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by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:00 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Karl Koenigs
Replies: 6875
Views: 375475

Re: Karl Koenigs

Naaaah … that can't be original KarlKrap. Count the unnecessary and inappropriate capital letters: only sprinkles. Where is the long rant about Ninth and Tenth Amendments? Where are the fantasies about mobilising the imaginary AMFF? Ah … I see Orlylicious has identified the source: a different bunch...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:05 pm
Forum: Other Fringe Groups & Individuals
Topic: Neo-Nazi / White Supremacist News
Replies: 2046
Views: 146900

Re: Neo-Nazi / White Supremacist News

RoadScholar wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:59 pm
Nothing “deplorable” about that, right? :evil:
There are good people on both sides. :evil:
Why don't we have a Trump-telling-lies emoji?
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:32 am
Forum: Bundy Ranch/Malheur NWR
Topic: Bundy related gossip and discussion
Replies: 15593
Views: 1122927

Re: Bundy related gossip and discussion

Oh. From the context the "humor" wasn't apparent. Poot "humor" is usually recognizable by its stupid, unfunny, cruelty. It's telling that their idea of a joke is actually to appear on the borders of reason. They are disgusting people. I hope plenty of them get sick with Covid-19. If they are bankrup...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:54 am
Forum: Bundy Ranch/Malheur NWR
Topic: Bundy related gossip and discussion
Replies: 15593
Views: 1122927

Re: Bundy related gossip and discussion

From the Bundy Ranch Facebook: Ammon Bundy "Practicing social distancing has been hard on my marriage. I hope the government lifts this ban soon. Lisa is tired of being no more than 6 feet away from me. I told her until the government tell us it okay, we have to stay apart. The government knows bes...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:02 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Karl Koenigs
Replies: 6875
Views: 375475

Re: Karl Koenigs

But but but … the Orange Shitgibbon calls it the Chinese virus – does that mean their leader, the Master of Stupid, is a Deep Started operative?

But for the Komander, it's always "never mind the question, the answer is moar gunz."
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:57 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: Corona Virus Whackadoodles, Whackjobs and Conspiracy Theories (other than from the White House)
Replies: 87
Views: 2167

Re: Corona Virus Whackadoodles, Whackjobs and Conspiracy Theories

I don't have a problem with the notion that it would be satisfying to see the propagators of nonsense and bigotry (the Hobby Lobby monsters and their ilk) experience the karmic results of their crap. But I don't claim to be a nice person! If the Hobby Nuts really believe their argle-bargle, they sho...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:18 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Sovereign Citizens and Related Nutz
Replies: 6878
Views: 492532

Re: Sovereign Citizens and Related Nutz

Yeah, but I was wondering about the "shrift" part on its own. I think most of us know what the phrase "given short shrift" means with the noun in combination. I had guessed that "shrift" was connected with the verb "to shrive" but I confess 8-) that I also wouldn't have been able to fully define tha...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:38 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Sovereign Citizens and Related Nutz
Replies: 6878
Views: 492532

Re: Sovereign Citizens and Related Nutz

Which made me think "er, I dunno wot a 'shrift' is and why anyone cares if it's shorter than usual." So, for those similarly underinformed, here's Merriam-Webster: Definition of shrift 1 archaic a : a remission of sins pronounced by a priest in the sacrament of reconciliation b : the act of shriving...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Judge Anna Von Strudel de la PopTart (von Reitz)
Replies: 2040
Views: 162239

Re: Judge Anna Von Strudel de la PopTart (von Reitz)

Well GiovanniP, with the amount of discussion of mind-boggling stupidity in these threads, it's a refreshing novelty to have an intelligent exposition on abstruse topics such as the economics of financial automation and the necessity of specificity in customer-facing exception-handling systems. But ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:57 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Judge Anna Von Strudel de la PopTart (von Reitz)
Replies: 2040
Views: 162239

Re: Judge Anna Von Strudel de la PopTart (von Reitz)

Thx JohnP! I don't think an AI (artificial intelligence) correspondence-handling program needs a multilayer convolutional neutral network to combat the AI (abnormal idiocy) of a sovcit disputant and issue the PUNOWCFYA (pay up now or we're coming for your ass) response. As soon as it spots Notice to...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:36 am
Forum: Lesser Lights
Topic: Miki Booth
Replies: 1105
Views: 98807

Re: Miki Booth

Notorial Dissent wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:14 pm
Severe paranoia, and in Miki's case possibly early onset dementia.
… and perhaps psittacosis and distemper too from her habit of intimate contact with her feathered and furred pets.
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:14 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: COVID-19 And Mental Health
Replies: 39
Views: 991

