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Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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djpalmer71 wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:57 pm Does anyone know where our favorite fugitive was being extradited to? The Iron County inmate roster is currently showing as blank when I try to access the site https://ironsheriff.net/jail/inmate-bookings.
Yeah the site has been down yesterday and today. I assume he is being extradited to Nevada - I checked his case there this morning and no updates since he ran away. He is also not on the jail roster there yet.
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Obviously the MIghty AMFF have hacked the prison database, stormed the holding facility and liberated their dear leader...

or...

Karl is in a prison van on his way to another jail...
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Good point, Dave! Maybe Tresa Heywood and the Continental Marcias sprung him!

And how exciting is this: They are making a new website! Still want a badge so badly. They say the full site will be ready this month -- maybe the liberation of Capt Karl will be their first victorious mission! https://continentalmarshals.org/

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Tresa is feeling the Q:

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And still posting about the Marcias:

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But looks like things aren't working out for Tresa and Michael Youngblood, there are several of these types of posts:

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Or, maybe the site is just down. Vinelink shows them down too also. No result for the Capt in NV, Vinelink doesn't list WI. This is just WRONG, Karl knows a condition of entertaining us is to know where he is at all times in jail. Foggy, please get on this and fix the Iron Country Jail website por favor.

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Kap’n is a danger as an impaired driver. All bluster and no action.
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djpalmer71 wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:57 pm Does anyone know where our favorite fugitive was being extradited to? The Iron County inmate roster is currently showing as blank when I try to access the site https://ironsheriff.net/jail/inmate-bookings.
He is not showing up in Nevada or Wisconsin. The way I see it is either he is in transit to somewhere, or whichever warrant they arrested him on, that state was not interested in paying to go pick him up, so they let him go.
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northland10 wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 8:29 pm
djpalmer71 wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:57 pm Does anyone know where our favorite fugitive was being extradited to? The Iron County inmate roster is currently showing as blank when I try to access the site https://ironsheriff.net/jail/inmate-bookings.
He is not showing up in Nevada or Wisconsin. The way I see it is either he is in transit to somewhere, or whichever warrant they arrested him on, that state was not interested in paying to go pick him up, so they let him go.
If he doesn't waive extradition can take weeks to be extradited. My guess is that he is still in Utah jail but we shall see (I checked FL too - nothing).
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Opvec is still impounded in Cedar City. Should be real easy for him to get it back. ;)
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No driving licence needed? Or is that implied in 2 with picture ID?
I hope the tow company charges him for two spaces for the OpVecPenisSubstitute.
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If the authorities get their act together it’s possible the Kraptain could do a jail, then court, then prison tour of Florida, Wisconsin, Nevada, and Utah. Or will they just get rid of the fool as quickly as they can and let the next State he offends in have him? Pass the poot. :mrgreen:
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Iron County Sheriff's site is back up. Karl still in jail.
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Thanks Scir, just saw that too also. Six days, five nights now and still no groundswell of POOT support on Facebook or Twitter. It's almost like he isn't revered. Still nothing on the Mighty AMFF Telegram pages, those millions of members are slacking something awful.

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Wait, wait, wait. How can he be a fugitive from justice when everybody knows he's really the Avenger of Justice, with his mighty AMFF and his awesome 47 page brief THAT NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE? Tenth Amendment, baby!
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He was speaking in Cedar City. Perhaps he was picked up on one of his outstanding warrants. That would be cool.

Or perhaps he tries his sov cit BS on a Cedar City cop. :lol:

Either way, or even something else, it’s a good thing. :thumbsup:
Edit: Sorry. I am a little late to the party and had not caught up.
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Brand says he is being extradited to Wisconsin. I assumed Nevada because next to Utah but don't know for sure. Brand could be mistaken too.
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scirreeve wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 4:00 pm Brand says he is being extradited to Wisconsin. I assumed Nevada because next to Utah but don't know for sure. Brand could be mistaken too.
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:thumbsup: Karl and Foggy have really gone all out for our entertainment! Thanks guys! An extradition is exciting! Will Karl go by bus or train? Sounds like it'll take a while, remember seeing some of the Capitol Rioters took a long time to get moved. Maybe they'll take Karl to WI, let him tour the jails there, and then take him to Nevada, and then to Florida.

Who is dealing with the OpVec? Those fines aren't paying themselves.

True Northland. Or even the law of Utah, which is posted above, about extradition. Brand needs to be reading The Fogbow. :lol:

Scir, why is it Christopher Thornton? What's his FB link, please? I'd look once in a while at Brand Thornton https://www.facebook.com/brand.thornton.5

This was a recent post of his on the Brand page. Put it in spoiler because it's a pretty racy image:

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Don't think it's this Christopher but found it funny:

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Brand has been posting on this page for a while. IDK why.
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That's rich coming from a man who's probably never made a woman orgasm
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Brand is live in front of the Iron Cty. Sheriff's office with 1 other idiot - I assume they are shofaring but I'm not gonna watch. It is on his Christopher page. 3 people were watching including me.
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Thanks, Scir. He's with his son, Nicolai Joseph. Oh my, Brand says he's there because he talked to Karl last night and they put him in solitary confinement because, "he wouldn't allow himself to be tested for the COVID virus". He's been denied access to the internet to prepare his defense against extradition. Lots about his unlawful guns. Brand says he can't pass a NICS test (The National Instant Criminal Background Check System, or NICS). "He could be put away from 10 years". He says Rachel has "played him terribly" and will testify against him, he thinks what she's posted on Facebook are lies like being a straw man gun purchaser. Brand says, "I don't know if this gal was working for the Feds or working for the Devil. But she did a really good job setting him up." :thumbsup: There's a lot of spilled tea in this video. And yes, shofars will be blown after a prayer. It's an hour, just watched the beginning.


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Thanks OL - I skipped through it and your summary is great. At the end of the video he calls on all poots to assemble to help drunk Karl - he specifically names the Bundys, KK, Lambo, and Racist Roots. I guess they won't show up. He said he talked to Karl last night so I assume (maybe wrongly) that Karl would know which State is trying to extradite him and he says it is Wisconsin. I checked WI court records and see nothing in them yet about Karl's capture and extradition proceedings.
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From his Utah arrest form I assumed he would be charged with not having a valid licence etc. Are they just extraditing him without charging him themselves?
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Uninformed wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:56 pm From his Utah arrest form I assumed he would be charged with not having a valid licence etc. Are they just extraditing him without charging him themselves?
I guess so but Utah court records are a mystery to me - all I can see is the Sheriff's arrest/jail info. And of course Poppy found the impound lot's stuff.
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Uninformed wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:56 pm From his Utah arrest form I assumed he would be charged with not having a valid licence etc. Are they just extraditing him without charging him themselves?
I'm assuming they don't want to bother with anything that might slow the process of sending him elsewhere They could charge him but it really would not be worth their time Would he come back from Wisconsin to deal with later?
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I’m gobsmacked if Wisconsin wants him.
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