have his initials for his license plate - DWI. Yes, it caused issues. No sympathy - he was in HR.

[maydijo]

A mother at my kid's school has the license plate, "Ih8ppl" (I hate people.) I kinda love her.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

A mother at my kid's school has the license plate, "Ih8ppl" (I hate people.) I kinda love her.

That's one of the songs from the musical Scrooge.

[Foggy]

My license plate - you knew this, right? - is FOGGY.

No parking tickets.

[Patagoniagirl]

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[maydijo]

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The perfect license plate for everyone's favorite analrapist.

[RoadScholar]

Aww... they meant it to say “ A New Start.”

Swing and a miss.

[GreatGrey]

Sadly already taken....

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[Chilidog]