CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

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Post by Estiveo » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:21 am

Grumpy Old Guy wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:07 am
pipistrelle wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:03 am
A private investigator is willing to engage in harassment?
He might find a poot investigator for whom licenses and competence are tyranny, but payment is mandatory.

That last part will be the killer.
Well, y'know Jamey Landin is said to be investigamating the Las Vegas shooting...he might just be the private eyeball that ol' Sporky needs and deserves.


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Post by ArthurWankspittle » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:54 am

Gregg wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:47 am
if I can afford to find out about it.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Well, so much for that.
Our underwear is safe for now. :eek2:


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Post by Notorial Dissent » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:19 pm

Again per my comment about Sporky's follow through, I don't think anyone is in imminent danger unless they happen to trip over him or some such. Getting organized and being coherent are two of his daily struggles, along with get his shoes on the right feet and finding someone to tie them for him, and I suspect the whole feeding himself issue is a problem too.


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Post by Hercule Parrot » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:25 pm

lurkyloo wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:45 pm
Sporky has posted the transcript of his trial.

http://themightyswordamericasdeadlysins ... 5.html?m=1
:shock:
It all seems to be small image pdfs, one page at a time, surrounded by his rambling. Do we have these documents in a more coherent form, anyone? Bueller....?



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Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

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Post by thearmbarkid » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:44 pm

Foggy wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:01 am
He'll soon realize that every nickel he saves up in order to pay a private eye to find out what color underwear his enemies wear is another nickel he can't spend on that sweet, sweet methamphetamine.

Then he'll buy a new bindle and write another scary blog post like this one. :-
He'll find out pretty quickly that $400-600 per hour plus expenses (the going rate for a PI in Iowa) adds up fast.



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Post by thearmbarkid » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:50 pm

I knew it wouldn't take Sporky long to latch onto this story.

https://themightyswordamericasdeadlysin ... tybut.html



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Post by pipistrelle » Thu Nov 23, 2017 1:10 pm

thearmbarkid wrote:
Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:50 pm
I knew it wouldn't take Sporky long to latch onto this story.

https://themightyswordamericasdeadlysin ... tybut.html
To those not savvy enough to pick out the true news in articles like this these days, have no fear...I'm here to assist you, per usual.
Nothing like insulting people's intelligence to get them on your side.



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Post by Suranis » Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:47 am

It works for the Scientology "Personality Test."


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Post by thearmbarkid » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:12 pm

pipistrelle wrote:
Thu Nov 23, 2017 1:10 pm
thearmbarkid wrote:
Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:50 pm
I knew it wouldn't take Sporky long to latch onto this story.

https://themightyswordamericasdeadlysin ... tybut.html
To those not savvy enough to pick out the true news in articles like this these days, have no fear...I'm here to assist you, per usual.
Nothing like insulting people's intelligence to get them on your side.
Reading Sporky's play by play of his case, this shouldn't be a shock. His smug, unearned sense of superiority, combined with his unending sense of entitlement, is astounding in its scope.



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Post by Notorial Dissent » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:30 am

I'm still immensely surprised that someone hasn't beaten him to a bloody pulp, at the very least. I can't imagine even being in the same vicinity as him without having a bad reaction.


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Post by thearmbarkid » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:02 pm

Oh look, now Sporky's mailing threats to the county attorney and the Attorney General of the state of Iowa...apologize and send me money, or else! https://themightyswordamericasdeadlysin ... tters.html



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Post by raicha » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:24 pm

In his affidavit he claims that his home and cars are well maintained. Last I knew, he had no job, lived in a tent and cancelled his grand tour when no one would give him a ride...



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Post by JohnPCapitalist » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:56 pm

thearmbarkid wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:02 pm
Oh look, now Sporky's mailing threats to the county attorney and the Attorney General of the state of Iowa...apologize and send me money, or else! https://themightyswordamericasdeadlysin ... tters.html
Best line of the whole dreary train wreck is this:
I am informed enough in the law of the land to move this case DIRECTLY to the U.S. Supreme Court, and will do so if necessary.
Because that's exactly what the Supreme Court is for. I'm sure all those lawyers in the Iowa Attorney General's office are quaking in their boots now that Sporky's unveiled his brilliant legal strategy.



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Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

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Post by RoadScholar » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:01 pm

O Lord, the delusions of grandeur!


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Post by Notorial Dissent » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:53 am

RoadScholar wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:01 pm
O Lord, the delusions of grandeur!
Oh, Lord. the delusions, period.


The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.

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Post by thearmbarkid » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:14 am

raicha wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:24 pm
In his affidavit he claims that his home and cars are well maintained. Last I knew, he had no job, lived in a tent and cancelled his grand tour when no one would give him a ride...
From the way he talks, he now lives alone in a shitty apartment in South Dakota. But still has no job or money.



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Post by Foggy » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:22 am

RoadScholar wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:01 pm
O Lord, the delusions of grandeur!
I think you meant delusions of adequacy. :smoking:


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Post by Patagoniagirl » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:46 am

Foggy wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:22 am
RoadScholar wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:01 pm
O Lord, the delusions of grandeur!
I think you meant delusions of adequacy. :smoking:
Hey. How do you have the interwebz? Didn't the Sporkmeister have you put in jail? Winning Bigly!



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Post by thearmbarkid » Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:19 pm

Sporky is talking about revolution. Come for the Trumpanzee blather, stay for the thinly veiled racism. https://themightyswordamericasdeadlysin ... -come.html



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Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

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Post by voxpopuluxe » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:04 pm

I actually think Sporky is speaking for a significant fraction of the Trumpy demographic there: it’s the “my life is shit and I want someone to tell me it’s shit and I want everyone’s else’s life to be shit, too.” Call it the “misery loves company demo.” It’s all very BDSM.


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Post by lurkyloo » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:00 am

.....but Sporky's wife is Black........hmmmmm



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Post by thearmbarkid » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:26 pm

Oh Sporky, never change, you fucking idiot. https://themightyswordamericasdeadlysin ... ended.html



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Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

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Post by TheNewSaint » Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:05 pm

I feel sorry for whoever has to read that pile of nonsense. I stopped after paragraph 2, where he declared all proceedings null and void because the state did not acknowledge the daughter being 1/16 Cherokee. :roll:



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Post by Dr. Caligari » Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:22 pm

Can you say "Rooker-Feldman," boys and girls?

I knew you could!


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Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

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Post by JohnPCapitalist » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:28 pm

Dr. Caligari wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:22 pm
Can you say "Rooker-Feldman," boys and girls?

I knew you could!
Good thing I looked it up. I'm always getting "Rooker-Feldman" and "Dunning-Kruger" confused, since both apply to Sporky.



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