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by Sam the Centipede
Mon May 20, 2024 9:27 pm
Forum: Whatever Doesn't Fit Elsewhere
Topic: The Stupid Thread
Replies: 712
Views: 559037

The Stupid Thread

In the context of keeping oneself safe around animals, someone once described chimpanzees as "60 kilos of perfectly coordinated muscle and teeth" which stuck with me I am often surprised at the blasé attitude of non-farming folk around a ton of muscle with horns and hooves. Ok, I can be mo...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon May 20, 2024 3:53 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Up Here in Bathysphere (or wherever it is)
Replies: 447
Views: 38401

Up Here in Bathysphere (or wherever it is)

I clearly am unsentimental and uncurious about these things! When my father died about 40-50 years ago my mother organized the funeral service and cremation. I never asked about what happened to my father's ashes, and never wondered, all I knew was that I had heard nothing of an urn or discussion of...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon May 20, 2024 1:18 pm
Forum: Law and Lawsuits
Topic: Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Replies: 3806
Views: 615531

Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox

Lumpy's appeal (thanks!) on my unlawyerly and unsympathetic reading can be paraphrased: "The mark knew the so-called judges for the competition were Lumpy's stooges. He knew that even if every file consisted of plain ASCII text saying 'this is not election data' the prize would never be awarded...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon May 20, 2024 10:09 am
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Up Here in Bathysphere (or wherever it is)
Replies: 447
Views: 38401

Up Here in Bathysphere (or wherever it is)

It's nice to have youngsters at a funeral (obviously only if it's appropriate and not distressing for the kids) as it provides that reminder that the circle of life continues, that all lives come to their ends, whether too early or too late, or even when it feels right, lives end while new lives beg...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat May 18, 2024 7:55 am
Forum: Current Politics
Topic: 💣 The Disastrous 118th Congress - MAGA Mike Johnson Saved by Shadow Speaker Hakeem Jeffries
Replies: 2722
Views: 545959

💣 The Disastrous 118th Congress - MAGA Mike Johnson Saved by Shadow Speaker Hakeem Jeffries

did you all see bobo do the sign of the cross? She is trying to take that away from Biden It was a weird triangle. I’m sure Biden knows how to do the actual sign. Which is not a triangle. Maybe it's a new thing: the Holy Triangle whose points represent the three aspects of The Trinity? Of course it...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat May 18, 2024 4:50 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: trump spawn
Replies: 2449
Views: 335005

trump spawn

I like the way Barron Trump has his father's tie on his shoulders. ;) Somebody mentioned that they had never seen a photograph of Barron Trump with a smile – happy or forced – on his face. As he emerges from his childhood purdah, it might become apparent whether that was a quirk of the public photos...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri May 17, 2024 5:37 am
Forum: Questions and Suggestions
Topic: Report Problems/Questions Here
Replies: 1160
Views: 183866

Report Problems/Questions Here

I would just like to take note of the fact that someone used this thread to report a threadjack in another thread, :nope: but instead it turned into a separate threadjack of this thread, proving once again that there are Earthlings using the Intartoobz. :lol: And your post, o Foglord, is a … ??
by Sam the Centipede
Wed May 15, 2024 2:36 pm
Forum: Foreign Countries and Culture
Topic: Australia
Replies: 431
Views: 208446

Australia

Dave from down under wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 8:51 pm Keep the U in

It is only unglamourous ex colonials that drop the U and have their own version of the gallon etc
C'mon Dave, even the limeypoms, let alone glamorous ex-colonials (you mean kiwis?) don't have 3 u-s in unglamorous!
by Sam the Centipede
Wed May 15, 2024 2:28 pm
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Replies: 1305
Views: 154603

Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

Is it normal to park one's "large luxury yacht" without fenders – either the traditional sausage-shaped balloons or heavy duty sex dolls if a pervert skipper prefers? Costs nothing to deploy them and definitely protects the boat better than leaving them inboard. I guess the Kraptain hasn'...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed May 15, 2024 3:03 am
Forum: Law and Lawsuits
Topic: Arpaio's Legacy
Replies: 66
Views: 52617

Arpaio's Legacy

bob wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 3:48 pm
Slim Cognito wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 3:43 pm Sometimes you wonder how that level of stupidity isn't painful.
Especially considering that isn't even Greene's actual account.
What!?!? You mean the "(Parody)" in the account handle doesn't mean "checked and guaranteed to be the genuine and true person"? Shocked I am!! :o
by Sam the Centipede
Wed May 15, 2024 2:17 am
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Replies: 1305
Views: 154603

Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

Is it normal to park one's "large luxury yacht" without fenders – either the traditional sausage-shaped balloons or heavy duty sex dolls if a pervert skipper prefers? Costs nothing to deploy them and definitely protects the boat better than leaving them inboard. I guess the Kraptain hasn't...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue May 14, 2024 12:04 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Chancery surgery
Replies: 25
Views: 533

