All Dogz Worthy

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Post #1501 by Tiredretiredlawyer » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:22 pm

RVInit wrote:
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:I broke 4 para rule cuz I couldn't post pics AND cuz DOGZ!!!!!!


Dogz is a good reason to break pretty much any rule. :thumbs:

:bighug:


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Post #1502 by Lani » Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:02 am

I has a happy about my dog today. :dance:

An attorney in my office is babysitting a very senior dog while a close friend has to go to the mainland due to a family emergency. He has to bring the dog to work with him. He was told ok if everyone in the office agreed. I was the last person asked. His office is directly across the hall from mine, so it will have the biggest impact on me.

I said I was fine with that, but it did raise some concerns.
1. He is allowed to bring a dog to work, but I, a woman, am not.
2. He has a higher income than me and now is also getting a benefit that I don't get.
3. As a person with a disability, I have the right under the EEOA to have a support animal at work, but he, without a disability, gets to bring a dog to the office just cuz.

Wish I had taken a photo of his face. :rotflmao: I told him I was being snarky and don't worry about it, but I would like to have the same option he has. And I went about my day.

So a little while later the county attorney made a surprise visit about my "concerns". I laffed, but then thought I'd have more fun. I said I understood the pay inequity as we are on different tracks, but the man is also being given a benefit that I am denied. (Also, a union problem. Bonus points!) The obvious gender inequality. Plus the ADA & EEOA issues. Older female with a disability, what could possibly go wrong?

Again, the look on the guy's face was a wonder to behold. :blink: We wound up talking about how these random decisions create unintended consequences and the importance of discussing such matters with me first (as the civil rights officer). Then we moved on to some unrelated fair housing act issues.

Oh, and by the way, my beloved Ted is now welcomed to come to work with me. :happyfamily:

Realistically, I'm not bringing my dog to work as a regular event. But so long as the old doggie is stuck in an office with a stranger while its owner is away, Ted will be around to keep it company.

All in all, I had fun at work today!


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Post #1503 by Notorial Dissent » Sat Jul 15, 2017 5:00 am

:thumbs: :thumbs:


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Post #1504 by Chilidog » Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:16 am

I could never bring Auggie to work. He'd be chasing after everyone squeezing his squeaky toy until they threw it for him.

Over

And

Over

And

Over

Again.



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Post #1505 by MN-Skeptic » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:26 pm

From my niece's Facebook page -

Outside of a dog, a book is a woman's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.



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Post #1506 by Dr. Caligari » Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:39 pm

MN-Skeptic wrote:From my niece's Facebook page -

Outside of a dog, a book is a woman's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.


That was originally said by Groucho Marx.


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Post #1507 by Notorial Dissent » Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:27 am

And it's just as true today as when he said it all those years ago.


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Post #1508 by Tiredretiredlawyer » Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:39 pm

UPDATE ON SUGAR DOG AND HER STOMACH!
This R rated.

Sugar had a traditional surgery after the first attempt to drain and kill the multiple cysts. Here are the pictures of what was removed AFTER draining one liter of fluid. It is not malignant. I plan to buy my vets a beer to get all the technical details of What the Fuck Is That? It grew from her spleen which is the dark, narrow tissue. It was totally encapsulated and "the size of a soccer ball". This was 2 weeks after draining a liter of fluid.
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Post #1509 by Chilidog » Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:41 pm

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HOLY CPAPAMOLE!!!!



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Post #1510 by Tiredretiredlawyer » Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:43 pm

Chilidog wrote::shock:

HOLY CPAPAMOLE!!!!

Really! She was her sweet, calm self throughout this ordeal beginning spring 2017.


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Post #1511 by Dr. Caligari » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:23 pm

tiredretiredlawyer wrote:It is not malignant.


One of the most beautiful sentences in the English language.


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Post #1512 by Whatever4 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:13 pm

WHAT THE HECK!!!


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Post #1513 by Tiredretiredlawyer » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:14 pm

Dr. Caligari wrote:
tiredretiredlawyer wrote:It is not malignant.


One of the most beautiful sentences in the English language.

Yes!!!


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Post #1514 by Notorial Dissent » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:36 pm

Chilidog wrote::shock:

HOLY CPAPAMOLE!!!!

I'll third that. That is easily the most disgusting thing I think I have seen in memory, and I've seen some disgusting things over the years. If Sugar Dog had that in her stomach, how big is the dog, that had to have been awful for her. I'm so glad it wasn't malignant. Hopefully she is doing well and recovering happily now.


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Re: All Dogz Worthy

Post #1515 by June bug » Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:21 pm

Poor baby! It looks like she swallowed a turkey!!!



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Post #1516 by RVInit » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:59 pm

:shock: Wow. I had a rather large cyst that was brought to heel simply by draining it, and a very large fibroid tumor (benign). But this beats both of mine put together.

I am so happy that it was benign, and I hope she wasn't terribly uncomfortable. Dogs are so special, there is just no doubt about that. I bet she is so relieved. You are a great doggie Mom!


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Post #1517 by Shizzle Popped » Wed Jul 26, 2017 8:13 am

That's absolutely horrifying and is larger than my entire dog! Praying that Sugar is resting comfortably and recovers quickly.


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Post #1518 by Tiredretiredlawyer » Wed Jul 26, 2017 8:23 am

Thank you to all my fogbowzer friends and doggie lovers. :bighug:

Sugar is doing better and is gaining weight. Hubby said she weighed 13 pounds less after the surgery. He was the one who noted the turgidity of her stomach.

Feeding her is a challenge because she did not want regular dog food before surgery and we are trying to fatten her up now. She has a sweet, feminine energy. We are glad she will be with us for a while. :lovestruck:


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Post #1519 by Notorial Dissent » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:03 am

So glad to hear that.


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Post #1520 by Whatever4 » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:33 am

THIRTEEN POUND!?!?

So happy she's rid of that monstrosity. Good girl. :lovestruck:


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Post #1521 by Notorial Dissent » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:28 am

Poor puppy, that sounds hideous, I'm sure she is glad to be rid of it.


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Post #1522 by Chilidog » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:29 am

I'm sure that without that mass in her tummy, she's going to be a lot hungrier.




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