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by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:51 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Gavin Seim
Replies: 9816
Views: 633502

Re: Gavin Seim

Your stupid shit won't work dumbass, Capture.JPG If only there was some way to store these jars off of the counter. Suspended by their lids or something... :think: Doesn't exactly look hygeinic, does it? Who knows what sort of infection or poison one might get from something prepared by that filthy...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:48 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: New Diseases - Coronavirus
Replies: 5064
Views: 139141

Re: New Diseases - Coronavirus

The Science Daily website reports some data from research and analysis: Coronavirus spreads quickly and sometimes before people have symptoms, study finds : Infectious disease researchers […] found that time between cases in a chain of transmission is less than a week and that more than 10 percent o...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:28 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 2197
Views: 174635

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

Poor Sporkels, gets, and deservedly receives no, respect. :rotflmao: Poots, sovcits, etc. publish these ranting videos clearly believing that the videos show them to be heroic self-sacrificing campaigners for liberty. They appear to have no conception that they come across as whining, ridiculous fo...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:24 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: COVID-19 And Mental Health
Replies: 40
Views: 2022

Re: COVID-19 And Mental Health

I'm scheduled to have my first mental health counselling session Thursday. At least it's not a medical clinic but that doesn't mean somebody in the waiting room isn't infected. Until then, Bailey's ice cream sundaes work pretty well. I haven't left the house since Saturday so I still plan to go unl...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:08 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Sovereign Citizens and Related Nutz
Replies: 6996
Views: 507696

Re: Sovereign Citizens and Related Nutz

:confused: Do sovcits and CTers have extra-large skulls so they can s squeeze in all the stupid?
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:00 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 2197
Views: 174635

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

Thanks for the transcript, TNS! :thumbs:

I rarely watch these videos because I find the ranting idiocy and vitriolic hatred difficult to stomach. But transcripts are fine. So it's a big thank you.
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:14 pm
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: COVID-19 And Mental Health
Replies: 40
Views: 2022

Re: COVID-19 And Mental Health

Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:01 pm
AA meetings are going online.
Coz they can't hold them in bars? :-D
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:29 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Karl Koenigs
Replies: 7011
Views: 401045

Re: Karl Koenigs

FRP: I wasn't trying to imply that it the feds should have shot the Malheur occupiers. Waging war on the people of the country, regardless of their politics, morality, or skin color, is never good. I agree with you that going in hard at Malheur could have been counter-productive, although I think I ...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 17, 2020 4:24 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: Coronavirus and the election
Replies: 312
Views: 16094

Re: Coronavirus and the election

:mememe: :mememe: :mememe: I know the answer!!

Because you're a moron and an asshole!

Case closed.
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 17, 2020 4:22 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Karl Koenigs
Replies: 7011
Views: 401045

Re: Karl Koenigs

I read somewhere that US gun sales are up again as morons think they'll have to fight during the Viral Apocalypse. It would be funny if these idiots just shoot each other but unfortunately it's only too likely that decent people will get hurt by the thugs. While conspiracy theorists have been around...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:57 am
Forum: Other Fringe Groups & Individuals
Topic: "Q" #QAnon "The Storm” "Any Day Now" 8Chan - Conspiracy Theories For Dummies
Replies: 1727
Views: 128437

Re: "Q" #QAnon "The Storm” "Any Day Now" 8Chan - Conspiracy Theories For Dummies

FFS he barely made it out of the courtroom the other day. Some of that might have been an act to try to gain sympathy, but, yes, even if one discounts the frame etc. as props, Weinstein looks fairly unhealthy, not someone who will make old bones in a poor environment. It amuses me to hear defense a...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:36 pm
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 2197
Views: 174635

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

:o :fingerwag: OL, you forgotted to give us a link so we can send donations of dollars, gas and beans to help poor Sporky!! How could anyone's heart not melt :crying: with sympathy :violin: for this brave crusader's plight! He has done so much to save the country from … from … uh … something or other.
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:13 pm
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: Coronavirus Humor
Replies: 743
Views: 30351

Re: Coronavirus Humor

I'm just going to drop this here because it has to be a joke. Has to be, right? Pence coronavirus memo gives questionable handshaking advice to White House staffers https://news.yahoo.com/pence-coronavirus-memo-gives-questionable-handshaking-advice-to-white-house-staffers-031345225.html If you don'...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:48 pm
Forum: Trump Administration
Topic: President* Trump - *Impeached
Replies: 14995
Views: 791305

