What Should Karl P. Koenigs' Scofflaw Vehicle Be Called?

What Should Karl P. Koenigs' Scofflaw Vehicle Be Called?

OpVec
5
15%
Leviathan
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Behemoth
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3%
Jugger-Nut
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DoofusMobile
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27%
Jäger-nought
9
27%
Other
9
27%
 
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What Should Karl P. Koenigs' Scofflaw Vehicle Be Called?

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Post by Orlylicious »

Since Karl is temporarily out of jail and not as much fun, with many great ideas posted this calls for a Sunday funday poll.

Often impounded, cursed by innocent neighbors when he parks, seen as compensation of some sort, rarely useful:

What should Karl P. Koenigs' gas guzzling scofflaw vehicle be called?


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Jäger-nought, of course.

Karl has provided so much entertainment to me and others that I'd probably cover his bar tab if I ever had the chance.
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neonzx wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:42 am
Jäger-nought, of course.

Karl has provided so much entertainment to me and others that I'd probably cover his bar tab if I ever had the chance.
I like this!

I refuse to call it the 'OpVec' since that's just playing into his fantasies, just as 'Capt. Karl' does.

That's why it's been the Behemoth, and 'Kap'n Karl' (because the 'Kap'n is a riff on Kap'n Krunch').

Thank to Sam for spurring the conversation and Orlylicious for the poll :-D ,

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DoofusMobile suits Karl to a T.

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Totaled. I'd like to call it totaled.

From that photo I'm not sure of the physics of having such a long contraption without any wheel support near the middle.

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That thing would get stuck on a driveway, so I'm not sure why he's taking it off road.

I suppose he could have reinforced the frame in the center. Limo's do it. That thing is gonna get high-centered on the smallest of rises, and stuck on the any sort of reasonably tight turn.

How about common-lawly stuck?

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pipistrelle wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:27 am
Totaled. I'd like to call it totaled.

From that photo I'm not sure of the physics of having such a long contraption without any wheel support near the middle.
The problem seems to be that he has a bunch of heavy stuff loaded right over the middle. The company which built it must have made allowance for the motorcycle, though.

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:lol: Jäger-nought has a commanding lead. Just thought for a Sunday it would be fun, his posts are so boring and repetitive that until he's back in jail, he owes us some other kinds of laughs. :P
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It resembles a modern-day Clampett truck. It would be perfect if Rachel were atop the hot mess of garbage, astride that stupid motorcycle. Of course Karl has nowhere near the natural intelligence of Uncle Jed. He is more akin with Jethro, about whom Jed once said "If brains was lard, that boy wouldn't have enough to grease a skillet."

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He spends so much time running away. I think we should call it "Scooter".

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The Pratmobile.
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The "LOOKATME!!! MOBILE"

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Suranis wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:27 pm
The Pratmobile.
:like: That works.

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Karl’s PIMP (Phallic Inadequacy Made Prominent)

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PIMPH my ride as PIMPH supposedly stands for "person inclined to be macho and pack heat"?

Need something with the alcohol element though.... I'll be back.
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KKK (Kap'n Karl Koenigs) TurdTruck has a ring to it. :winner:
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I stand by my oft-stated opinion on this matter:
TheNewSaint wrote:
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I can't think of anything worse to call it than "Op-Vec." Op-Vec is the perfect name for this idiotic contraption. It sounds military, but is absolutely meaningless. All vehicles are operational, in the sense that Karl is using the word. It's an unnecessary modifier. Karl drove his operational vehicle to the water lake and ate food rations in the camping tent. It echoes Karl's pretentiousness about his self-assigned mission.

Also, "Op-Vec" is one of those names that successfully conveys what it is, even if you don't know what it means. Like "Electric Bougaloo" or "New Coke" or "Quisling." If you asked a random person to describe an Op-Vec, they'd come up with an oversized, overbuilt truck. It's the perfect word for the thing.
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That vehicle is, was, and ever will be one of the dumbest things ever built.
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"The DumbMobile" da da da dah da dah Dumbman...

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The Ford Extradition

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boots wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:22 pm
The Ford Extradition
This is also a good one!

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How about The Dum-vee?

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:yeah: :bwaha:

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:fingerwag: Now we learn that Karl is a :pray: Minister Of God :pray: , it is ill-mannered to mock this Chariot of Heavenly Justice, the Dumpster of Liberty. For does not the Bible say:
23 It came to pass that a mighty warrior traveled the lands of Don-Ald. This warrior's name was called Ka-Arl and his chariot was mighty with blackened sides and silver wheels upon oaken axles.
24 This chariot was of forty cubits length and carried upon its back a smaller chariot. And many marveled at this device, that it could carry such a load for its wheels were sorely separated and its girders did bow most greviously.
25 Ka-Arl traveled the lands proclaiming the Lord's word and protecting the weak. For he was Kaptain of a mighty invisible army.
26 The Phaorah's soldiers heard his message and trembled. Wherever Ka-Arl traveled, the soldiers came in their coats of blue cloth and spake unto him: "Ka-Arl, do come unto our dwelling house and there bide a while and we will feed you and upon the end of your stay we will carry you on our shoulders to our brothers across the land and they too will lodge you and feed you."
27 The Phaorah's judges also trembled when told of Ka-Arl and his invisible army. They feared arrest and execution for had they not oppressed honest travelers? Had they not said "ye that hath not papers shall ye not travel upon our roads and trails lest ye be punished"? Had they not denied the Lord's word as given to his servant Abraham in the mountains of Appalachia? Had they not denied the ninth and tenth amendments unto the commandments?
28 Ka-Arl was also possessed of a magical donkey. The name of this donkey was Rach-Ell. And Rach-Ell was sore afflicted by passing winds so was famed abroad as Rach-Ell the Gassy Burro.
29 Yet when Ka-Arl called in need, Rach-Ell came for to save him, bearing a bounty of silver shekels. For Rach-Ell was loyal, brave and stupid.
30 Across the land, the People of the Fog did laugh. For they heard not the message of Don-Ald and they feared not the wrath of Ka-Arl.

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