Fogbow

Jim wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:06 pm

Gregg wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:52 pm

Call me when they build one higher than you can build a ladder.

No problem. By that time, drones will be able to just carry people over.

How 'bout helium balloons and a lawn chair? That's proven technology!

Hey, last I heard they still hadn't come to grips with the "tunneling under it" issue.

Heh.

Whadda buncha crap.

I smell a Russian rat.

Shocking!

...but her emails!

You can accept a paying job and still be annoyed by it.

Happens to me all the time.

https://twitter.com/RexHuppke/status/1042051886315175936 Americans need to prepare themselves physically and emotionally for the very real possibility that Sarah Sanders will stand behind a podium and deny that the president of the United States has a penis that looks like Toad from Mario Kart. The...

Mikedunford wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:53 pm

So we've got a failed LARPer running around with the grace and charm of a concussed weasel because...?

Don't forget to mention the IQ of an egg-salad sandwich.

Well, you know what they say: If you’re bored it usually means you’re boring; it means you have nothing better to do than whatever you’re complaining about. :violin: I'm so boring that you obsess about me? Yup 😘 Te amo Nobody's obsessing about you. You're on our forum, not vice-versa. Pretty sure a...

“Aww he’s no fun — he fell right over.”

Well, you know what they say:

If you’re bored it usually means you’re boring; it means you have nothing better to do than whatever you’re complaining about.

right back to you all.

He was so little and so brave, it just made the hot tears pounce my heart.

It’s breaking me up like no dog’s passing. I can’t explain that.

On death watch now for Doug the Cat.

Cloten.....Go in and cheere the King, he rages, none
.............dare come about him.
Queene............................... All the better : may
.............This night fore-stall him of the comming day.

And you may very well be.

There may, right now, be three balding boomers getting stoned in a boathouse somewhere, with an internet connection and a bunch of multi-sided dice, laughing themselves silly.

“...attempt to...?”

Right. Like no 13-year-old boys are insecure.

Yeesh. What’s wrong with just skipping the genders?

“The maturity of an 8-year-old and the insecurity of a 13-year-old” ...isn’t that all the statement really needs?

verbalobe wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:06 am

Slim Cognito wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:02 am

running out of gas and into each other.

Nice zeugma!

Terror? Why then you’d want the Goliath, winner of Guiness record for “steepest roller coaster made of wood.”