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CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

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Post by L00Kit » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:40 pm

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There's been some PM discussion about just how to address this guy, as some Fogbowers are with good reason concerned about Bruce's always-on rage. Bruce posts on NLA's Facebook group page as well as his own pages, with frequent updates, as linked below.

Bruce has CPS issues. Bruce has ex-wives issues. Bruce has anger-management issues in that he manages to be angry always. During his BlogTalkRadio show yesterday, he asks his CPS-victim guest to "talk for a while" because a sudden issue has come up which he must tend to.

At 00:27:00, Bruce steps away from the mic as said CPS-victim guest stumbles around for a bit trying to think of something to say now that she's alone with the mic. Then, gradually, louder and louder, yelling is heard in the background. As the guest is yammering, yammering, yammering in the front, Bruce is hollering, hollering, hollering in the back. A cacophony of crazy. By 00:28:23, he's full-bore screaming at some poor unknown soul. That's as far as I've gotten in the recording as listening continues...

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/americasde ... mmerman-vt

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Bruce's BlogSpot: http://themightyswordamericasdeadlysins.blogspot.com/

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Post by Family Liberty Patriot » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:45 pm

Why must everybody laugh at his mighty sword?
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L00Kit wrote:.

At 00:27:00[/highlight], Bruce steps away from the mic as said CPS-victim guest stumbles around for a bit trying to think of something to say. Then, gradually, louder and louder, yelling is heard in the background. As the guest is yammering, yammering, yammering in the front, Bruce is hollering, hollering, hollering in the back. A cacophony of crazy. By 00:28:23, he's full-bore screaming at some poor unknown soul. That's as far as I've gotten in the recording as listening continues...


Sounds hilarious! I look forward to that.
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Post by Flatpointhigh » Fri Sep 11, 2015 12:22 pm

looked at his FB profile: he was attending college until 2013 majoring in "legal studies"
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Post by L00Kit » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:28 am

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CHRISTOPHER BRUCE HAS LADY TROUBLES.

SHE'S SITTING ON HIS CAPS-LOCK KEY AND REFUSES TO BUDGE.

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Post by Family Liberty Patriot » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:33 am

Welp, guess we know who he screams at during calls now.
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Post by Foggy » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:54 am

He should get an imaginary friend to spend time with his imaginary Puerto Rican tormentor. :blink:

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Post by SueDB » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:15 am

Foggy wrote:He should get an imaginary friend to spend time with his imaginary Puerto Rican tormentor. :blink:
Now that doesn't sound like a very wise Latina.... :eek2:
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Post by Flatpointhigh » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:30 pm

not imaginary.:
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Post by Foggy » Sat Sep 12, 2015 4:20 pm

Wait a minute, Flatpoint.

Are you saying he's in a relationship with a woman who he calls a "fat, drunk, stupid slob of a Puerto Rican woman"?

And has been for at least a couple years?

Holy Ned. That IS complicated.

Doesn't sound like TRUE LOVE from where I'm sittin'. :nope:

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Post by Northland10 » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:10 pm

Looks like he took down his post about the lady. I have this odd feeling it is actually her house, if she even exists.

I am baffled why he might be having any issues with CPS. Just because he spends his days posting angry screeds on Facebook doesn't mean he might create an unsafe environment for a child. No, not all.
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Northland10 wrote:Looks like he took down his post about the lady. I have this odd feeling it is actually her house, if she even exists.

I am baffled why he might be having any issues with CPS. Just because he spends his days posting angry screeds on Facebook doesn't mean he might create an unsafe environment for a child. No, not all.
At the top of this page is a link to one of his recent BlogTalkRadio shows where he walks away from a hot mic, live on the air, to shriek at her like a poo-flinging assmonkey. Something about food he was very unhappy about.

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Post by Family Liberty Patriot » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:27 pm

It seems like The Mighty Sword might be single and available soon, for those who might be interested. :blink:
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Post by Flatpointhigh » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:54 pm

Northland10 wrote:Looks like he took down his post about the lady. I have this odd feeling it is actually her house, if she even exists.

I am baffled why he might be having any issues with CPS. Just because he spends his days posting angry screeds on Facebook doesn't mean he might create an unsafe environment for a child. No, not all.
My he child was removed from the home due to the infant's "failure to thrive" (underweight) I posted a link to a blog with all the court/cps docs. Upstream

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Post by L00Kit » Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:31 am

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ZOMG! OBAMA'S PROGRESSIVE MACHINE OF UNSTOPPABLE EVIL HAS EXECUTIVELY-AUTHORIZED BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS ON WE THE PEOPLE TO STEAL OUR GOD-GIVEN HATE FROM US AND TRICK US INTO VOTING FOR HIM ZOMG!

Christopher Bruce reads aloud a Daily Caller piece on The Progressive Machine; a machine so libtardinously powahful in its psychological machinations that poor humble Real True Patriots are powerless against it.

By the time Christopher gets 14 minutes into this, he's raising the roof with such shouty outrage that I'm out-loud with the laughing. He cannot BELIEVE we've been DUPED!! Everything is all just so very horrible.

So, still buzzing from his outrage-fueled adrenaline surge, Christopher brings in an unknown caller who he hopes is equally OUTRAGED!! by this diabolical plot against We the Poor Persecuted Patriots.

Sadly, caller is some new-age wooru stoner whose molasses-paced enlightenment instantly sucks the air out of the room. Caller's deepest profundity on the situation is as follows:
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Uuum you know.
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That's as far as I've gotten as listening continues...

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Post by L00Kit » Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:01 am

L00Kit wrote:Christopher Bruce - Friday September 18, 2015:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/americasde ... -real-real
NEW-AGE WOORU FURTHER PROFUNDIFIES:

Dialectical materialism!

Consciousness is being raped!

Mentalities are raped!

Nothing is pure!

I became a whistleblower and some reeeeeal bad stuff happened but I was, like, I'm not down with that!

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Post by L00Kit » Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:20 am

L00Kit wrote:Christopher Bruce - Friday September 18, 2015:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/americasde ... -real-real
@01:28:00 - Christopher shouts:
Hitler fluoridated the water supply.

Why??

CUZ IT DUMBS YER ASS DOWN SO YA DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON!!

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Post by Notorial Dissent » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:36 am

L00Kit wrote:
L00Kit wrote:Christopher Bruce - Friday September 18, 2015:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/americasde ... -real-real
@01:28:00 - Christopher shouts:
Hitler fluoridated the water supply.

Why??

CUZ IT DUMBS YER ASS DOWN SO YA DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON!!
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Post by gatsby » Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:14 pm

I saw the "rape" references and thought, "All that's needed is `Hitler.'" And there it was.

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Post by L00Kit » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:01 pm

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Wednesday September 23, 2015...

:pigsfly: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NEVER COMING BACK! :pigsfly:
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Post by Estiveo » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:06 pm

Musta refilled that scrip.
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Post by Family Liberty Patriot » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:16 pm

OH GOD I'M SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW JUST CALL ME BACK OKAY?
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Post by Flatpointhigh » Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:02 pm

Ah, the good ol' GCW post. A sure sign they are Drama Queens

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