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Re: Karl Koenigs

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Post by MrPootyMouth » Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:17 pm

Ive been reading this thread while pooping for the last 2 years and you've been boring me lately.

So I'm here to answer your questions and liven this beyitch up.

Ask me something. You won't like the answers tho

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Re: Karl Koenigs

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Post by Foggy » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:15 pm

Wow, after calling us Fagblow, you're now a proud Fagblower yourself, huh? Your mom will be so proud. You're moving up in the world, finally. Welcome to Fogbow!
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Re: Karl Koenigs

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Post by scirreeve » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:21 pm

MrPootyMouth wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:17 pm
Ive been reading this thread while pooping for the last 2 years and you've been boring me lately.

So I'm here to answer your questions and liven this beyitch up.

Ask me something. You won't like the answers tho
Why do you follow me on twitter but won't let me follow your locked account back? Something to hide?

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Re: Karl Koenigs

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Post by RoadScholar » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:25 pm

Well, you know what they say:

If you’re bored it usually means you’re boring; it means you have nothing better to do than whatever you’re complaining about. :violin:
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Re: Karl Koenigs

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Post by Siegfried Shrink » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:29 pm

Sorry, no questions

Res ipsos loquitor.

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Re: Karl Koenigs

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Post by Foggy » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:31 pm

Maybe he's delicate and sensitive. He seems to think we're going to care about his answers one way or another. Where's the Virtual Drunk Tank at, my dad bought some excellent single malt Scotch. :boxing:
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Re: Karl Koenigs

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Post by Notorial Dissent » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:40 pm

What's the matter Karl, everybody else got you on ignore?
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.

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Re: Karl Koenigs

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Post by poplove » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:45 pm

MrPootyMouth wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:17 pm
Ive been reading this thread while pooping for the last 2 years and you've been boring me lately.

So I'm here to answer your questions and liven this beyitch up.

Ask me something. You won't like the answers tho
Eat more fiber instead of just reading this thread.

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Post by Foggy » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:59 pm

Do they feed you a lot of fiber in jail? :think:
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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by Dolly » Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:16 pm

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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by MN-Skeptic » Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:44 pm

Ok, that’s a whole minute of my life I won’t get back. Now onto threads that reflect intelligence.
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Post by kate520 » Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:04 am

I thought he was itchin’ forr a fight? Instead, he just took a dump under the bridge and ran away. Oh, brave bored poot, where have you gone?
DEFEND DEMOCRACY

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Post by Fiona » Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:20 am

To take over another bird refuge?

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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by scirreeve » Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:22 am

If Nathan is serious about participating he can disclose the name of the "Ukranian" who was on patrol at MNWR. I'll wait.

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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by Estiveo » Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:26 am

kate520 wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:04 am
I thought he was itchin’ forr a fight? Instead, he just took a dump under the bridge and ran away. Oh, brave bored poot, where have you gone?
They're all talk when they have plenty of french vanilla creamer, gummy dicks, and a poop trench, but laughing at them in a forum they don't control is like shining a light on a really stupid cockroach.
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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by RoadScholar » Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:36 am

“Aww he’s no fun — he fell right over.”
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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by Notorial Dissent » Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:58 am

Estiveo wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:26 am
kate520 wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:04 am
I thought he was itchin’ forr a fight? Instead, he just took a dump under the bridge and ran away. Oh, brave bored poot, where have you gone?
They're all talk when they have plenty of french vanilla creamer, gummy dicks, and a poop trench, but laughing at them in a forum they don't control is like shining a light on a really stupid cockroach.
Aw now, that's not fair to cockroaches, even on a bad day cockroaches are way smarter than most all poot/birfers at any given point, the rest is all true though.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.

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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by pipistrelle » Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:04 am

Oh, to be 12 years old again!

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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by Sam the Centipede » Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:22 am

:( Awwww!! :(

Isn't Krapitan Karl going to explain the importance of the NINTH and TENTH Amendments of his Speshul Constipation to the lawyers and shipping clerks here? Surely he can edumacate these ignorant BAR lawyers and teach them the TRUE Konstitushun and how it doesn't say anything like what professors of law, constitutional scholars, politicians and judges believe it says?

Perhaps he's too busy. Maybe the Supreme Kommander of the America Melania Freedumb Farces is marshalling his imaginary troops into imaginary formations to fight their imaginary battles? Or is he equiping his Op-Vec-Penis-Substitute with a paper towel launcher so he can aid in the hurricane relief efforts in three months' time?

Or is he simply too drunk?

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Re: Karl Koenigs

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Post by MrPootyMouth » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:00 am

scirreeve wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:21 pm
MrPootyMouth wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:17 pm
Ive been reading this thread while pooping for the last 2 years and you've been boring me lately.

So I'm here to answer your questions and liven this beyitch up.

Ask me something. You won't like the answers tho
Why do you follow me on twitter but won't let me follow your locked account back? Something to hide?
I enjoy irritating you.

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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by MrPootyMouth » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:03 am

Karl and I aren't talking right now.

I think he's mad at me.

I don't know the name of the Ukrainian or his gas mask toting duct taped mosin wielding friend. He was 17 tho

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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by MrPootyMouth » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:04 am

Hey, Angie... Ryan.

Damage control... QUICK!

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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by MrPootyMouth » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:08 am

Sekrit Stuffs!
pipistrelle wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:04 am
Oh, to be 12 years old again!
Are you saying grown men don't say "5 dorra make you horra" while wearing balloon boobies??

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Re: Mr. PootyMouth's thread

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Post by MrPootyMouth » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:12 am

kate520 wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:04 am
I thought he was itchin’ forr a fight? Instead, he just took a dump under the bridge and ran away. Oh, brave bored poot, where have you gone?
I actually left the spectacular log next to the propane tank. But that was 2 weeks prior to leaving that shit show

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