Any truth to this?


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Post by Family Liberty Patriot » Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:35 am

No. That's really stupid.


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Post by Foggy » Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:35 am

:lol: :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol:

:fiesta: :shootin: :fiesta: :shootin: :fiesta:


:splat:


... and how does that make you feel?
What is it you are trying to say?
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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:39 am

Yes. It's stupid. The Pope only owns those portions of the United States that are bounded by Canada and Mexico. I thought everybody knew that.



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Post by Foggy » Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:42 am

Wait, I thought that was the Jewish Pope. Or was it the Muslim Pope? :confused:


... and how does that make you feel?
What is it you are trying to say?
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Post by fierceredpanda » Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:43 am

Well, as we all know, Obama is the dirty filthy Muslim pope. So yes. The Pope owns America. Happy? :lol:


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Post by listeme » Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:17 pm

Dammit, I'm really busy today with work and watching people melt down on twitter.

Can I get back to you?


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Post by Suranis » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:28 pm

Wow, King John's shenanigans mean that the British Crown was forever under the control of Rome. That neatly explains Henry XIII's penis politics and the whole "The English monarch cannot be a Catholic" thing, which forced them to drag over a guy who couldn't even speak English to be their King at one point.

And that's without even looking stuff up. I'm shocked an expert like you could not think of those big no nos.


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Post by Plutodog » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:33 pm

...and the lonely voice of loon cries, "what is truth?" :dazed:


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Post by DejaMoo » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:33 pm

That's nuthin'. Didn't you hear about how the Pope was part of the CIA's secret psychic powers project in the 1980s? He and Obama teleported to Mars, and the Pope claimed the planet on behalf of the Illuminati.

It's true. You can find it on the internet. Now you know why all those private companies jumped into the space race.



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Post by Slartibartfast » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:36 pm

Suranis wrote:Wow, King John's shenanigans mean that the British Crown was forever under the control of Rome. That neatly explains Henry XIII's penis politics and the whole "The English monarch cannot be a Catholic" thing, which forced them to drag over a guy who couldn't even speak English to be their King at one point.

And that's without even looking stuff up. I'm shocked an expert like you could not think of those big no nos.
There goes Suranis with his facts again... :roll:

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Post by DejaMoo » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:41 pm

Suranis wrote:Wow, King John's shenanigans mean that the British Crown was forever under the control of Rome. That neatly explains Henry XIII's penis politics and the whole "The English monarch cannot be a Catholic" thing, which forced them to drag over a guy who couldn't even speak English to be their King at one point.

And that's without even looking stuff up. I'm shocked an expert like you could not think of those big no nos.
It's really cute how they think King John was the first/only ruler evar to be excommunicated by a Pope.



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Post by Estiveo » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:44 pm

I thought everything reverted to anarchy when Pope J2P2 defected, stole the plans to the Deathstar and gave them to good queen Brenda.


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Post by phaseolus » Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:16 pm

I bet the Pope could really use those woods of ours once in a while



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Post by Epectitus » Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:17 pm



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Post by Sugar Magnolia » Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:18 pm

At least he's accomplished his goal of upping the hits on that page.



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Post by RoadScholar » Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:21 pm

Here's the truth, JSG:

The Pope is a foul-smelling lizard minion of Emperor Xenu, who ate Elvis' half-alien baby while dressed as the Queen of England.

You're welcome.


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Post by Piffle » Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:59 pm

Suranis wrote:Wow, King John's shenanigans mean that the British Crown was forever under the control of Rome. That neatly explains Henry XIII's penis politics and the whole "The English monarch cannot be a Catholic" thing, which forced them to drag over a guy who couldn't even speak English to be their King at one point.
What did you expect? It's not like King John could speak English. The English have a rich history of having kings who couldn't speak English.



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Post by Piffle » Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:01 pm

RoadScholar wrote:Here's the truth, JSG:

The Pope is a foul-smelling lizard minion of Emperor Xenu II, who ate Elvis' half-alien baby while dressed as the Queen of England.

You're welcome.
Fixed it for you. (Accuracy is important.)



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Post by Azastan » Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:37 pm

Why do all of you keep referring to King John. Some guy clearly knows that the truth is out there, and it's king john.



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Post by Just some guy » Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:45 pm




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Post by boots » Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:49 pm

No.



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Post by Piffle » Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:53 pm

Just some guy wrote:So this

http://www.britannia.com/history/docs/johncon.html


is false?
What is false is the inference that political events and intrigue that occurred in the early 13th Century resulted in almost magical "contracts" that are still in force and binding today, while omitting or discounting everything that occurred during the intervening 800 years.



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Post by Just some guy » Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:14 pm

Piffle wrote:
Just some guy wrote:So this

http://www.britannia.com/history/docs/johncon.html


is false?
What is false is the inference that political events and intrigue that occurred in the early 13th Century resulted in almost magical "contracts" that are still in force and binding today, while omitting or discounting everything that occurred during the intervening 800 years.
Ah, so a contract becomes void over time even if there were heirs still alive on both sides and no one ever voided said contract, is that what you are saying? How long a timeframe Is that exactly?



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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:22 pm

:lol:

He's got us.



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