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Velvet Milkman

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Post by dunstvangeet » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:55 pm

In other news, Alan Ward, the Murray State Athletics Director resigned. His interim replacement is Velvet Milkman (No, I'm not kidding, that's her actual name.)

http://wkms.org/post/murray-state-unive ... rd-resigns



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Post by GlimDropper » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:17 pm

The Velvet Milkman is either the best, or worst name for a big time wrestling heel of all time.

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Re: Velvet Milkman

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Post by Danraft » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:20 pm

"I Pity the fool...hmmph. Can you say Burlap Butter?" :boxing:


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Post by ZekeB » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:22 pm

I'd think that Basketball Jones would be a better fit.


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Re: Velvet Milkman

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Post by Danraft » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:28 pm

Thanks... now THAT song is stuck in my head.....


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Post by ZekeB » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:26 pm

Wuzzamattta U? You don't like falsetto? I suppose you don't like the Four Seasons either.


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