Fogbow

She should, because she'd lose, and if anyone in this great land of ours needs to lose her reputation, she's it.

Y'know, real ageism is when you actually discriminate against someone because of their age. Whereas I made a remark in jest, because of my personal preference for someone younger than me to run for president. I know this may shock some of you, but I don't really have the power to decide who gets to ...

It is, though.

If she runs and wins, she'll be 71 and a half on inauguration day.

Next.

Whoa. I been spending too much time at the NCDP booth at the State Fair, talking to voters. It's almost like talking to real people. So I missed this, and will probably miss most of what's written on Fogbow today. But I have faith that y'all can find something even sillier to argue about. That will ...

If it's what Borowitz says I love it.

Maybenaut wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:48 pm

Surprised he’s not throwing them

He's not physically strong enough.

Very suspicious. The letters in Kanye can be rearranged to spell Kenya, which was the birthplace of our 44th president. Yee haw!

Well Babylon is the present-day Iraq, and George Bush became its king when he invaded and conquered the place. Hence, George Bush is obviously Lucifer.

This will be on the quiz AND the final exam, so write that shit down.

In actual fact, 1. DHS has NOT officially acknowledged any official connection to the Fogbow. 2. DHS has NOT officially acknowledged any official salaries or other official perquisites being officially paid to our official membership. 3. This drunken uneducated goober has NO PROOF OF ANYTHING. You'...

He's standing under.

That's some serious post-mortem plastic surgery right there.

That guy on the right looks almost alive!

OMG, those words melted my skin and boiled my brain!

... and some photos from the NC State Fair of quilts I saw today. . http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee232/foghorn_leghorn_photos/new/20181012_104151.png~original http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee232/foghorn_leghorn_photos/new/20181012_104149.png~original http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee2...

A ceramic by my cousin Margo ...

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Somerset wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:59 am

Here's a good overview of 5G for anyone who wants to dig in a bit:

https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/7169508

Oh, boring.

What fun is 5G if it isn't going to melt your skin and boil your brain and kill all forms of life on the planet?

He may not have studied electronic engineering, I'd wager.

I don't even want to know what that lady is eating.

The thing is, when 5G is implemented in the US, EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE an incredibly gruesome death, and they recently implemented it in China and nobody died BUT they're living under COMMUNISM (and you will be shocked to learn that China has not yet fully implemented 5G, although in some ways the...

I don't have time to do this one justice, but you need to panic right now because our old friend the Mighty Spork has a new screed that is CHOCK FULL of nutty goodness.

Don't bother killing your cell phone, that won't save you!

That's dumb. He was going to kill himself with a bomb to promote the concept of sortition? :doh: I mean, even if he hadn't been caught, y'know? "Hon, you ever hear about sortition?" "No, babe, wuzzat?" "It's like, you put all the eligible voters in a lottery and pick politicians by chance." "That's ...

Dang it, vic, you get better soon, you hear me? GET WELL, MY FRIEND.

Wow, this is much worse than I expected. I thought this was supposed to be a little bitty storm when it hit. But I'm down with the Derp State geoengineering it to hammer a conservative part of the state. That seems nice. As I was finishing up the installation/arrangement of the NCDP booth at the Sta...