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What was that old joke, "What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? -- a good start." Not very funny, I'd give that one a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. My Uncle George told me the funniest lawyer joak I ever heard: Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? A. A rooster cluck...

Yeah, ol' what's-his-name is my dad's 15th and final grandchild to graduate high school. He's going to UNC Wilmington in the fall.

Once just to see what happened, I said, "Alexa, I love you." :lovestruck: She said "That's a very nice thing to say," which, if you've ever been a teenage boy in love, is EXACKLY what teenage girls say when they don't want to say "I love you, too." When you're a teenage boy with raging hormones, tha...

Driving to Bathysphere or wherever it is my dad lives today, fetching him for Alex Bob Todd's high school graduation on Saturday. AFK most of the day.

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑

Wed May 22, 2019 9:55 am

I knowed in my headbone that the appeal wouldn't be just before Garland, but fog got in the way when I posted.

Oh sure, blame it on me. It's so easy.

A lawyer I knew once taught me how to bribe a Florida judge. It involved intentionally losing a large bet on the golf course. Perfectly legal.

Just sayin'. Never been to Florida, myself (except Miami Intl. airport).

Was he the one who had a chronic case of the trots? Yes. The judge was going to call these idiots on the carpet about the daffydavits they had signed, so he ordered them to appear in court to answer questions. But McLeran wrote a letter saying he couldn't leave home because he needed access to his ...

fierceredpanda wrote: ↑

Sun May 19, 2019 4:02 am

Since I mentioned Her Majesty the Empress Sophie (and because I'm having quite a hard time sleeping), I thought I'd provide another photo of her looking annoyed. But she's so pretty when she's annoyed!

Oh yeah ... that's definitely the "You have to sleep sometime" face.

No, no ... with his mad skillz he photoshopped out all the insects crawling on her.

... even a UNIVAC that formerly belonged to the US Navy.

I did my 6th grade science project on a UNIVAC M460 that belonged to the US Navy.

Yeah, I was just coming back to fix. She.

Addie wrote: ↑

Fri May 17, 2019 8:05 am

CNN: Grumpy Cat, the grouchy-faced furball that launched a thousand memes, is dead

Whoa, he looks pissed about being dead, too.

He has "no bail" listed in Etowah County so I suspect that he is being held for more than just "traveling."

Or maybe since he claims they have no jurisdiction they can't legally give him bail.

Mayor Bill de Blasio of New York became the 23rd Democrat to enter the race ...

No, I have 24 in my master list.

Who's responsible?

Added DeBlasio.

Yeah, live. Por favor.

RIP, Weeny. Beautiful girl.

That's how I see it.

In my next life I am definitely gonna be named Dell Bigtree.

Yeah, Orlylicious, a Sheriff's Kit is the perfect gift, and so effective! Here's a list of all the people who weren't birthers until they received a Sheriff's Kit and then, after going through it, they became true believers in all things birther and gave credit to that master of the persuasive arts,...

Northland10 wrote: ↑

Wed May 15, 2019 9:07 am

Oh, and Foggy looks like an , not a so upgrade issues.

My avatar is WAY more patriotic than your avatar, for a few days anyway.