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Post by SueDB » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:10 am

Pesky House Guests??? - Florida woman has a Trumping Solution for obnoxious house guests.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Flor ... 95565.html
A Florida woman who thought her house guests overstayed their welcome was arrested after she shot one of them, authorities said.

Alana Annette Savell, 32, was arrested Monday on a charge of aggravated battery with a firearm, Bay County Sheriff's Office officials said.

A woman told authorities that she had gone to Savell's home with a friend. Savell said they started drinking and were getting too loud, and said she didn't want them in her home.

Savell armed herself with a handgun and started shooting at their feet from the doorway of the home, officials said. The woman was hit in the legs and was taken to a hospital for treatment. Savell's boyfriend was also hit in the leg with a bullet during the shooting, authorities said. .....


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Post by Suranis » Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:50 am

Its sad when bullets come between 2 lovers.


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Post by Skip Intro » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:15 pm

Florida Woman Indicted After Death Threats Sent To Father Of Sandy Hook Victim

Because Alex Jones said it was a false flag, you know.

Screw these crazy people, starting with Jones and his lunatic followers like the Trump family.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ind ... feb0dabf3a


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Post by Domenico » Mon May 01, 2017 2:49 am

Florida Woman agreed to swap sex for $25 and some chicken McNuggets.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 804a561b58



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Post by ArthurWankspittle » Mon May 01, 2017 2:54 am

Domenico wrote:Florida Woman agreed to swap sex for $25 and some chicken McNuggets.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 804a561b58
I have to ask: Do you want fries with that?


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Post by Sam the Centipede » Mon May 01, 2017 5:36 am

Domenico wrote:Florida Woman agreed to swap sex for $25 and some chicken McNuggets.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 804a561b58
From the linked report:
Aussie news wrote:“After a few seconds of bargaining the price for the sexual act we agreed that I would pay $25 and get the female chicken nuggets in exchange for oral sex,” the police report stated.
:confused: How do they determine the gender of a chicken nugget?



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Post by Chilidog » Mon May 01, 2017 6:24 am

Because they weren't rooster nuggets.



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Post by Foggy » Mon May 01, 2017 8:38 am

ArthurWankspittle wrote:
Domenico wrote:Florida Woman agreed to swap sex for $25 and some chicken McNuggets.
I have to ask: Do you want fries with that?
Not fries. Thighs. ;)


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Post by RTH10260 » Thu May 04, 2017 11:45 pm

Woman Hits Herself With Fallen Sprinkler for Phony Workers' Comp Claim

A Florida woman has been filmed making a desperate attempt at compensation fraud in her workplace. Sheyla Veronica White was handed 18months of probation after CCTV caught her hitting herself in the face with a sprinkler head at her Fort Lauderdale office.

The Cinque Terre Energy Partners employee can be seen sat at her computer when the object falls from the ceiling onto her desk nearby.

After a moment's thought, she does something completely unexpected: Picking up the palm-sized piece

The insurance company handling the claim got suspicious and referred the case to Florida's Division of Investigative and Forensic Services. The agency then got hold of CCTV footage and were able to prove that White had fabricated the entire claim. She was convicted for workers' compensation insurance fraud after staging an injury while on the job in August 2016.
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Post by maydijo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:24 pm

That's absolutely disgusting and should be criminal, but I also have to say that Wendy Ryan deserves a visit from the fashion police for wearing that dress.



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Post by RoadScholar » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:17 pm

Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/je ... d062078826


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Post by Northland10 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:13 am

RoadScholar wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:17 pm
Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/je ... d062078826
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


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Post by Suranis » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:28 am

Image

Trying to think of a funny comment, but cant really. She does look like she has been chased by cows.


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Post by Foggy » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:57 am

Heck, she looks like the cows caught her. :shock:


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Post by TollandRCR » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:47 pm

She is utterly devastated. This must be meth, cocaine, or alcohol. Probably not relatives of morphine. The cows had every reason to chase her.


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Post by kate520 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:02 pm

Meth for sure. Those cows really didn’t like her. She must have been sending quite the pheromonal signal.


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Post by Somerset » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:10 pm

TollandRCR wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:47 pm
She is utterly devastated. This must be meth, cocaine, or alcohol. Probably not relatives of morphine. The cows had every reason to chase her.
The article says they found 1.3g of cocaine in the vehicle she fled from.



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Post by Sunrise » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:15 pm

TollandRCR wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:47 pm
She is udderly devastated. This must be meth, cocaine, or alcohol. Probably not relatives of morphine. The cows had every reason to chase her.
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Post by Jim » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:12 pm

kate520 wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:02 pm
Meth for sure. Those cows really didn’t like her. She must have been sending quite the pheromonal signal.
I'd say it's more a case of "get out of here and leave my calf alone" :-D
The herd’s owner, Richard Kondracki, told local station WKMG that he had never seen his bovines act aggressive before but that no one had ever tried to run through the field.

“I think they didn’t realize who they were,” he said. “They panicked. The cows were nervous. That would make me panic — if all those big cows come running at you. They didn’t know them. They don’t know if they’re there to hurt them, or steal one of the babies.”



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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:31 am

Foggy wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:57 am
Heck, she looks like the cows caught her. :shock:
At least she's wearing the new, high fashion thin eyebrows style, just like Rhianna.


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Post by Sam the Centipede » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:27 am

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:31 am
Foggy wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:57 am
Heck, she looks like the cows caught her. :shock:
At least she's wearing the new, high fashion thin eyebrows style, just like Rhianna.
You're not going to comment on her smokey eyes, the oeil du jour? ;)



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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:10 pm

Sam the Centipede wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:27 am
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:31 am
Foggy wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:57 am
Heck, she looks like the cows caught her. :shock:
At least she's wearing the new, high fashion thin eyebrows style, just like Rhianna.
You're not going to comment on her smokey eyes, the oeil du jour? ;)
I'm no comedian! :-D


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Post by Whip » Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:54 pm

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:10 pm
Sam the Centipede wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:27 am
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:31 am


At least she's wearing the new, high fashion thin eyebrows style, just like Rhianna.
You're not going to comment on her smokey eyes, the oeil du jour? ;)
I'm no comedian! :-D
there's nothing funny about smokey eye syndrome.



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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:40 pm

:lol:


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