Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman - hopelessly incompetent smear merchants

[Whip]

Dear Penthouse...

I see he read my post about his 9s looking the same so didn't sign and date it this time.

[Gregg]

Lt. Root Beer is the most ravishingly beeyooteefull sausage goggie what ever lived.

That goggie is just so adorable!

Quit trying to suck up to me, I'll do things to your shoes that will give you nightmares.

[sad-cafe]

Collin Raye:

That's my story and I'm stickin' too it.

actually, its goddamn funny.

I would love to see Ms. cruz drag that idiot around by his itty bitty

[Gregg]

We really need to get them to have a Press Conference about Devin Nunes and his Cow. It would be funny in its own right, Devin would most definitely sue him and for once Virginia would be the right venue.

Hell, I'll buy the donuts for that Presser.

[Azastan]

So Milo is LARPing as a pimp, and the other two are busy writing scripts for Law and Order now?

[pipistrelle]

Why Cruz? What happened to the dealer?

[Frater I*I]

Why Cruz? What happened to the dealer?

I know right? I was hoping to get his number, you know Speaker Pelosi gets premo stuff...

[Frater I*I]

Why Cruz? What happened to the dealer?

I know right? I was hoping to get his number, you know Speaker Pelosi gets premo stuff...

[Orlylicious]

Lt. Root Beer is my favorite too also! Probably better the 669th wasn't there, Milo's coat looked like it had fleas. Burkman, put a damn (flea) collar on Milo already

ABBC3_OFFTOPIC

Paul Vogt, who was playing Amos on the tour when it stopped in Chicago last May, gave the funniest and most moving fundraising speech (for Broadway Cares) I have ever heard.

ABBC3_OFFTOPIC

Paul is hilarious! He took over as Edna Turnblad in Hairspray like 2006 or 2007, he was awesome. Love that show. He's great in Chicago, nicest guy too.

[RTH10260]

"7. My name is Kay Feller and this is my story."

Can we see the birth certificate, please ?

[Notorial Dissent]

Looked like a low rent cheesey yard sale to me. I 'm sure the neighbors are well and truly over it.

[tek]

"7. My name is Kay Feller and this is my story."

Can we see the birth certificate, please ?

I'm thinking more like "okay fellers, is this good enough?"

[jemcanada]

Lt. Root Beer is the most ravishingly beeyooteefull sausage goggie what ever lived.

That goggie is just so adorable!

Lt. Root Beer is adorable!

[neonzx]

So, was the pissed off "neighbor" legit or a Wohl-Burkman-Milo plant? He was a bit too quick on his Pelosi comeback and to defend Burkman's free speech too also.

[Suranis]

I had the sense that he was, but its impossible to know for sure. He seemed to be reluctant to yell at Burkman even when he was standing at the window, even though he kept saying he would do that later.

That fucker with the bullhorm really needed his ass kicked, though. That was out of line.

[neonzx]

That fucker with the bullhorm really needed his ass kicked, though. That was out of line.

Agreed. The foghorn was a bit much because I couldn't hear what was being said. Annoyed me and disrupted my enjoyment of the s-show.

[neonzx]

Zachary Petrizzo did homework on the latest Burkman presser-scam and sheds light on perhaps why they walked-away from the Pelosi drug allegation. He interviewed Jack's clients.

Although I'm still throwing up a bit in my mouth picturing a swinging Ted Cruz.

https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/jack-bu ... jacob-wohl

[Notorial Dissent]

It's bad when your scams start falling apart before you can even get them launched. With this pair that seems to be par for the course.

[voxpopuluxe]

That fucker with the bullhorm really needed his ass kicked, though. That was out of line.

It was out of line—it should've been a very loud siren! It should've been so loud that no one could hear anything!

When asked if Burkman’s political smears help the Lakes Treatment Center, Cattaneo replied, “quite frankly, I need a big mouth, he appears to have a big mouth, big mouths aren’t always bad.”

It's fuckers like the Lakes Treatment Center who should have the hammer dropped on them. They're the ones who are helping to sponsor his grift. Which further suggests that Burkman doesn't care how incompetent his shtick looks. His goals are 1) attention 2) the production of right-wing chum & 3) grift—and at a half million or more dollars a year he's a success.

"Ignore the trolls" isn't always a workable strategy, but in this case, I think fewer people doing free PR by broadcasting Burkman's charades and more people investigating his connections and finances would be better for everyone.

[Volkonski]

Arraignment continued until Dec. 9th.

[Volkonski]

New charge for Wohl. Securities fraud.

[Photoguy]

I betcha there was a chorus of 'Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...' in Milo's head.

[Gregg]

It is kind of a phucked up room where Milo is the one with the most credibility.

[neonzx]

Onward to the next hitjob

https://
mobile.twitter.com/Jack_Burkman/status/1187475805502197761

Jack Burkman@Jack_Burkman
This is the letter that we sent to Katie Hill staffers on Tuesday

We are calling on whistleblowers to come forward and tell us more about Katie Hill’

[Photoguy]

^ A day late and a dollar short.