Re: President* Trump - *Impeached

Typhoid Mar-y-Largo
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Mar 15, 2020 5:03 pm
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: Coronavirus Cancellations & Postponements / Travel & Events COVID-19
Replies: 829
Views: 35894

Re: Coronavirus Cancellations & Postponements / Travel & Events COVID-19

SAS - Scandinavian Airlines @SAS · 33m SAS CEO Rickard Gustafsson informs about putting most operation on hold due to the essentially non-existing demand for air travel. Starting from Monday March 16 and until further notice. Read more: http://sas.travel/en/trafficinfo Lots of European airlines are...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:41 pm
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: New Diseases - Coronavirus
Replies: 5064
Views: 139141

Re: New Diseases - Coronavirus

:snippity: I imagine Ireland clamped down after that embarrassing pub video went viral from last night. (Suranis posted here) A friend in France mentioned that her son (in his early 40s I think) had been celebrating in a bar a couple days ago with a bunch of friends and many others had been doing t...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:55 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: On a Personal Level--Coronavirus COVID-19 Cancellations, etc.
Replies: 1421
Views: 42817

Re: On a Personal Level--Coronavirus COVID-19 Cancellations, etc.

She's dead. Funerals are for the living. There are many ways to honor the dead. Your aunt won't even know that you weren't there. Yeah, I get that. The other thing is that her three children were close in age to three of my siblings, so there was a lot of bonding there growing up. And, ironically, ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:38 am
Forum: Coronavirus
Topic: Coronavirus and the election
Replies: 312
Views: 16094

Re: Coronavirus and the election

The Guardia n reports that England's local elections due for May '20 are to be deferred for one year. The UK government will push through a bill next week. Those are elections for local councils, city mayors, etc., not for MPs. Existing councillors, mayors, etc. will serve an extra year; it didn't ...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:30 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 2197
Views: 174635

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

I'm sure the Save America Tour is going well, but he learned early that he has to keep the dates and locations secret or so many people will show up that he'll be forced to hire large venues for his appearances. I bet realist and Princess Foofypants are finding large groups of people who are desper...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:49 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Anthony Williams, Private Attorney General
Replies: 1243
Views: 120984

Re: Anthony Williams, Private Attorney General

That particular bit is actually somewhat educational for those curious minds who wonder why the court gives these ding dongs so much leeway in their nonsense. It's explicitly so that the appeals court will see that not only were no mistakes made by the prosecution or any kind of due process violati...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:15 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: SovCit Financial Frauds & Related Shenanigans (HATJ & RKB)
Replies: 3836
Views: 267305

Re: SovCit Financial Frauds & Related Shenanigans (HATJ & RKB)

Okay they give away the plot 30 minutes in. The address was actually a coded message. Turns out the WHO declared COVID 19 to be a global pandemic so they could steal catastrophe bond funds because they're short on money because HATJ took away their access to funding in 2012 with her UCC filings. Ah...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:39 pm
Forum: Courts, Law, and Legal Issues
Topic: Michael Avenatti
Replies: 1904
Views: 111765

Re: Michael Avenatti

Did u mean Derpitude? :-D
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:02 pm
Forum: Courts, Law, and Legal Issues
Topic: Michael Avenatti
Replies: 1904
Views: 111765

Re: Michael Avenatti

Isn't moral turpitude a delicious phrase? It brings to my mind images of moustache-twirling bounders and swooning ruined damsels (optionally tied to tree or rails). Cackling laughter if a soundtrack is available. And … :think: … would immoral turpitude be more reprehensible than moral turpitude ?
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:07 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 2197
Views: 174635

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

I get the strapless dolly stuff but why does he have to reverse his trip because of a missing strap? Rhetorical question cuz Sporky. Huh, glad you got it – I don't tow things so my first mental image of the "strapless dolly" involved an unpleasant inflatable pink effigy with an improbable round mou...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:51 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Judge Anna Von Strudel de la PopTart (von Reitz)
Replies: 2061
Views: 170439

Re: Judge Anna Von Strudel de la PopTart (von Reitz)

Von Strudel has an explanation of a caste system which is full of frothy nuttiness: on Paul Streamers site: Explanation of Reptilians . Apparently, in the Annaverse people have been selectively bred like working dog breeds to be members of three castes: priests, soldiers and merchants. Oh, it's four...

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