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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Mon May 01, 2017 9:17 am

Northland10 wrote:If he was playing the Sabre Dance over and over again, that could be quite maddening. As a musician, I can usually turn off people playing the same thing repeatedly. You have to it or you will be driven insane by others practicing. However, listening to the Sabre Dance over and over again might trigger some repressed memory from when I played the violin part in High School.

I have no clue why the xylophone was in the kitchen.
If he was playing the Sabre Dance he's lucky she used grease and not a kitchen knife. Of course maybe it was what he SAID not what he was PLAYING that caused her to...wait for it...grease him.


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Post by Domenico » Sat May 06, 2017 5:18 am

Child-porn website creator accidentally reveals IP address, leading to 870 arrests

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-06/p ... ed/8502626
The full scale of an investigation into a worldwide paedophile ring has been released by the FBI and Europol after the creator of a child pornography website was sentenced to more than 30 years in prison.

Florida man Steven Chase, 58, was this week sentenced in a North Carolina federal courtroom on multiple child pornography and child exploitation charges, the FBI said.



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Post by Paul Lentz » Sat May 27, 2017 10:48 am

Too good to pass up:

Naked Florida man steals $25K swan sculpture

I mean, this story has it all:

--a "Florida Man"
--nudity
--a 5-gallon bucket hiding frontal view on video
--a huge, checkered statue of a swan, worth $25,000

Follow-up: the swan was found yesterday, undamaged. The man and stolen truck were found several days ago. Man arrested, truck impounded. Man refused to reveal location of swan or the underlying motivation for naked swan-stealing. While the hunt for the missing swan statue was still ongoing, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said, "Look folks. Where are you going to hide a five-foot tall, checkered swan? If someone's harboring this swan and not telling us, we're going to put them in jail. And we hope when we find them, they have clothes on."


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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat May 27, 2017 12:30 pm

Paul Lentz wrote:Too good to pass up:

Naked Florida man steals $25K swan sculpture

I mean, this story has it all:

--a "Florida Man"
--nudity
--a 5-gallon bucket hiding frontal view on video
--a huge, checkered statue of a swan, worth $25,000

Follow-up: the swan was found yesterday, undamaged. The man and stolen truck were found several days ago. Man arrested, truck impounded. Man refused to reveal location of swan or the underlying motivation for naked swan-stealing. While the hunt for the missing swan statue was still ongoing, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said, "Look folks. Where are you going to hide a five-foot tall, checkered swan? If someone's harboring this swan and not telling us, we're going to put them in jail. And we hope when we find them, they have clothes on."
Here. Hold my beer....


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Post by Skip Intro » Mon May 29, 2017 12:20 pm

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Post by GlimDropper » Mon May 29, 2017 7:50 pm

He should have used a driver.



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Post by MN-Skeptic » Mon May 29, 2017 7:57 pm

GlimDropper wrote:He should have used a driver.
:coffeescreen:


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Post by Skip Intro » Mon May 29, 2017 7:58 pm

:like:

I can't believe it took all day for someone to post that.


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Post by Notorial Dissent » Tue May 30, 2017 3:19 am

Sorry picture.


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Post by kate520 » Tue May 30, 2017 9:49 am

Yeah. Seriously sorry. I thought he was some guy going to an audition for a live action Flintstones sequel before I saw the caption.


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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Tue May 30, 2017 9:52 am

Someone pointed out on Twitter he was described as "black" on his intake sheet as opposed to mixed race when he was at the top of his game. Good point.


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Post by MRich » Tue May 30, 2017 1:46 pm

More info on Tiger Woods:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/30/us/tiger- ... w-details/
Jupiter, Florida, police discovered Woods early Monday on the side of the road, with his 2015 Mercedes-Benz running, its brake lights illuminated and right turn signal flashing, according to the arrest report released Tuesday. He was by himself and wearing his seat belt.
...
In a statement to CNN and other media outlets, Woods, currently rehabbing from back surgery, said he did not realize the mix of medications "had affected me so strongly."

"I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions," Woods said.



