CAI IRVIN: Everything's a CaiSpiracy, maaan

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CAI IRVIN: Everything's a CaiSpiracy, maaan

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Post by L00Kit » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:24 pm

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Mimi brought Cai Irvin to our attention here and boy howdy is Cai ever the True Patriot. Cai plans to rally at an anti-Muslim protest in Phoenix October 9-10; a local protest that's part of the "Global Rally for Humanity" network which has scheduled mosque protests in nearly every state plus Australia on those same days.

Cai then plans to swing by Texas and hook up with very extremely explosively angry Jon Ritzheimer, then both will lead a convoy to Michigan to arrest Senator Debbie Stabenow. Cai vows he shall not return until this thing is done.
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Today Cai has a new call-to-action video addressed to "the collective," begging all True Patriots to "Flood the Supreme Court in Washington, D.C. and ask for the indictment for all the senators and politicians who voted and brokered the Iranian nuke deal." Now, I'm certainly no rocket-surgeon lawyer so that's prolly why I wasn't aware the Supreme Court could issue indictments of politicians we don't like. Good to know!

For those without Facebook, streaming audio of entire 2-minute video:



Money quote:
"The pandemic of patriot videos is impeccable, ladies and gentlemen!"
Facebook video:
https://www.facebook.com/10649716303660 ... 500591370/
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Post by mimi » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:46 pm

By any standard, that was boring. I doubt he inspired any Patriot at all with that. :yawn:



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Post by RoadScholar » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:49 pm

Uh, Cai? Marijuana and revolutionary fervor don't mix. Man. :talktothehand:


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Post by L00Kit » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:09 pm

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CAI IRVIN ADDRESS TO THE U.S.A. - Friday September 25, 2015

Ladies and gentlemen! Streaming audio of full 15-minute video!



Ladies and gentlemen! Highlights!
• Ladies and gentlemen!
• Unfarthin...unfarka...unfathomable!
• I'm calling you out, Anderson Cooper! You can find me on Facebook! You want to use your cunning wit?? Let's have a battle of wits, sir!

• Ladies and gentlemen!
• I am no leader!
• I am inclined to believe that our world leaders have watched at least one of mine or Ritzheimer's videos.

• We are in the midst of World War III!
• We are law-abiding citizens! We do not set cars on fire in Baltimore!
• And Anderson Cooper, if you wanna fight with your wit and you want to bring your mouth to my doorstep, I would greatly accept and I would dance circles around you, sir!

• Ladies and gentlemen!
• Where's the voice of the people!
• I have been a voice for so long!

• I ask that you guys start thinking logically as I get attacked for asking for donations!
• What if you got arrested?? Wouldn't it be great if we could just make your bond???
• If you feel you need to donate; the links are right up there.
Ladies and gentlemen! Cai's Pointy Finger of Truth©!
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Ladies and gentlemen! Link to video!
https://www.facebook.com/10649716303660 ... 0423839611
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Post by Flatpointhigh » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:42 pm

Stupidity is a talent for misconception - E.A.Poe



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Post by gatsby » Fri Sep 25, 2015 4:09 pm

What if you got arrested?? Wouldn't it be great if we could just make your bond???
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Post by gatsby » Fri Sep 25, 2015 4:32 pm

... the Bilderberg companies ...
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Post by mimi » Fri Sep 25, 2015 4:52 pm

Cai really shouldn't challenge anybody to 'a battle of wits' when he is unarmed.

:doh:



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Post by Slarti the White » Fri Sep 25, 2015 5:30 pm

mimi wrote:Cai really shouldn't challenge anybody to 'a battle of wits' when he is unarmed.

:doh:
Unlegged too also, I would say. Real black knight material.


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Post by kubu island » Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:40 pm

And his glasses are filthy. Probably likes it like that so he doesn't have a clear picture of his reflection in the mirror.

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Post by Jerry Mander » Thu May 30, 2019 9:02 pm

QNut Cai Irvin has taken to singing in clown make up for some reason.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Note to Cai: You are an awful singer, and tone deaf in more ways than one. Don’t quit your day job, assuming you have one.




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Post by scirreeve » Thu May 30, 2019 10:59 pm

I didn't know there was a Cai thread here. I check on that nut sometimes.



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Post by Jerry Mander » Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:53 pm

Happy ThanQsgiving from Q-nut Qai.





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