Fogbow

On Android, I use an app called Photo Resizer, love it.

Ol' Wifehorn was a pal, and allowed Bill to borrow her history notes, when they were in the same class at UCLA. She gave me a scare, she screamed so loud when she learned about his passing. This one hits really close to home.

I was a boy, riding in the Sierra Nevada with my dad and about twenty others, when one of the horses further up the trail suddenly bolted and turned around, and somehow he came down the trail at great speed, and hit my horse, spilling me from the saddle. I was knocked out. :wave: Buh bye, cruel worl...

The book I'm reading involves a farmer from Iowa who refers to horses as "tractors with an opinion".

This weekend was Numbah One Son's 25th birthday. He's ready for a quarter-life crisis.

Today my swimmin' pool opens at 11.

Probably too cold for a swim, it's not heated (or chlorinated). But I need sun molecules, and to socialize with the herd. I'll let the children adjust the pool by watching it suck all the heat from their little bodies.

Oh, I think it isn't finished yet, descending into 3rd worldliness.

Sad to say. We can overcome our huge mistake in electing Trump. The UK has no real way to escape the madness of Brexit.

Only seven months of shopping left before Christmas.

Mighty handy, that.

- Dr. Foghorn Leghorn, Inventor of Cheese

Boo, hiss. This is why I abandoned Xitter. And Faceplant.

Cool.

Nah, he's a Very. Serious. Journalist. He can't say fart. :blackeye: If you goog the phrase "went over like a wet balloon" the goog will give you results for "lead balloon" instead, because that's the actual saying. Wet balloons are only a thing if the water molecules are inside...

In the hearing, that went over like a wet balloon.

Wrong.

Wet balloons still fly. Just shake 'em a little bit. That's not the saying.


Try a lead balloon, Frank.

Whoa, grampa, don't hurt yourself.

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Sam the Centipede wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 2:25 pm

northland10 wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 2:18 pm You only need to be smarter than your audience.

Lindell struggles to be smarter than his product.

I still giggle when I see the name Fuentes, which means "fountains" in Spanish. It's a good Hispanic name for a dude claiming to represent the white race.

Wait, the horrible delay is from the end of June to the 5th of July? And if he loses the election that prevents a fait accompli? Oh, this is awful.

Yabbut, I bet the CEO didn't act out like Mr. Trump did in his trial.

Anything can happen. I'm hoping for a little justice and reality.

This man has seriously damaged the country I love.

I want to see him sentenced to years in prison. AMMV (anyone's mileage).

Hey folks, I'm starting to think that maybe we should stop arming our toddlers. Heresy. This is America. :flag: Every two year old should get a pistol for a birthday gift. Rifles are difficult to aim at that age, the NRA recommends that you wait until age 6 or 7 to give your child a rifle or shotgu...

Juries do funny things. However, I hope this jury knows, deep down, that we are in a really dangerous place in American polly ticks. Sooper dangerous. We are in red alert real trouble, and this jury has the opportunity to make history. We'll see if they make history in a good way, or a bad way. :pra...

... thereby conceding any chance of resolution by the election.

Yeah, pine pollen is yellow ... and sticky. On everything.