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Post by rpenner » Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:06 pm


Looks like Florida Man is practicing medicine without a license.



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Post by Northland10 » Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:57 pm

Here appears to be quite the ass.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninter ... od/2326256
Offensive signs cause stir in St. Petersburg's Old Northeast neighborhood

ST. PETERSBURG — Behind the fuchsia flowers and the bubbling fountain, the signs broadcast their messages in black capitals: No fags. No Jews. No infidels. No retards. The last sign, an allusion to President Donald Trump's campaign slogan, bore only the words "… Great again!"

On Saturday evening, the signs appeared in front of 303 27th Ave. N. Neighbors bristled in response. They posted frantically on the neighborhood forum, trying to figure out how to get the signs taken down. Cars doubled back past the house as people stopped to gawk and snap photos. By Sunday evening, the signs were gone, but for the neighborhood, the damage had been done.
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Post by Northland10 » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:00 pm

and there was this in the article above:
The white and green house where the signs were posted is owned by Roland Price, according to property records. Police have been called to the address 44 times since 2004 for reasons including aggravated assault, noise complaints, criminal mischief, theft and domestic incidents.
Lovely.


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Post by Foggy » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:14 pm

He seems nice!


... and how does that make you feel?
What is it you're trying to say?
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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:37 pm

Foggy wrote:He seems nice!
I am glad he lives in Florida and not on the Fogbow.


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Post by Notorial Dissent » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:50 pm

Sounds like just the sort of charming individual you want to retire and move next to. NOT!!!!


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Post by Whip » Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:14 pm

thought I fell into the zimmerman thread for a minute.



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Post by GlimDropper » Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:42 pm

How many men use a gun as a substitute penis? This guy might need a substitute penis because of his gun:
JACKSONVILLE — A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the groin when he sat down on a gun in the driver’s seat in his car.

Several television news stations report that the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says the man ran into his girlfriend’s house Friday after the gun discharged. She saw that he had a wound in his groin and took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

The sheriff’s office said the 38-year-old man has a previous conviction for cocaine possession and may now face charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

http://www.dailycommercial.com/news/201 ... f-in-groin



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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:06 pm

GlimDropper wrote:How many men use a gun as a substitute penis? This guy might need a substitute penis because of his gun:
JACKSONVILLE — A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the groin when he sat down on a gun in the driver’s seat in his car.

Several television news stations report that the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says the man ran into his girlfriend’s house Friday after the gun discharged. She saw that he had a wound in his groin and took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

The sheriff’s office said the 38-year-old man has a previous conviction for cocaine possession and may now face charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

http://www.dailycommercial.com/news/201 ... f-in-groin
...but not of a penis.


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Post by ArthurWankspittle » Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:12 pm

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
GlimDropper wrote:How many men use a gun as a substitute penis? This guy might need a substitute penis because of his gun:
JACKSONVILLE — A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the groin when he sat down on a gun in the driver’s seat in his car.

Several television news stations report that the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says the man ran into his girlfriend’s house Friday after the gun discharged. She saw that he had a wound in his groin and took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

The sheriff’s office said the 38-year-old man has a previous conviction for cocaine possession and may now face charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

http://www.dailycommercial.com/news/201 ... f-in-groin
...but not of a penis.
It might be too short to be legal.


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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:15 pm

ArthurWankspittle wrote:
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
GlimDropper wrote:How many men use a gun as a substitute penis? This guy might need a substitute penis because of his gun:
...but not of a penis.
It might be too short to be legal.
I await the legal specifications.......


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Post by noblepa » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:56 pm

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
GlimDropper wrote:How many men use a gun as a substitute penis? This guy might need a substitute penis because of his gun:
JACKSONVILLE — A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the groin when he sat down on a gun in the driver’s seat in his car.

Several television news stations report that the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says the man ran into his girlfriend’s house Friday after the gun discharged. She saw that he had a wound in his groin and took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

The sheriff’s office said the 38-year-old man has a previous conviction for cocaine possession and may now face charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

http://www.dailycommercial.com/news/201 ... f-in-groin
...but not of a penis.
... or a brain.



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