Re: COVID-19 And Mental Health

Gloves (the ordinary kind) are not a good idea in my view. It's something for virus particles to nestle in, a nice vehicle to bring them home. Whereas you can wash and sanitize your hands reliably and thoroughly. Gloves only offer false reassurance. Disposable gloves. The idea is that you put them ...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Mar 20, 2020 12:39 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 2071
Views: 157797

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

Think big, Orlylicious! This needs the full dream team: Sporky marshalling transport and logistics, Kraptain Karl von Koenigs providing security and legal advice, Slimy Gavin Slime performing medical diagnosis and dispensing super-effective herbal brews. The populace of any town would be delighted t...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Mar 20, 2020 12:05 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 2071
Views: 157797

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

:confused: Is this one of those dress type illusions? Sporky claims the bus is black :nope: but the bus in the photo looks white to me!

Calling black white and white black … that's Sporky's bizarro world.
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Lesser Lights
Topic: Miki Booth
Replies: 1105
Views: 98807

Re: Miki Booth

Do others feel that birthers, poots and sovcits are actually becoming more stupid? They seemed maximally stupid in the past but their ranting now seems more incoherent, more disconnected than ever. Instead of just dreaming about an implausible future of legislators adopting their ridiculous ideas, p...
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:56 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: New Diseases - Coronavirus
Replies: 3550
Views: 71477

Re: New Diseases - Coronavirus

And still people I know are claiming that it's only bad in Italy because of "socialized health care." As if capitalism were itself a vaccine against the virus. :roll: The NY Times newsletter today picks up points that can be deduced from other countries' experiences. One is that having a healthcare...
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:50 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 2071
Views: 157797

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

Perhaps Sporky should offer himself as evidence of his crackpot antiscientific theory: "Look at me, I stood by a 5G phone tower and the oxygen deprivation caused irresistible changes to my brain and now I'm an imbecile, a fool, a nutter, a halfwit, a moron, a buffoon, a cretin, a retard, er, did I s...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:55 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Gavin Seim
Replies: 8882
Views: 571331

Re: Gavin Seim

ArthurWankspittle wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:42 am
He needs to do more research. Some of those tinctures seem to have the side effect of making your teeth grow crooked.
They're not exactly brilliant for the brain cells either.
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:38 am
Forum: Other Fringe Groups & Individuals
Topic: Florida Man
Replies: 862
Views: 81073

Re: Florida Man

That's going to be brutal..... For Tom Brady. Hes going to wind up as the next Jay Cutler. Likely his pro years shelf-life is near the expiration date. But he's banking another $30 million in the process, and it's gone to his head. And why not? He's not exactly selling his soul to the devil or comi...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:36 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: COVID-19 And Mental Health
Replies: 39
Views: 991

Re: COVID-19 And Mental Health

Disposable gloves, ok. Although one should be wary of any equipment (face masks, gloves, etc.) that gives one a false sense of security, as handling contaminated equipment introduces its own issues (as well as being environmentally worrying, creating more non-recyclable waste). So, use gloves if you...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:51 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Gavin Seim
Replies: 8882
Views: 571331

Re: Gavin Seim

Your stupid shit won't work dumbass, Capture.JPG If only there was some way to store these jars off of the counter. Suspended by their lids or something... :think: Doesn't exactly look hygeinic, does it? Who knows what sort of infection or poison one might get from something prepared by that filthy...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:48 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: New Diseases - Coronavirus
Replies: 3550
Views: 71477

Re: New Diseases - Coronavirus

The Science Daily website reports some data from research and analysis: Coronavirus spreads quickly and sometimes before people have symptoms, study finds : Infectious disease researchers […] found that time between cases in a chain of transmission is less than a week and that more than 10 percent o...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:28 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 2071
Views: 157797

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

Poor Sporkels, gets, and deservedly receives no, respect. :rotflmao: Poots, sovcits, etc. publish these ranting videos clearly believing that the videos show them to be heroic self-sacrificing campaigners for liberty. They appear to have no conception that they come across as whining, ridiculous fo...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:24 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: COVID-19 And Mental Health
Replies: 39
Views: 991

Re: COVID-19 And Mental Health

I'm scheduled to have my first mental health counselling session Thursday. At least it's not a medical clinic but that doesn't mean somebody in the waiting room isn't infected. Until then, Bailey's ice cream sundaes work pretty well. I haven't left the house since Saturday so I still plan to go unl...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:08 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Sovereign Citizens and Related Nutz
Replies: 6878
Views: 492532

Re: Sovereign Citizens and Related Nutz

:confused: Do sovcits and CTers have extra-large skulls so they can s squeeze in all the stupid?

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