Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

[bill_g]

Adam Frisch is running again!

https://time.com/6287766/lauren-boebert ... 2024-race/

[Gregg]

Her chances of Re-election "have been in serious jeopardy" since she barely made it back into the House by the skin of her teeth. To the point that everyone thought the other guy won for a few days.

She's too arrogant to care.

At this point she needs to be more concerned about her future as a Televangilist, which I think she's been working on for a few years. She has a very polished Christian-Nationanlist spiel that she gives on the regular and the money in her own Joel Olsteen copycat is Yuge.

But some of the audience frowns on public sex acts at family friendly events. They would have been perfectly fine with the lobby "Full Karen" comeplete with 'Do you know who I am" and even a modified "Call the manager (Police)", hell that's a plus with most of them, but the hand job on aisle 5 A and B is a bridge too far.

[Slim Cognito]

There's a helluva lot of us who've been through difficult divorces and we managed to act respectable in public.

Fuck her. (I said act respectable in public.)

[RVInit]

Her chances of Re-election "have been in serious jeopardy" since she barely made it back into the House by the skin of her teeth. To the point that everyone thought the other guy won for a few days.

She's too arrogant to care.

At this point she needs to be more concerned about her future as a Televangilist, which I think she's been working on for a few years. She has a very polished Christian-Nationanlist spiel that she gives on the regular and the money in her own Joel Olsteen copycat is Yuge.

But some of the audience frowns on public sex acts at family friendly events. They would have been perfectly fine with the lobby "Full Karen" comeplete with 'Do you know who I am" and even a modified "Call the manager (Police)", hell that's a plus with most of them, but the hand job on aisle 5 A and B is a bridge too far.

I wonder if crying and begging forgiveness will work. She just may be shit outta luck as misogyny will probably preclude her ability to pull a Jimmy Swaggart successfully.

[pipistrelle]

So far I've seen every defense from "video is Photoshopped" (!) to "that wasn't a sex act!".

[pipistrelle]

There's a helluva lot of us who've been through difficult divorces and we managed to act respectable in public.

Fuck her. (I said act respectable in public.)

But there's also the hayseed defense of "anxiety of being in a new environment." Anxiety meant she didn't know vaping, groping, photography, and singing along aren't allowed in a theater, even after other patrons and security dropped some hints.

[Gregg]

There's a helluva lot of us who've been through difficult divorces and we managed to act respectable in public.

Fuck her. (I said act respectable in public.)

But there's also the hayseed defense of "anxiety of being in a new environment." Anxiety meant she didn't know vaping, groping, photography, and singing along aren't allowed in a theater, even after other patrons and security dropped some hints.

In her defense she's never been out in an adult situation before. the closest she's come to public decorum lessons was going to the State of the Union with EmptyGee.

[noblepa]

There's a helluva lot of us who've been through difficult divorces and we managed to act respectable in public.

Fuck her. (I said act respectable in public.)

But there's also the hayseed defense of "anxiety of being in a new environment." Anxiety meant she didn't know vaping, groping, photography, and singing along aren't allowed in a theater, even after other patrons and security dropped some hints.

Maybe she thought it was like The Rocky Horror Show, where the audience is expected to sing along and dance in the aisles.

[pipistrelle]

There's a helluva lot of us who've been through difficult divorces and we managed to act respectable in public.

Fuck her. (I said act respectable in public.)

But there's also the hayseed defense of "anxiety of being in a new environment." Anxiety meant she didn't know vaping, groping, photography, and singing along aren't allowed in a theater, even after other patrons and security dropped some hints.

Maybe she thought it was like The Rocky Horror Show, where the audience is expected to sing along and dance in the aisles.

The anxiety of being in the new environment (a theater) made her fail to notice she was the only one.

[northland10]

At this point she needs to be more concerned about her future as a Televangilist, which I think she's been working on for a few years. She has a very polished Christian-Nationanlist spiel that she gives on the regular and the money in her own Joel Olsteen copycat is Yuge.

But some of the audience frowns on public sex acts at family friendly events. They would have been perfectly fine with the lobby "Full Karen" comeplete with 'Do you know who I am" and even a modified "Call the manager (Police)", hell that's a plus with most of them, but the hand job on aisle 5 A and B is a bridge too far.

