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scirreeve wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:40 pm Karl is in jail in Utah. Don't know the story.
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Oh well, just another bail to jump and state to avoid. :thumbsup:
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scirreeve wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:40 pm Karl is in jail in Utah. Don't know the story.
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Looks like he's been arrested as a "fugitive from justice" and may be being held without bond, if I'm interpreting the data from the Iron County jail correctly.

Perhaps Wisconsin actually wants to pay to get him back to teach him a lesson. Is he wanted anywhere else like Nevada that might get him instead of his home state?

It would be amusing to figure out what he did to catch the attention of the Utah authorities. Did they have an automated plate reader on the OpVec? Not sure an extremely rural county (population ~40,000) would be able to afford such things. Or did he get busted for drunk driving yet again and they figured that holding for another jurisdiction would be cheaper than trying another DUI case?

https://ironsheriff.net/jail/inmate-bookings
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Hooray! :dance: Karl finally came through for us! He knew we were waiting, maybe Foggy called to goose him a bit. Karl hasn't posted on Telegram since his brilliant performance with Rachel... but didn't want to get hopes up.

Excellent news, Scir, thank you!

And "Iron County Jail" is a super cool name!
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johnpcapitalist wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:11 pm
scirreeve wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:40 pm Karl is in jail in Utah. Don't know the story.
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Looks like he's been arrested as a "fugitive from justice" and may be being held without bond, if I'm interpreting the data from the Iron County jail correctly.

Perhaps Wisconsin actually wants to pay to get him back to teach him a lesson. Is he wanted anywhere else like Nevada that might get him instead of his home state?

It would be amusing to figure out what he did to catch the attention of the Utah authorities. Did they have an automated plate reader on the OpVec? Not sure an extremely rural county (population ~40,000) would be able to afford such things. Or did he get busted for drunk driving yet again and they figured that holding for another jurisdiction would be cheaper than trying another DUI case?

https://ironsheriff.net/jail/inmate-bookings

He has a NV warrant for FTA for charges related to his joy ride on his motorcycle on Mt. Charleston. I didn't realize the warrant was valid in Utah - maybe Karl didn't either.

ETA - I just checked his NV case. Shows warrant still active and no entry about him being caught in Utah (yet).
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Wonder if somebody at GO GREEN turned him in, many of them didn't seem thrilled with his presentation talking about going armed to the capitol. Karl makes friends everywhere.

Nothing specific from the Gassy Burro yet but wonder who she means here like so.

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scirreeve wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:24 pm He has a NV warrant for FTA for charges related to his joy ride on his motorcycle on Mt. Charleston. I didn't realize the warrant was valid in Utah - maybe Karl didn't either.

ETA - I just checked his NV case. Shows warrant still active and no entry about him being caught in Utah (yet).
Makes sense that Nevada would pay to get a crack at him, given that they're adjacent states. I'm sure that if he was driving the OpVec, it was impounded along with the motorcycle. Storage charges for that ought to be impressive after Karl spends a few weeks in jail in both UT and NV. A quick search shows that in Utah, an impounded vehicle can be sold after 30 days in the clink.

Remember when the OpVec was impounded during Karl's stupid Florida adventure and it was 45 days before a sale there? He barely managed to get it back in time because they wouldn't release it until it was properly registered. But now that he's being held without bail, it is going to be an even more fun race against the clock.

The OpVec is such a monstrosity that it might go for a fraction of its market value. It would be a certain amount of fun if a Fogbowser were to snatch it at auction for $1,500 or so and broadcast that fact to all of Karl's AMFF supporters. Oh, wait...
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johnpcapitalist wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:38 pm
scirreeve wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:24 pm He has a NV warrant for FTA for charges related to his joy ride on his motorcycle on Mt. Charleston. I didn't realize the warrant was valid in Utah - maybe Karl didn't either.

ETA - I just checked his NV case. Shows warrant still active and no entry about him being caught in Utah (yet).
Makes sense that Nevada would pay to get a crack at him, given that they're adjacent states. I'm sure that if he was driving the OpVec, it was impounded along with the motorcycle. Storage charges for that ought to be impressive after Karl spends a few weeks in jail in both UT and NV. A quick search shows that in Utah, an impounded vehicle can be sold after 30 days in the clink.

Remember when the OpVec was impounded during Karl's stupid Florida adventure and it was 45 days before a sale there? He barely managed to get it back in time because they wouldn't release it until it was properly registered. But now that he's being held without bail, it is going to be an even more fun race against the clock.

The OpVec is such a monstrosity that it might go for a fraction of its market value. It would be a certain amount of fun if a Fogbowser were to snatch it at auction for $1,500 or so and broadcast that fact to all of Karl's AMFF supporters. Oh, wait...
He had big problems getting them released in NV too. The OpVec and motorcycle were impounded at different tow companies so he had to do everything twice.
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Foggy should buy the OpVec and give it to The Spork for his next World Tour! Although Karl and The Spork are locked in a death match for "The Laziest Poot Alive". :smoking:

Wanted to be sure Karl's friends on Twitter heard the news :P


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Gee, he's wanted in so many places. Wish we could make an animated Wheel of Justice so folks could spin to guess where Karl might be going.

Here's Karl's charge:
Index Utah Code
Title 77 Utah Code of Criminal Procedure
Chapter 30 Extradition
Section 13 Fugitives from justice -- Warrant of arrest.

