Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman - hopelessly incompetent smear merchants

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I'm a little disappointed that they didn't claim the marine was the Big Dog's illegitimate child. (Too also.)
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Sterny is pleased.
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So Dominatrix Liz made the poor Marine boy whip her? Pretty much all my BDSM knowledge comes from 50 Shades of Nonsense, but that seems a tad... wrong.

But I love her even more now. :clap:
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ABBC3_OFFTOPIC
Notorial Dissent wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:11 pm
Is that the sound of crickets I hear? For some reason I thought they'd hired a venue.
No! It's the sound of my egg cooker alarm :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

egg-cactly as I was reading your post the alarm went off - four hard cooked eggs are awaiting my attention :dance:

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Flatpointhigh wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:46 pm
:notworthy: :cheer1: :cheer:
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So another resounding success then. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I hope they paid the poor boy for his embarrassment and humiliation of getting involved with those two losers.
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Notorial Dissent wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:53 pm
So another resounding success then. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I hope they paid the poor boy for his embarrassment and humiliation of getting involved with those two losers.
Quite sure they are using the Trump Accounts Payable system.
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Oh! My! :rotflmao:
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To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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ABBC3_SPOILER_SHOW
Will Sommer✔@willsommer

The owner of the escort agency that Jacob Wohl's fake Warren accuser said he worked for disputes the story and says he would never employ the alleged escort — He's "not up to caliber to work at our agency."

According to the owner of Cowboys4Angels, the Jacob Wohl-fueled conspiracy is — as expected — all lies
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/cu ... cy-894637/
To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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At least they provide something to make into Twitter entertainment. They also gave media something to write about that was not impeachment or whether Clemson or Alabama should be ranked #1.

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neonzx wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 7:34 pm
:rotflmao:

:think:
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Here is a periscope video of the ... press conference.
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BdGYeDDwOMGX#

The attendees had fun. :lol:
To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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neonzx wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:22 pm
Here is a periscope video of the ... press conference.
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BdGYeDDwOMGX#

The attendees had fun. :lol:
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neonzx wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:22 pm
Here is a periscope video of the ... press conference.
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BdGYeDDwOMGX#

The attendees had fun. :lol:
I cannot figure out who Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber think their target audience might be. It certainly isn't the groups who turn up to laugh at their expense.

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neonzx wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:48 pm
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I'd love to see someone pull up in a mini van and calmly swipe the TV monitor before they come out. Take the TV, leave the donuts.

Would any of the 'spectators' even try to stop you? Would any help you carry it to the van? Maybe "Acme TV Repo" coveralls and Elmer Fudd masks?
I so wish they'd do this goofy shit where I live.
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neonzx wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 7:53 pm
ABBC3_SPOILER_SHOW
Will Sommer✔@willsommer

The owner of the escort agency that Jacob Wohl's fake Warren accuser said he worked for disputes the story and says he would never employ the alleged escort — He's "not up to caliber to work at our agency."

According to the owner of Cowboys4Angels, the Jacob Wohl-fueled conspiracy is — as expected — all lies
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/cu ... cy-894637/
SN - A - A - P talk about getting shut/shot down! D A A M N!! :rotflmao:
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But over 250,000 views in less than 6 hours, almost as many as a Taitz Report. For raw PR, that's a hell of a return for a few boxes of Dunkin Donuts and a tiny lying escort.


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That was a very entertaining 38 minutes. I really liked the verdict of the crowd "we really wish it were true!"

I mean, seriously, the poor guy they paid to do the thing could not believe what he was reading. I mean, I dont blame him, hell throw a couple of hundred bucks at me and I'd probably do it too.
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Suranis wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:52 pm
That was a very entertaining 38 minutes. I really liked the verdict of the crowd "we really wish it were true!"

I mean, seriously, the poor guy they paid to do the thing could not believe what he was reading. I mean, I dont blame him, hell throw a couple of hundred bucks at me and I'd probably do it too.
I dunno, didn't they offer several thousand dollars to the girl in one of their earlier scams?
And I totally believe they're banned from the Holiday Inn. Kennedy's can hold press conferences in driveways, everyone else needs to get a room somewhere.
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:rotflmao:

How do you think 21 year old Jacob and the 25 year old tiny escort got the gig? Jack's zipper knows (and so does Jim Hoft at the Gateway House of Boys and Pundits). :lol:

PS: I hadn't realized it, the escort agency is in Fort Lauderdale! At least the cell number 954 is SoFl. Just saw some guys I know, oh yeah, they are all straight. 8-)

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PPS: Who is this "Jay" from Hungary? Doesn't he look a LOT like, um, Jacob? :lol:
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