Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman - hopelessly incompetent smear merchants

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I see he read my post about his 9s looking the same so didn't sign and date it this time. :rotflmao:

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That goggie is just so adorable! :lovestruck: :lovestruck: :lovestruck:

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Collin Raye:

That's my story and I'm stickin' too it.

actually, its goddamn funny.

I would love to see Ms. cruz drag that idiot around by his itty bitty

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We really need to get them to have a Press Conference about Devin Nunes and his Cow. It would be funny in its own right, Devin would most definitely sue him and for once Virginia would be the right venue.

Hell, I'll buy the donuts for that Presser.
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So Milo is LARPing as a pimp, and the other two are busy writing scripts for Law and Order now?

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Why Cruz? What happened to the dealer?

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pipistrelle wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:24 pm
Why Cruz? What happened to the dealer?
I know right? I was hoping to get his number, you know Speaker Pelosi gets premo stuff...
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pipistrelle wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:24 pm
Why Cruz? What happened to the dealer?
I know right? I was hoping to get his number, you know Speaker Pelosi gets premo stuff...
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Lt. Root Beer is my favorite too also! Probably better the 669th wasn't there, Milo's coat looked like it had fleas. Burkman, put a damn (flea) collar on Milo already :lol:
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"7. My name is Kay Feller and this is my story."

Can we see the birth certificate, please ? :)

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Looked like a low rent cheesey yard sale to me. I 'm sure the neighbors are well and truly over it.
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RTH10260 wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:48 pm
"7. My name is Kay Feller and this is my story."

Can we see the birth certificate, please ? :)
I'm thinking more like "okay fellers, is this good enough?"
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Foggy wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:18 pm
Lt. Root Beer is the most ravishingly beeyooteefull sausage goggie what ever lived.

That goggie is just so adorable! :lovestruck: :lovestruck: :lovestruck:
:lovestruck: Lt. Root Beer is adorable!

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So, was the pissed off "neighbor" legit or a Wohl-Burkman-Milo plant? He was a bit too quick on his Pelosi comeback and to defend Burkman's free speech too also.
To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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I had the sense that he was, but its impossible to know for sure. He seemed to be reluctant to yell at Burkman even when he was standing at the window, even though he kept saying he would do that later.

That fucker with the bullhorm really needed his ass kicked, though. That was out of line.
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Suranis wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:54 am
That fucker with the bullhorm really needed his ass kicked, though. That was out of line.
Agreed. The foghorn was a bit much because I couldn't hear what was being said. Annoyed me and disrupted my enjoyment of the s-show.
To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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Zachary Petrizzo did homework on the latest Burkman presser-scam and sheds light on perhaps why they walked-away from the Pelosi drug allegation. He interviewed Jack's clients.

Although I'm still throwing up a bit in my mouth picturing a swinging Ted Cruz.

https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/jack-bu ... jacob-wohl
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It's bad when your scams start falling apart before you can even get them launched. With this pair that seems to be par for the course.
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Suranis wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:54 am
That fucker with the bullhorm really needed his ass kicked, though. That was out of line.
It was out of line—it should've been a very loud siren! It should've been so loud that no one could hear anything!
When asked if Burkman’s political smears help the Lakes Treatment Center, Cattaneo replied, “quite frankly, I need a big mouth, he appears to have a big mouth, big mouths aren’t always bad.”
It's fuckers like the Lakes Treatment Center who should have the hammer dropped on them. They're the ones who are helping to sponsor his grift. Which further suggests that Burkman doesn't care how incompetent his shtick looks. His goals are 1) attention 2) the production of right-wing chum & 3) grift—and at a half million or more dollars a year he's a success.

"Ignore the trolls" isn't always a workable strategy, but in this case, I think fewer people doing free PR by broadcasting Burkman's charades and more people investigating his connections and finances would be better for everyone.
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Arraignment continued until Dec. 9th.
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New charge for Wohl. Securities fraud.
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I betcha there was a chorus of 'Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...' in Milo's head.

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It is kind of a phucked up room where Milo is the one with the most credibility.
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Onward to the next hitjob

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To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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^ A day late and a dollar short.

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