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Even as a child, I couldn't understand why Noah's Ark was presented as a wonderful children's story. I was horrified God drowned all those babies and puppies and kittens. Then I was terrified he'd strike me dead for doubting him. Also, I was afraid he'd strike me dead for hating Sunday School. Mom s...

Are they seriously going to run that in Montana? I mean, I'd love it, but is it an ad or just a fun video?

Also, that guy is awesome!

Molly is addicted to grapes. She asks for them specifically, although she'll gobble up bananas and apples, too. Speaking of Molly, I've been trying to get her to say "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition." I saw another bird saying it on YouTube, but no luck. Less than a week ago, Hubs started tea...

Oh my! That's way too many words for a trumper to comprehend. They should keep it simple like:

"We doctors say you bad governor. Many people die. Stop!"

President Negative-Attention Span is convinced hydroxychloroquine is his key to a Nobel Peace Prize.

Also too, there's probably some kickbacks somewhere, starting with Kodak.

I wish there was an easy way to separate workers wearing masks from workers who refuse to wear masks. Ideally, put the deniers together in a conference room with a separate exit (and bathroom) and let nature take its course.

She says the battle is "heartbreaking" Does that mean the battle to make dad face reality, or has he gotten fairly sick already?

And since he lived in his office, WTH is he isolating?

The only one of those that I disagree with is Florida being moved to lean Democratic this early on. The Florida GOP is a well-oiled machine when it comes to statewide elections, and DeSantis & Co. will do literally anything to secure Florida for Trump. Biden may yet win Florida, but I think my home...

Thanks. I needed that.

This is what has me confuzzled. Almost everyone around me is a republican, some more extreme than others, and every one of them votes absentee. At least until trump convinced them it was rigged. I'm seeing numbers that republicans who plan to vote by mail has dropped significantly. I know they expec...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:06 pm

asskisser of the year?

Do they never think to paint their hands?

Somebody should tell trump that Bill Gates buying TikTok isn't going to stop the kids from punking him.

"tigers and dogs have picked up the new coronavirus from people" That got me thinking about Ted. He was my constant companion during my worst days when I was ill. Then one day blood flowed from his mouth and nose. Fortunately, I was over having a fever (although still experiencing problems) and cou...

When we traveled to St. Thomas years ago, we rented a jeep and took the ferry to St John's for the most beautiful drive I've ever had. Circling the island, we eventually came to the ruins of an old sugar plantation mill. Perched high over the sea, it was a fascinating, if not sobering, self-tour. Pa...

This is true. I had a sun conure that refused to eat anything other than sunflower seeds. At the time, I didn't realize the health effects it had on him. He only lived 12 years and I blame myself for not forcing a healthier diet on him. It's like letting your kid live on ice cream. I swore I'd never...

I've seen several places that there are a lot fewer undecided voters at this point than there was in 2016, and once one makes a decision, it's not likely to change. Let's hope that's true.

Which means there's gonna be a whooooole lotta mailbags from democratic strongholds "lost" in postal processing centers come November. Why would postal workers who vote democratic go along with that? I don't think they would, but all they need are a few trumpers willing to go along in distribution ...

pipistrelle wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:04 am

Joe Biden is a white male, unlike Clinton. He's a comfortable candidate, and he's not going to teargas your mother or your veteran spouse.

My newest T, printed by Cafe Press.

Over in the Trump-Pence thread, it was noted that several sheriffs met with trump Friday after attending a conference with another sheriff who ultimately tested positive, so I was curious how long after exposure you test positive. We know symptoms can show anywhere from 2-14 days but if you're not s...

Maybe I should have responded in one of the covid threads, but I tried to find out how soon after exposure you'll test positive and found out...they don't really know. It depends on how your body responds. If you're asymptomatic, it may not matter because there's a good chance you'll get a false neg...

By contrast, the governors who eschewed public health experts’ advice and reopened quickly — as President Trump urged — have seen their approval ratings drop, by double digits in some cases.

*cough* #DeathSantis *cough*

What a great way to start the day. Thanks!

She looks like a baby seal. My daughter once sent me a meme saying seals are dog mermaids.

I bet they haven't told Trump yet. He is going to explode. He’ll happily go along with it, I think. Under the circumstances, there wouldn’t be a big crowd, the adulation and the party atmosphere subdued compared to 2016, even if they were able to open it up to more people. Keeping it small and priv...

“We had an easy campaign, and then we got hit by the China virus,” Trump said as uniformed sheriff’s deputies stood behind him and a crowd of dozens of supporters huddled before him . Few people wore masks or practiced social distancing. :lol: :lol: :lol: That's never going to get old. Can't wait f...

Yes, thanks. It's something that's kept me busy these past few weeks. I now have enough T-shirts to last 20 years. But I must confess, I got the idea for the Biden T off twitter. The concept, not the design.