I wonder if crying and begging forgiveness will work. She just may be shit outta luck as misogyny will probably preclude her ability to pull a Jimmy Swaggart successfully.

I was thinking the same. The televangelist world often does not have much concern about inappropriate, and basically sinful, behavior but that normally applies only to men. Women, especially in their world, are held to a different standard.

I suspect that some of her right-wing married male supporters are voting for her because they are, as scripture refers to it, committing adultery in their hearts.

[Chilidog]

she’s not that good looking

[bob]

There's also politics: Boebert allegedly holds a leadership position in the Freedumb Caucus.

It would be a shame if the current speaker decided to freeze her out.

(Boebert never voted for McCarthy; she voted only "present" at the end.)

[pipistrelle]

she’s not that good looking

Amen

[pipistrelle]

At this point she needs to be more concerned about her future as a Televangilist, which I think she's been working on for a few years. She has a very polished Christian-Nationanlist spiel that she gives on the regular and the money in her own Joel Olsteen copycat is Yuge.

But some of the audience frowns on public sex acts at family friendly events. They would have been perfectly fine with the lobby "Full Karen" comeplete with 'Do you know who I am" and even a modified "Call the manager (Police)", hell that's a plus with most of them, but the hand job on aisle 5 A and B is a bridge too far.

I wonder if crying and begging forgiveness will work. She just may be shit outta luck as misogyny will probably preclude her ability to pull a Jimmy Swaggart successfully.

I was thinking the same. The televangelist world often does not have much concern about inappropriate, and basically sinful, behavior but that normally applies only to men. Women, especially in their world, are held to a different standard.

I suspect that some of her right-wing married male supporters are voting for her because they are, as scripture refers to it, committing adultery in their hearts.

Yeah, and let’s not forget the guy’s behavior was as bad. He’s not a congress person though.

(Some twitterers called him a “boy toy,” but he’s older.)

[Gregg]

I'm trying to take the high road here, and refer to him as "Paying Customer" but you know, I'm classy like that.

[somerset]

I'm trying to take the high road here, and refer to him as "Paying Customer" but you know, I'm classy like that.

You assume he was the one paying

[pipistrelle]

I'm trying to take the high road here, and refer to him as "Paying Customer" but you know, I'm classy like that.

You assume he was the one paying

Twitter’s question: Which was the escort?

[SuzieC]

she’s not that good looking

She has that trailer trash slutty look that the right-wingers love.

Apologies to trailer trash sluts everywhere. I'm sure most of them are fine people.

[sad-cafe]

There's a helluva lot of us who've been through difficult divorces and we managed to act respectable in public.

Fuck her. (I said act respectable in public.)

HELL ...some of us have the stress of marriage ( going on 34-I ain't changin now)

[Kriselda Gray]

So far I've seen every defense from "video is Photoshopped" (!) to "that wasn't a sex act!".

I wasn't attempting to defend her by suggesting it was photoshopped. I was trying to protect "us" from falling doing what the right does all the time in blindly accepting whatever someone says/shows them and falling further down the rabbit hole in the process.

[Gregg]

So far I've seen every defense from "video is Photoshopped" (!) to "that wasn't a sex act!".

I wasn't attempting to defend her by suggesting it was photoshopped. I was trying to protect "us" from falling doing what the right does all the time in blindly accepting whatever someone says/shows them and falling further down the rabbit hole in the process.

Marge hanging the Porn Hb sign in front of BoBo's Office (which is fake) got me today. I totally bought it was real for several hours.

[Resume18]

she’s not that good looking

Nope.

[bob]

IIRC, a local news station obtained the camera footage (because the city owns the theater and its footage is a public record).

So while it is possible someone manipulated the footage, it would relatively easy to compare it to the source footage.

I've seen several claims on the bird site that the footage was manipulated, but people there lurve to make evidence-free claims.

[pipistrelle]

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“Boebert’s date was a Soros funded Deep State agent, but even if he wasn’t this whole thing was clearly a set up” Liz doesn’t even believe what she is saying. She just has to say something to defend the latest Republican caught in a scandal.

[bill_g]

And now alternative facts about Bobo's activities in the theatre that evening ...