Chancery surgery

Thanks all! My partner is keeping me company until they chase her out. Typing seems to set off the IV alarm, so prolly won’t be posting more tonight. Don't trap the IV line under your arm and it should be happy. They go off when there line gets kinked or trapped. Good to hear that you're recovering...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon May 13, 2024 7:42 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Cars, Trucks, and other forms of personal transportation
Replies: 44
Views: 1538

Cars, Trucks, and other forms of personal transportation

If you drive long distances the auto-stop-start only activates very occasionally so saves negligible fuel (but isn't very annoying). If you drive short city routes with many junctions the auto-stop-start activates more frequently and annoys you (and possibly increases wear on some components). Sound...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon May 13, 2024 3:38 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”
Replies: 2049
Views: 84186

Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”

:think: Presumably if a non-involved lawyer he believes his interpretation of the law :boxing: to be super-critical and fears it might be missed by everybody in court – oh the injustice! – his correct line of approach is to either (1) just STFU, or, if he cannot restrain his enthusiasm (2) pester th...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun May 12, 2024 3:16 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Air Travel - Flying the Friendly Skies
Replies: 74
Views: 5213

Air Travel - Flying the Friendly Skies

Diamonds are cheap to mine. The days of them being difficult to extract and hence ultra-expensive are long, long gone. It's the De Beers cartel that keeps prices artificially high, bullying or buying out anybody selling diamonds at their true value, restricting global supply, and marketing to ensure...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun May 12, 2024 3:06 pm
Forum: Law and Lawsuits
Topic: Robert Laity v VP Kamala Harris
Replies: 842
Views: 196275

Robert Laity v VP Kamala Harris

:snippity: From that link and the decision: Mr. Laity did not appear at the hearing, and no testimony was offered under oath verifying the assertions in his filing Shirking his merkun duty. :P :shrug: Whoda guessed that Laity would be an indolent, cojones-free crap-flinger? Wot, everybody? :o
by Sam the Centipede
Sun May 12, 2024 8:11 am
Forum: U.S. House of Representatives
Topic: Indiana 7th Congressional District
Replies: 6
Views: 197

Indiana 7th Congressional District

:think: So the view here is that "the only good Republican is a dead Republican"?
by Sam the Centipede
Fri May 10, 2024 5:08 am
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: The dregs of birther remainders.
Replies: 1534
Views: 637368

The dregs of birther remainders.

Shrouding birthers is newsworthy! :towel: Oh c'mon bob! "Shrouding" implies a deliberate act of not engaging with someone trying to promote an argument. This is simple indifference, nobody cares; insofar as they are noticed at all, the birthers are tossed into the same "are they stil...
by Sam the Centipede
Thu May 09, 2024 2:45 pm
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”
Replies: 2049
Views: 84186

Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”

Why yes, fuckhead, you can most certainly respond freely to what Ms. Daniels said. Farcical. Katie Phang's comment on Twitter was that Trump has the option to respond to Stormy's narrative, yes, he is free to testify in the trial, those are the rules and that is his right. I'm sorry, my hearing's, ...
by Sam the Centipede
Thu May 09, 2024 4:48 am
Forum: US President
Topic: RFK Jr. 2024- Antivaxxer Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. Jan 17, 1954 - Capricorn / Horse
Replies: 262
Views: 92644

RFK Jr. 2024- Antivaxxer Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. Jan 17, 1954 - Capricorn / Horse

neonzx wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 11:15 pm This story is a political career killer. It is worse IMHO than puppy/goat executioner.
RFK jr killed a worm! :biggrin:
by Sam the Centipede
Wed May 08, 2024 12:38 pm
Forum: Law and Lawsuits
Topic: Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Replies: 3806
Views: 615531

Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox

Being a Trump-supporting lawyer does not immediately suggest a mind that is razor-sharp and business-like, does it?
by Sam the Centipede
Tue May 07, 2024 5:39 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: Donald J. Trump 2024
Replies: 1204
Views: 668425

Donald J. Trump 2024

chancery wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 5:37 pm "Oxbridge"?

Effin' tacky name.
Perhaps Camford Academy was already taken? :biggrin:
by Sam the Centipede
Tue May 07, 2024 4:30 am
Forum: U.S. Culture and Media
Topic: Another Shooting
Replies: 2142
Views: 135078

Another Shooting

Therein lies one of the sadnesses of American life: perhaps this argument could happen anywhere, and anybody in any country can lose their temper, and some will will progress to violent intentions or actual violence. But because guns are accessible, instead of a fist fight, a complaint to authoritie...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue May 07, 2024 4:15 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”
Replies: 2049
Views: 84186

Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”

To be honest, I’m surprised more trials don’t end in acquittals. But I don’t think jurors really understand (or care about) reasonable doubt. Not a lawyer, not a juror, not a jurist, but that might well be true. I'm not a complete fuckwit but I'm sure I'd struggle with managing the evidence and arg...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue May 07, 2024 3:55 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”
Replies: 2049
Views: 84186

Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”

Checks, personal or otherwise: organizations typically allow directors and staff to purchase items or services with personal funds and later be reimbursed by the organization. So a personal payment is not direct evidence of a payment by the company. But but but … if the organization's records show a...

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