77-30-13. Fugitives from justice -- Warrant of arrest.
Whenever any person within this state shall be charged on the oath of any credible person before any judge or magistrate of this state with the commission of any crime in any other state, and, except in cases arising under Section 77-30-6* that he has fled from justice, or with having been convicted of a crime in that state and having escaped from confinement, or having broken the terms of his bail, probation or parole, or whenever complaint shall have been made before any judge or magistrate in this state setting forth on the affidavit of any credible person in another state that a crime has been committed in such other state and that the accused has been charged in such state with the commission of the crime, and except in cases arising under Section 77-30-6, has fled from justice, or with having been convicted of a crime in that state and having escaped from confinement, or having broken the terms of his bail, probation or parole, and is believed to be in this state, the judge or magistrate shall issue a warrant directed to any peace officer commanding him to apprehend the person named therein, wherever he may be found in this state, and to bring him before the same or any judge, magistrate or court who or which may be available in or convenient of access to the place where the arrest may be made, to answer the charge or complaint and affidavit, and a certified copy of the sworn charge or complaint and affidavit upon which the warrant is issued shall be attached to the warrant.

Enacted by Chapter 15, 1980 General Session
https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title77/Chapt ... 0118000101

* Index Utah Code
Title 77 Utah Code of Criminal Procedure
Chapter 30 Extradition
Section 6 Extradition for crime committed in another state by person while in this state.

77-30-6. Extradition for crime committed in another state by person while in this state.
The governor of this state may also surrender, on demand of the executive authority of any other state, any person in this state charged in such other state, in the manner provided in section 77-30-3**, with committing an act in this state, or in a third state, intentionally resulting in a crime in the state whose executive authority is making the demand, and the provisions of this act not otherwise inconsistent shall apply to such cases even though the accused was not in that state at the time of the commission of the crime, and has not fled therefrom.

Enacted by Chapter 15, 1980 General Session
** Utah Title 77 — Utah Code Of Criminal Procedure :: 77-30-3 — Form Of Demand -- What Documents Presented Must Show.

77-30-3. Form of demand -- What documents presented must show.

No demand for the extradition of a person charged with a crime in another state shall be recognized by the governor unless in writing alleging, except in cases arising under Section 77-30-6, that the accused was present in the demanding state at the time of the commission of the alleged crime, and that thereafter he fled from the state, and accompanied by a copy of an indictment found or by information supported by affidavit in the state having jurisdiction of the crime, or by a copy of an affidavit made before a magistrate there, together with a copy of any warrant which was issued thereupon or by a copy of a judgment of conviction or of a sentence composed in execution, together with a statement by the executive authority of the demanding state that the person claimed has escaped from confinement or has broken the terms of his bail, probation or parole. The indictment, information or affidavit made before the magistrate must substantially charge the person demanded with having committed a crime under the law of that state and the copy of the indictment, information, affidavit, judgment of conviction or sentence must be authenticated by the executive authority making the demand.

Enacted by Chapter 15, 1980 General Session
Well, if Karl gets the Governors, Judges and Magistrates arrested, as he'd promised he would do, maybe he's home free.
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Does Ryan the legal idiot Buddy still live in Iron County?
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Uninformed wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:51 pm Does Ryan the legal idiot Buddy still live in Iron County?
No - he lives in Mesquite NV now.
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scirreeve wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:58 pm
Uninformed wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:51 pm Does Ryan the legal idiot Buddy still live in Iron County?
No - he lives in Mesquite NV now.
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When Karl gets extradited I guess he'll have lodging in the Clark County Detention Center. Joshy is currently incarcerated at that facility and likely will be for a while (Joshy picked up an additional felon in possession charge today so his bail was doubled - grand jury came back with a superseding indictment last week). Karl and Joshy hate each other so that will be fun to watch 2 krazy sovcits who hate each other jailed in the same facility.
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Estiveo makes an excellent point:


Karl talks a big game, but he only gets violent with women.

He'd be Joshy's bitch in a matter of minutes.





Gave Karl (and Brand) a warning.


And if Karl Koenigs dares to think the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment of the Imperial Illuminati Air Force is coming to rescue him, they'll come for Brand Thornton and his Shofar, too. Ask @GreggEvans16. #SOVCIT #Poot #Dachshund #AMFF






Oh, Karl tweeted for the 1st time since 2/3 yesterday... Excellent timing.


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JJ says today is the anniversary of the Bundy “Ranch” standoff. Good timing, Kap’n.
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I found the impounded opvec! :lol:
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No license, no registration, no insurance. That'll show them BLUEcoats!

Wonder where the motorbike is? Or if they have the whole monstrosity.
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:thumbsup: Poplove, that is Award-Winning! ⭐️🍸🥳

Karl came back with a vengeance to entertain us! The TRIFECTA! Expired Registration, No Insurance, and Invalid Driver's License!

So now those are new Utah charges, as well as the Fugitive charges from NV or WI? Good things there's a big AMFF staff at the Telegram channel to make sure the updates are happening.

This is a fantastic opportunity to show us all that Constitutional Research is going to PAY OFF! Prepare to be amazed!

Credit to Poplove!

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poplove wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:23 pm I found the impounded opvec! :lol:
You rock Poppy!
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“Authorisation is required from Law Enforcement before release: No”

A bit surprising if it means what it seems to.
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Never heard of Paragonah before. I wonder why he was pulled over on I-15.
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scirreeve wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:39 pm
poplove wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:23 pm I found the impounded opvec! :lol:
You rock Poppy!
Thanks! I had to go back to the NLV court records to find the plate number. I'm still looking for the motorcycle info.
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